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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7903874 - 01/19/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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leftysurprise said: that shits gross. and most of it has fluoride in it. which is toxic to humans.
In high doses, but it's essential for dental health, so they tell me.
I use Listerine for the record.
If you're just looking to kill shit in your mouth, buy yourself a bottle of Everclear or Golden Grain. Thats about 95% ethanol. Swish with that. It'll kill germs and a lot of your epithelial cells in your mouth. Maybe even taste buds too, if you're lucky.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: danlennon3]
#7903878 - 01/19/08 10:35 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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danlennon3 said: half the crap we are exposed to is toxic
minimize my friend. minimize. dont take in any toxins that you can help. that will help your body deal with the ones that you cannot help.
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Gumby]
#7903892 - 01/19/08 10:40 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Gumby said:
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leftysurprise said: that shits gross. and most of it has fluoride in it. which is toxic to humans.
In high doses, but it's essential for dental health, so they tell me.
I use Listerine for the record.
If you're just looking to kill shit in your mouth, buy yourself a bottle of Everclear or Golden Grain. Thats about 95% ethanol. Swish with that. It'll kill germs and a lot of your epithelial cells in your mouth. Maybe even taste buds too, if you're lucky.
so they tell you.
funny thing is, until recently, fluoride was never essential for teeth health.
the nazis also found that it was efficient at subduing the jews. made them lazy so they could never fight back. they put it into their food and water.
they also tell us that the chlorine in our water is safe to drink, they also tell us that THC is a horribly destructive drug, they also tell us that aspartame is safe, they also tell us that heavy metal fillings are just fine, they also tell us that the planet isnt heating up, they also tell us that alternative energy isnt practical and they also told us iraq had WMD.
ill invest my health in nature and not the government
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Gumby]
#7903905 - 01/19/08 10:45 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Gumby said: If you're just looking to kill shit in your mouth, buy yourself a bottle of Everclear
say no more - I'm fucken on it already
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Muppet
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Muppet]
#7903911 - 01/19/08 10:46 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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I'll start taking care of my teeth if it means I can get drunk at the same time
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Muppet]
#7903935 - 01/19/08 10:54 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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haha. you funny mup.
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7903966 - 01/19/08 11:00 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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He is the Shroomery Jester, afterall.
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danlennon3
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Bubblegum mouthwash probably isnt the best for you, but it sure tastes the best I drank like half the bottle
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: danlennon3]
#7903995 - 01/19/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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i heard a story on the news the other day, somewhere(cant remember where, i think it was in FL) that this one store had to move its mouthwash behind the counter because all of the bums were comming in and chugging the shit to get wasted since it has a much higher ALC. content than beer and wine, 20 something percent.
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7904002 - 01/19/08 11:09 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: danlennon3]
#7904009 - 01/19/08 11:11 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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i dont think i could pull myself to do that, no matter how much of a buzz i wanted......
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7904020 - 01/19/08 11:13 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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leftysurprise said: i heard a story on the news the other day, somewhere(cant remember where, i think it was in FL) that this one store had to move its mouthwash behind the counter because all of the bums were comming in and chugging the shit to get wasted since it has a much higher ALC. content than beer and wine, 20 something percent.
That is really sad to hear. If I lived there I would be nice and I would buy a couple bottles of mouthwash for the bums, I feel really bad for them.
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: danlennon3]
#7904024 - 01/19/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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well i guess the upside is, not only are they getting wasted, but they dont have bum breath anymore
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I just brush my teeth and floss, fuck mouthwash!
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: danlennon3]
#7904246 - 01/20/08 12:37 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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danlennon3 said: That is really sad to hear. If I lived there I would be nice and I would buy a couple bottles of mouthwash for the bums, I feel really bad for them.
that made me laugh
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Muppet]
#7904259 - 01/20/08 12:41 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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I like to go around to where they hang out and give them AA Meeting pamphlets, and a few on how to find Jesus.
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Muppet
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that kinda shit might get ya jumped ya know
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Muppet]
#7904318 - 01/20/08 01:01 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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They're too out of it to work up enough energy to start anything. They smell, they are rotting, and they have no teeth!
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Muppet
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good point
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Re: The Best Mouthwash [Re: Muppet]
#7904410 - 01/20/08 01:34 AM (16 years, 12 days ago) |
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bumfights ftw.
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