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The Blind Ass
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#24099843 - 02/18/17 11:45 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

What if she straight up says she wants nothing to do with you, and that she doesn't know you, and does not care?

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Rhizohunter
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: The Blind Ass]
#24099867 - 02/18/17 11:55 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

The Blind Ass said:

What if she straight up says she wants nothing to do with you, and that she doesn't know you, and does not care?

Then I put her in hell, lol. Oh boy, that would be a horrible thing. Being placed in an insect for eternity. She should probably hurry and get to me.

Would not be smart to pass off god

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psi
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#24099879 - 02/18/17 12:02 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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The Blind Ass
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#24099884 - 02/18/17 12:04 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Gotcha gotcha - I see... How does one get Emma inside an insect! More importantly - what kind of insect? :atreyu:

I was thinking or hoping you would forgive her if she wasn't wise enough to realize your concealed divinity - let it slide considering she may be a mere mortal.

Maybe let her off the hook, because you know she might be in a relationship with someone else and not want to see anyone else right now...so like you know? No biggie - im sure you would just conjure up another emma in another life in another world and make it happen, right? So even if this one doesn't work out as imagined - everyones cool and safe and happy regardless.

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Rhizohunter
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: The Blind Ass]
#24100002 - 02/18/17 01:11 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Well, the thing about a dance for the beautiful women is that she is able to leave whatever ass boyfriend she was dating before.

Like, I'm probably better than you within any relationship you think that you may have, but like, I don't care.

I'm just too busy loving myself today. I mean, I love jesus, not my fault.

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AmericanPsycho
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

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#24100012 - 02/18/17 01:18 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Rhizohunter said:

I'm just too busy loving myself today. I mean, I love jesus, not my fault.

Are you sure you're the real Jesus? Some guy in Russia is saying the same thing.

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: Rhizohunter]

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#24100015 - 02/18/17 01:19 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

You're a narcissist troll with psychotic tendencies. I don't see what the hype is all about. You can jerk yourself off, act like a tool, and pretend you've got a midas tongue? Pluck your head from your ass.

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Repertoire89
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

[Re: Rhizohunter]
#24100022 - 02/18/17 01:23 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Rhizohunter said:

The greatest part about it is that you all should realize these celebrities are watching me. I'm just too juicy for them not to be

In my minds eye, I can see you sauntering about in robes and Juicy booty shorts, prostelytizing to the sane

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Shroomslip
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

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#24100023 - 02/18/17 01:23 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Chemical Addiction said:

wasn't there someone else who was obsessed with celebs and pornstars saying that they wanted him, JFT I think it was... was that one of your puppets rhizo?

JFT just thought he "had a shot" with a couple of porn stars. One of them became "friends" with him on LoL or something and he thought it meant she took a personal interest in him, got the idea in his head that he was going to get into making porn himself and make like 800 dollars a week or some shit doing it :ilold:

The other was some video chat thing, I don't remember if he paid for it or why she was going to/was video chatting him.

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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.

You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Shroomism
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

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#24100041 - 02/18/17 01:32 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Rhizohunter said:

the most beautiful women of this world

lol

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Rhizohunter
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

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#24100109 - 02/18/17 01:58 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

You know what, maybe the jealousy I am perceiving is awesome. You guys will understand eventually. I'm gonna go take a shower, maybe bust a nut.

I quit her king off a week ago though, really wanted to finish somewhere important

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The Blind Ass
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Re: Emma Watson is so obsessed with me

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#24100114 - 02/18/17 01:59 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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