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"The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article
    #23806738 - 11/06/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

and now we're freaking out"

http://hellogiggles.com/arctic-noises-animal/


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In case you haven’t experienced enough anxiety over this upcoming election, weird noise activity in the Arctic should cause some concern.  According to a CBC News report, there is a strange pinging sound coming from the ocean floor and it’s scaring all the animals away. Cue Jaws theme music.

This particular sound is referred to as a “beep” or a “hum.” And as of right now, there is no explanation. It’s been discovered 120 kilometers northwest of the hamlet of Igloolik. Don’t worry if you’ve never heard of this place before. It’s near the least populated territory of Canada.

According to a member of the legislative assembly, Paul Quassa, sea animals usually love this spot.

    “That’s one of the major hunting areas in the summer and winter because it’s a polynya,” meaning an area of open water surrounded by ice, he said.

Hunters from the remote community in Nunavut have been alarmed by low numbers of prey this year. There were plenty of whales and seals for them to hunt previously.

Some blame Greenpeace, but the organization has denied involvement. Others suggest that the Baffinland Iron Mines Corporation might be responsible. Unfortunately, they have no equipment or scheduled work in the area.
Basically, this is a mystery worth investigating.

Hopefully, answers are coming soon. Otherwise, we will be forced to assume this is a sign of the impending apocalypse. If worst comes to worst, this could maybe be the basis for a Transformers reboot? A spokesperson told CBC News:

    “The Department of National Defence has been informed of the strange noises emanating in the Fury and Hecla Strait area, and the Canadian Armed Forces are taking the appropriate steps to actively investigate the situation.”

Seems like the answers are coming, people. Let’s hope that they’re boring ones.




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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23806758 - 11/06/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Might be some polar bears getting some action


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Konyap]
    #23806767 - 11/06/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Konyap said:
Might be some polar bears getting some action




Someone didn't bother reading the article...

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there is a strange pinging sound coming from the ocean floor and it’s scaring all the animals away.




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This particular sound is referred to as a “beep” or a “hum.” And as of right now, there is no explanation. It’s been discovered 120 kilometers northwest of the hamlet of Igloolik.




:allsodisappointed:


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23806772 - 11/06/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry that was me.  I ate like 50 burritos this week and figured I was doing everyone a favor by letting it out away from civilization but I didn't think of the polar bears.


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23806774 - 11/06/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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A spokesperson told CBC News:
“The Department of National Defence has been informed of the strange noises emanating in the Fury and Hecla Strait area, and the Canadian Armed Forces are taking the appropriate steps to actively investigate the situation.”



The Canadian Armed Forces first step was to contact the United States of America's Armed Forces to ask for help and guidance, no doubt.


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: California] * 1
    #23806790 - 11/06/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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California said:
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A spokesperson told CBC News:
“The Department of National Defence has been informed of the strange noises emanating in the Fury and Hecla Strait area, and the Canadian Armed Forces are taking the appropriate steps to actively investigate the situation.”



The Canadian Armed Forces first step was to contact the United States of America's Armed Forces to ask for help and guidance, no doubt.




I doubt that was their first step... We share the same continent so it makes sense they would alert us to something strange such as this.


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23806847 - 11/06/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:ancientaliens:

Prepare your anus


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23806906 - 11/06/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

kthulu...


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23807131 - 11/06/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Russian submarines...


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: greencrush420]
    #23807144 - 11/06/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Pickups and airplanes!:psycrankey:


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23807147 - 11/06/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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kthulu...




Finally a logical answer :lol: Except it is Cthulhu :shakefist:


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23807149 - 11/06/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Fracking!:psycrankey:


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #23807150 - 11/06/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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kthulu...




oh man I hope so :retawed:


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Ezuma]
    #23807240 - 11/06/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think I figured it out guys, it was Dethklok :lol:


Dethklok - Go Into The Water

:hairmetal:


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23807503 - 11/06/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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kthulu...




no idiot, its the nordic looking beings that live in the hollow of the earth. theyre trying to drill through the ice and contact us.


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23807552 - 11/06/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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mt cleverest said:
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Sporepoise said:
kthulu...




no idiot, its the nordic looking beings that live in the hollow of the earth. theyre trying to drill through the ice and contact us.




Or maybe it is some ancient dormant alien spaceship coming to life and preparing to break free of the ocean floor.


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I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23807581 - 11/06/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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mt cleverest said:
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Sporepoise said:
kthulu...




no idiot, its the nordic looking beings that live in the hollow of the earth. theyre trying to drill through the ice and contact us.




Or maybe it is some ancient dormant alien spaceship coming to life and preparing to break free of the ocean floor.




and save us from impending ecological disaster  :hippie:
or more likely fucking off to find a less hostile planet


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: Ezuma]
    #23807705 - 11/06/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hopefully they are here to rescue us from the Age Of Insanity:


ELOY 2009 - Age of Insanity

:super:

Damn I love eloy :awesomenod: so much truth in their lyrics.


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Re: "The Arctic is making weird noises and it's scaring all the animals away (article [Re: musiclover420]
    #23808555 - 11/07/16 03:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Is this happening near the northern polar anus discussed in that other thread?


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