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Kid_Orgo



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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
#7774467 - 12/18/07 04:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to work in a restaurant, pretty soon I hated all the food we cooked there.
I'd really hate that to happen to sex.
(I wonder if that DOES happen, do those guys go home to their girlfriends and just be like "honey, lets cuddle. I am SO out of cum"
Not to mention, I don't like sex nearly enough to do it for a living with strangers.
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Bikerfool
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#7774616 - 12/18/07 05:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Getting laid all the time and getting the herp. vs. getting laid once in a while... I'd rather not get laid than catch herpes or warts from a porn star, which is extremely common in the industry.
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: future]
#7774868 - 12/18/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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future said: "i would never be a pornstar" haha right. Trust me you would.
I wouldn't mind making amateur porn, but I think professional porn would be too much to handle. I don't really have a very strong sex drive anyway, so there's no way I could reliably get hard when I needed to and cum at the right time.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Silversoul]
#7774878 - 12/18/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd be down for doing skinny guy/fat girl porn.
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notapillow
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7774928 - 12/18/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you basicaly amde this post to tell us your dick is fucking huge!
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: notapillow]
#7774947 - 12/18/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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losing my virginity was by far one the most akward things ive ever done, i cant even imagine some girl faking it as i give it to her
thats just plain humiliating...but then again im sure its happened before
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: notapillow]
#7774956 - 12/18/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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notapillow said: you basicaly amde this post to tell us your dick is fucking huge!
lolzorz
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Apollyphelion
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
#7774971 - 12/18/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Even getting the gist of this thread was like a Shroomery Gathering of mental masturbation via the circle jerk.
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
#7775212 - 12/18/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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coda said: It's just like any other job, soon enough you're going to get tired of it just like anything else
this is absurdly untrue man. think about preofessional sports. you think players like michael jordan, kobe bryant, brett farve, jerry rice, alex rodriguez, pele get tired of there job? FUCK NO think about chefs, i doubt they get tired of their job.
if you have a job that is mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually rewarding i have extreme doubt that you would get tired of it, maybe too old for it, but never tired of it.
on another note, notapillow....no I did not, but you can think what you want.
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learningtofly
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
#7775233 - 12/18/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I could never tell my parents or anyone else's parents that I fucked people for a living though. For me that'd be really embarassing.
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Kid_Orgo



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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
#7775355 - 12/18/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chefs definitely get bored with their jobs.
I don't know any pro athletes, though.
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Boom
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
#7775494 - 12/18/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: if you have a job that is mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually rewarding

