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My cousin is having another kid and she wants me to be the godfather.
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You all know me.

I don't know what to answer her. I never really wanted kids. I know it's a pointless title like Vice President but it all because real if the Prez gets shot...

What do you guy think?
Am I Godfather material
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 05/13/18 05:25 AM until the end of time

View the results of this poll



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Edited by Patlal (05/13/18 07:38 AM)

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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More than some, less than some. That'll do pig

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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Yeah great idea Pat, the kid will be fat from a pure butter diet in no time and you’ll be yelling at them for stealing ur potatoes. Sounds like a great idea

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Repertoire89]
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She knows you.  Don't second guess her opinion of you.  None of us has a clear view of what type of person we are.  Everyone is their own worst critic.

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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If they die you have to raise the kid. :facepalm:

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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U would make a great Godfather. You were born for this! :yesnod:

Just make sure u always talk to the kid in that cool Godfather voice: "Hey Tony, you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?"


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
Yeah great idea Pat, the kid will be fat from a pure butter diet in no time and you’ll be yelling at them for stealing ur potatoes. Sounds like a great idea


He'll be healthy as fuck because of the fat and there won't be any potatoes in the house.

Your point is no longer valid


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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Why no potatoes? :confused:

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Dagr] * 1
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Dagr said:
Why no potatoes? :confused:


Pointless source of sugar.


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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My doctor won't let me eat potatoes. :sad:

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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Potatoes are a very good source of vitamin B6 and a good source of potassium, copper, vitamin C, manganese, phosphorus, niacin, dietary fiber, and pantothenic acid. Potatoes also contain a variety of phytonutrients that have antioxidant activity.

Maybe go with no soda in the house.

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Dagr]
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Dagr said:
Potatoes are a very good source of vitamin B6 and a good source of potassium, copper, vitamin C, manganese, phosphorus, niacin, dietary fiber, and pantothenic acid. Potatoes also contain a variety of phytonutrients that have antioxidant activity.

Maybe go with no soda in the house.


Every other veggies can replace potatoes.

There is no soda in the house... Shit is poison


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants me to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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All you have to do as a godfather is be there at the circumcision
and eat the foreskin.



Oh and whack a few of your cousins enemies. :smirk:

:thegodfather: . . . :peace:


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants me to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
...I never really wanted kids. I know it's a pointless title like Vice President but it all because real if the Prez gets shot...

What do you guy think?



You may not want the position,
but in the event that the worst should occur
do have confidence that you would perform well in the role

Prolly a good selection in terms of providing her with peace of mind

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Every other veggies can replace potatoes.



Your hatred for the blessed potato is unwarranted.

https://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/a20469943/nutrition-myths-about-healthy-fruits-and-veggies/

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Dagr]
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Well guys, I'm now a godfather by title only. My cousin already has someone to keep the kids (The godmother of her first kid). Therefore, I will not be the first choice should the worse happens.

It's cool to finally have some title in my family even though it's honorary.

I gave her $100 to start saving for college.


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal]
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Make me an offer I can't refuse.

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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Crazy_Horse said:
Make me an offer I can't refuse.


You really don't want to go down that path.


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Re: My cousin is having another kid and she wants be to be the godfather. [Re: Patlal] * 1
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:underageban:

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