Crystal G said:

billy jowl said:

Crystal G said:

billy jowl said:

Hey miss crystal, I ain't fforgot about you.
I'm busy for awhile today, but soon as I get the chance I will definitely type out what I saw 

Oh and I DO forgive you for messing with my timeframe/process..

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u suck busy man

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Ok..


I foresee a new love interest in your life. You'll be looking for new sexual expierences after tiring of even the most kinky sexual romps. You will meet and fall in love with a person. You'll hit it off immediately, being fascinated with his sexual fetish of Coprophilia. It becomes your passion also, and you're swept away by him. He is also a transgender midget who goes by the name "Squiggly D" making it all the more seem like fate. Y'all get married and your intensifying scat filled love making gets more extreme.

Then crack cocaine comes into your life like a shitnado. The coprophilia obsession is taken to astonishing extremes... You begin cooking your crack with scat in ever increasing proportions. Eventually, as you've  probably already guessed you guys grow tired of using your own. Desperation takes hold, you start wandering construction sites at night in search of port a potties. Soon you and Squiggly D are wandering from town to town always searching for a fuller Port a pottie.

You shortly find out that you're pregnant... Later, you insist on a natural birth. Of course to you this means delivering in the bottom of a Johnny on the spot. Squiggly D agrees and coaches you through it, and after 7 seconds of pushing Squiggles "GD" Jr. is born. You immediately start a regime of cycling anabolic steroids to your newborn.

As Squiggles gd Jr.turns one mo. old you both notice he's extremely aggressive and surprisingly he can be quite dangerous.

Ok....... Now with the gift I have things like this never get easy to say...

Your future husband gets killed. He was preparing to cook some rocks and while going through squiggle gdjr.'s diaper for poop. He was slashed to death, squiggle's Jr had hidden a razor under his tongue. You, trying to save your husband fisted your baby, and he also died, two days later still attached to your arm.

You then get charged with murder. After a short trial you are acquitted, successfully arguing self defense.
You then go on and on incessantly posting these true but outlandish events on the shroomery. You do this for quite a while, trying to convince everyone its all true. You then disappear forever never to post again.

After that it starts getting fuzzy to me, but I can see there are news reports all over the country of construction sites being trespassed on and portapotties getting tampered with by a crazy looking Asian woman always wearing Hello Kitty pajamas...

Can I in good consciousness say that is you?
No I can't. My vision is too fuzzy after you abandon the shroomery to say for sure....

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Holy shit, this is fucking hilarious. Aside from the scat and the midget, this sounds strangely and terrifyingly accurate.

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OhMrJohnson said:

Sometimes I get these really intense sensations of deja-vu where I almost feel depersonalized like I've been in that exact same moment in time on multiple occasions beforehand

Then something normal will happen and I snap out of it instantly

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