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Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/08/spirit-airlines-emotional-support-hamster-flush-toilet-florida

Summary: Woman tries to board plane with hamster, is denied, flushes hamster down airport toilet.

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: UpSyndrome]
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L.O.L.  I’m goin to hell for laughing at this    Atleast I’ll be able to talk to the crazy bitch who did this there though

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: NOUS333] * 1
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R.I.P Fellow support soldier



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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: UpSyndrome] * 6
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"emotional support hamster" yeah right, the attention seeking bitch shoulda flushed herself down the toilet

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: UpSyndrome] * 2
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What a proper cunt.

I hope she reincarnates as a hamsters taint

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: plasma]
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:hamsterdance:


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Hebrews 11:3
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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: UpSyndrome]
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I wonder whether or not anyone who worked for the airline really did tell her to flush it.

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: psi]
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psi said:
I wonder whether or not anyone who worked for the airline really did tell her to flush it.



I doubt it. She sounds like a fuckin nutcase.  Who the fuck would say that.  I bet she just got emotional when they told her she can’t board with it and came up with the whole idea to be able to slander the air line later on

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: psi]
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I wouldnt be surprised if some dumb fuck employee did tell that.

But why flush it instead of just letting it go.


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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: Soluminia]
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Just let it roam free inside the airport :shrug:

But yeah "emotional support hamster" :rofl:


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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: Tripsurfer] * 2
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Tripsurfer said:
Just let it roam free inside the airport :shrug:



Next pixar movie idea?


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
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I've boarded flights with bags of weed taped to my gooch. I'd assume she couldn't have ducktaped little homie down there? :lol:


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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: Enjoywho]
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What could go wrong?

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: psi]
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Fool-proof. A hamster won’t think your ball sac is a warm chicken nuggets ready to be consumed while you’re 3000 feet in the sky. The attendants won’t have to subdue you and emergency land the flight due to crazy, suspected terreorist with bomb attached to his taint

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: plasma]
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These things cost $6. At that price you throw it away when it's no longer good.


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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: Patlal] * 1
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She should have Richard Gere'd it





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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: Shiithead]
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Shiithead said:
Tripsurfer said:
Just let it roam free inside the airport :shrug:



Next pixar movie idea?



And it will be called "Down".


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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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What? You mean to tell me I can't bring my emotional support dildo?! No, it won't flush. It's too big.


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: UpSyndrome] * 1
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Man, another ESH literally down the tubes.

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Re: Woman flushes her Emotional Support Hamster down toilet to board flight. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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It's a bit of a contradiction, presumably she considers this creature close enough to sentience or whatever that it can offer meaningful "emotional support", yet when push comes to shove, ultimately its life is disposable to her. Maybe she'd receive better emotional support (from humans even!) if she treated this emotional support thing as more of a two-way street.

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