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10 minute edibles
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I want to share with you guys a technique for making edibles in record time. Vrooom! Vrooom!


First you take a dollop of peanut butter or your nut butter of choice... Throw it on a microwave safe dish, put it in the microwave and blast it.
Next we grind our cannabis flowers. After they have been ground as fine as possible, take the melted PB out of the microwave and stir your weed into it making sure every piece of plant matter is saturated. Spread the mixture on the surface of the dish making sure the weed is completely covered by the surface of the PB. I've noticed making a donut shape out of the peanut butter helps to spread heat evenly. Now nuke the PB until it is just about on the verge of bubbling (it will inflate a just little bit) and stop the microwave before the bubbles pop to let it cool down. Whip the PB around and spread it out again repeating this process for up to 3-4 minutes.
I like to keep the microwave on medium for this.

It will be ready when you can smell the weed in the air and the largest piece of plant material crumbles to a powder in your mouth.

There you have it folks, edibles in just 10 easy minutes. This technique was perfected over the past 3 months by yours truly and it works like a charm each time.

Enjoy it on apples, celery, bread or even ice cream. It probably wont be delicious but it will get you real high for a long time :thumbup:

Edited by cannabinated (11/25/17 12:21 PM)

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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Ever hear of decarboxilation?


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: XUL]
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Uhhh yeah. That's what's happening.

They say you can directly decarboxylate in the microwave, but I feel like lots of volatile compounds get lost. Being covered in peanut butter prevents most of that. The most important reason though, is that the THC is directly infused. Even if you decarboxylate it directly you still need to infuse it in fat in order for it to hit you in a reasonable amount of time.

Any time I've had decarboxylated weed on its own it takes over 4 hours to kick in.

This method is the way to go if you're really in a pinch. Trust me I've been doing this every other night for the past 90 days. Not to mention making edibles since I was an early teen. There's virtually no trade off with potency and it's ready immediately.

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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Instructions unclear, put fork in toaster.


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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Well I was really high when I wrote it :shrug: Take it or leave it. I think it's a proper SOP.

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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Well it probably doesn't help I don't cook things in the microwave. My food only gets warmed up in there.


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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Damn I thought this thread would be an explanation of the gunfight you hallucinated yesterday


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: koods]
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People were emptying clips in my backyard I was scared brah

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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All you're doing is heating up the peanut butter until you see a couple bubbles, stir it around and repeat. I'm sorry it wasn't clear but I was seriously stoned.

I've undershot and over shot the timing and heating with this enough to know how to optimize potency.

Being a hardcore stoner can put wear and tear on you lungs and I'd rather people take a safer alternative before hurting themselves. Most really don't care until it's too late though.

I've been having a lot of respiratory issues lately and that's why I'm so enthusiastic about this.

Edited by cannabinated (11/25/17 12:56 AM)

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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cannabinated said:
People were emptying clips in my backyard I was scared brah


Look for dead bodies


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: koods]
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People were just celebrating with guns I guess. I checked the scanner and it was just noise complaints.

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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Sux


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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cannabinated said:
People were emptying clips in my backyard



They were probably NRA members upset at you referring to magazines as clips :noyoudidawet:


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: Asante]
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Sounds logical

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: cannabinated]
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I've tried making firecrackers in ovens..toaster ovens..microwaves..the whole 9 and it has never worked beside some placebo. Has anyone actually gotten really high from a firecracker?


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
I've tried making firecrackers in ovens..toaster ovens..microwaves..the whole 9 and it has never worked beside some placebo. Has anyone actually gotten really high from a firecracker?




Ugh, yes, those things will put me in a coma if I'm not careful.

I usually grind up my weed, wrap it in tinfoil and pop it in the oven at 200 degrees for a half hour, then I assemble the firecracker, wrap that in tinfoil and pop it back in the oven for another 15-20 minutes.


Nutella works very well too. The greater the fat content of whatever you're using the better - none of that low fat peanutbutter bullshit.


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: pirate-blues]
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I like potatoes


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Re: 10 minute firecrackers [Re: Psilocybnaut9] * 5
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:shitpost:


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