That doesn't sound like working in porn to me
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coda
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Boom]
#7775897 - 12/18/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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this is absurdly untrue man. think about preofessional sports. you think players like michael jordan, kobe bryant, brett farve, jerry rice, alex rodriguez, pele get tired of there job?
Yup, i sure do, i bet there are days when they don't want to be at practice, when they don't want to train, when they would rather be with their families at xmas rather then on a subzero playing field.
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notapillow
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
#7775909 - 12/18/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hoopershroomer said:
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coda said: It's just like any other job, soon enough you're going to get tired of it just like anything else
this is absurdly untrue man. think about preofessional sports. you think players like michael jordan, kobe bryant, brett farve, jerry rice, alex rodriguez, pele get tired of there job? FUCK NO think about chefs, i doubt they get tired of their job.
if you have a job that is mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually rewarding i have extreme doubt that you would get tired of it, maybe too old for it, but never tired of it.
on another note, notapillow....no I did not, but you can think what you want.
actualy that seems more absurdly untrue. there are plenty of profecinal athelits that are jaded with where they found themself, be it cus they sold out, arn doing well, or just arnt having fun. its a real fact of all jobs. P and va G included
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: notapillow]
#7775921 - 12/18/07 11:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was talking about this yesterday...
it doesn't matter how cool a job is
at some point, you'll begin to not want to go to it. You go, because you need money, but even the coolest job ever will eventually become annoying to go to everyday
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: notapillow]
#7775925 - 12/18/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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notapillow said: profecinal athelits
Nice.
Also, I agree that the OP just made this to talk about his large penis.
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Boom
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Brugman]
#7775929 - 12/18/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Brugman said:
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notapillow said: profecinal athelits
Nice.
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notapillow
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Brugman]
#7775931 - 12/18/07 11:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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my spelling brings joy to all 
anyway yeah, not that theres anything wrong with flonting your e-dong, thats why the intronet was devised
also i can tell you from expereience that the cooles, most fun, amazingly stimulating jobs, are still work. you still gotta get up and go. and that sucks
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Boom]
#7775939 - 12/18/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha,
hooper, most porn stars have about a 7inch wang. you telling us that your dick is about a foot long?
that's a BIG dick son.
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Question How much do male porn actors make, and how are they paid? I mean when you first get interviewed, do they pay by the inch, or by how attractive you are in general or by how much prior "profesional" experience you have in the industry. Do you get paid royalties for every dvd sold or every pay per view porn site visited? The reason I'm asking is that I'm just getting my feet wet in this business and thus far I've recieved a few "low-ball" offers and one offer where I could make over $1,000.00 per scene; but I have no frame of referenc to know what I should be getting for my perfomance. If you would rather call I can be reached at (919)805-4166
Answer James... you can make anything from $50 to $1500 per scene. You get paid per scene, and nothing more. No royalties, no inches, nothing to do with your attractiveness.
Here are some more ideas about how to get involved.
Getting into the porn industry is very very difficult if you are a man. You must be able to get it up, keep it up, and then cum within 2 or 3 minutes of being asked. That is a given. You have to be at least 7 inches and very thick, preferably over eight. You have to be in some kind of physical shape, and you have to have stamina. You have to be willing to work with any girl in any situation, and be prepared for stop-start sex.
Sending pictures will get you nowhere. You have to actually GO to the studios and introduce yourself and then they will take naked polaroids of you and get back to you. But even then, your chances are minimal.
There is always a market for porn actors, regardless of your background and personal requirements, but at the same time you have to have (a) talent, (b) luck, and (c) you must be in a good location. New York, Miami, San Fran, London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Hamburg, Prague, Budapest, Montreal, Toronto, Vegas, even Minneapolis all have decent porn-producing studios, but 95% of the top adult movies in the world today are produced in Porn Valley. That is the San Fernando Valley in NorthWest Los Angeles, California. If you don't live in or near that valley, your chances are automatically significantly smaller.
Once you're in the Valley, go to VCA Platinum, Elegant Angel, Metro or Wicked (in Chatsworth), Vivid (in Van Nuys) or Sin City (in Canoga Park). But as I said, your chances of getting hired as part of a walk-in are extremely low.
If you're looking for low-budget internet porn jobs, they are out there, and searching on yahoo and google and excite can be productive. Instead of looking for advertised jobs, look for actual sites which offer the kinds of porn you'd like to be involved in and think you have a chance of being involved in). Then, make sure the porn is made by and for the website itself, then contact the webmasters and owners of the site and try and strike up a negotiation for an appearance in a movie for them. Of course, you need to have your photographs and details online.
Now assuming you go to the Valley, or somewhere similar, the best advice is always to find a stunning girl who wants to be a pornstar, and go to a studio with her. The girl should specify that she wants to work with you and the - ouila - you have a job. They'll always hire a hot girl, and if she's only willing to work with you, you just received a free ticket into porn superstardom.
If you're looking to do gay porn, the girl is unneccessary and it will be ten times easier for you to get a job. Gay porn stars are always needed and if you're willing to do that, unless you're completely unattractive to most men, you will get work in LA.
The old/young/kinky/hardcore thing is vital, especially if you are not bringing a new female into the industry, as they call it. You have to be willing to do ANYTHING and they will often start you off on something gross. Naturally, you'll have to perform very well in your first few movies particularly, and then you'll also have to work for small amounts until you're well known.
If you're thinking of mainstream acting or what not, you almost certainly will be exposed by the paparazzi. Once you do porn, your ENTERTAINMENT career is permanently red-flagged. Just come up with an alias and make it clear that your identity is to be kept a secret. Many pornstars do that.
If you're looking to get into gay porn in particular, it's simple. Move to LA. Go to the gay porn studios (they're in the book, they're all over the place), and walk right in and audition. They'll know within five minutes if you're what they're looking for and they're ALWAYS hiring.
Agents and agencies are sometimes OK but usually not, be very careful. The best thing to do is to write to a few male porn stars and ask them how they got involved, and how to get involved, agency/agent/studio wise. They'll tell you. It will probably even be in their online bios.
If you have a girl with you, and she's hot, and she wants to do porn with you, I suggest you go to JIM SOUTH at World Modelling on Van Nuys Boulevard in Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California. He's in the phone book.
Anyway... bottom line is... if you like the sun, go to Los Angeles. If you don't, go to Germany, the Czech Republic or Hungary. Because you're not going to find work anywhere else unless a miracle happens.
Good luck and I hope to see you slamming your cock into Taylor Rain's ass in the near future.
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notapillow
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: mushroomplume]
#7775954 - 12/18/07 11:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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wow you know alot about the dong trade
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