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are u guys as phony as my dentist?
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i just got back from the dentist, the ones i go to are such phonies. everytime i go there they recommend i use a very specific brand of mouthwash and deny theyre paid to say it. theyre like "make sure u use ACT mouthwash after brushing" and im like " lol why ACT in specific are u sponsored by them?" and theyre like "no its just the first brand that came to my mind" but they all say it everytime i go there its a conspiracy

i dont see any problem with them recommending it, i'm sure ACT is a good brand and all, but why would they deny getting paid to say it when i ask? i think thats hogwash and it means they have no souls

if any of u guys are dentists would u lie about that?


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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A true stallion uses whatever mouthwash he damn well pleases.

Fight the power Sheeks.


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: Angus McAxeHandle]
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They probably just have stock in the ACT company. My dentist usually just asks me what kind of mouth wash I use. They don't really follow-up after I tell them so I must be using the good stuff.

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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: Lophosaurus]
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everclear is a much better mouth cleaner so your dentist definitely is fake as shit

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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: shroomsman] * 1
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i am phony
im so phony im not even real
i dont even exist


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Don't use mouth wash at all. I heard a story about a guy who used mouth wash for 20 years every day. He got mouth cancer and died from it.


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: trees]
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I am a non-phony dentist.  I have hammers and pliers and plenty of alcohol.


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: trees]
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That Michael Jordan is a reeal phony!


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: DTCharlieB] * 1
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no im 2 legit 2 quit


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: Sheekle]
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If you're really curious, most clinicians (dentists included) are required by law to report the payments they receive from companies.


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: Sheekle]
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truman show hrt


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: zZZz]
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my dentist says half mouthwash half hydrogen peroxide...didn't specify a brand, but that's what google is for and research


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: sanchothestoner]
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Nah my dentist cool af. Charges everything as regular cleaning so the insurance covers it fully, or something like that
Only reason my lil bro was able to get braces :lol:

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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: blackhawk]
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Real men use Dr. Tichenor's.



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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: zZZz]
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OP insinuates his dentist is a money grabbing corporate sellout to his face, good luck on your next visit. :lol:

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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: qman]
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You should be more concerned that they keep on not fixing your tooth right so you have to come back and spend more money.


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: koods]
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And that maybe they're promoting products cuz they know it sucks and will make you're teeth worse and you'll come back wondering why your gums are bleeding and you pay him to fix it


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: blackhawk]
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yeah i really need a teeth cleaning


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Real men use tequila.


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Re: are u guys as phony as my dentist? [Re: zappaisgod]
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real men dont use anything, we let the tooth rot till it falls out on its own :whatyougonnado:


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