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Soccer is better than football video
#22244537 - 09/16/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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watch the number one goal... And you will agree. [flash=425,344]http://flash]
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Kinko]
#22244568 - 09/16/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I call football, football and american football american football. Either way yes football is better
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: DivineO]
#22244605 - 09/16/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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American football is "Handegg".
I think it symbolizes a role reversal of reproduction personally, rather than a bunch of sperm attacking an egg, it's an egg fighting through vast numbers of sperm. The idea is that weaker sperm can just be pushed aside or dodged, only the strongest can halt the progression. At which point that sperm can then impregnate the egg. The sperm also play this "game" to keep competitors from entering the egg before they can. The tactics are to keep it in constant motion so no sperm is able to make direct contact, and in certain cases a "kick" sends it back through the Fallopian Tubes. This method is employed under the mindset of "if I can't have it, no one can". Yet another way to weed out the weak who are not worthy of becoming actual human beings.
Strangest of all is how sperm seem to team up with each other in direct rivalry with others. Sometimes after long battle, the egg becomes nearly pinned down and it becomes a free for all, rather than risk the rival getting to it, an attempt to pass the egg to a single team sperm, far distant from the rest, is used. A hail mary. The receiving sperm then has ample time to "score" as all the rest are cluster fucked far away.
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Shroomslip]
#22244655 - 09/16/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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dewd wtf sperm idfk what your talking aout and as much as i could careless about football soccer is 10x worse. That video was redtarded have you ever even seen american football?
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AmericaN football is very boring to watch , with pauses every 2-10 secs murica
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I was bored and trying to kill time
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Shroomslip]
#22244703 - 09/16/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you prefer handegg thats great and all. Rugby and football are pretty good to watch vs hand egg imo.
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: DivineO]
#22244709 - 09/16/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't like any of them. I think sports are stupid honestly. Watching them anyways. Playing them can be a lot of fun, but I really don't get the fascination with sitting there watching it. I never have.
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Shroomslip]
#22244717 - 09/16/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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They pause every 2 sec to set up incredibly complex plays that lead to hits and action youllll never fucking see in soccer or rugby
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My problem is they spent more time in idle than actual gameplay..... So retarded gtfo
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Kinko]
#22244729 - 09/16/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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again that is in the core of the sport where its a group of people working as a team to complete corridinated plays. Its alot like a war or something. Its def alot dif than pussy ass soccer LOL
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I mean I woulda played soccer if we didnt have actual cool sports to play in the spring like lacrosse which is esentially soccer thats harder and not for pussies. and for the record i used to hate football until i started drinking beer.
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This question has potencial to develop in pationate debate
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: crazybean]
#22244848 - 09/16/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not really there isnt much of an arguement here watching soccer is like watching paint dry.
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So is watching handegg.
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Shroomslip]
#22244910 - 09/16/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here we go
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: crazybean]
#22244919 - 09/16/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Let me trg another one, Barcelona or Real Madrid, Messi or Ronaldo, Brazil or Argentina, Germany or UK, etc.
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: crazybean]
#22244938 - 09/16/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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germany has the best soccer in the world atm
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Shroomslip]
#22244982 - 09/16/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I don't like any of them. I think sports are stupid honestly. Watching them anyways. Playing them can be a lot of fun, but I really don't get the fascination with sitting there watching it. I never have.
I wish I could've had this mentality from day one. I'm a big sports fan, and I faithfully follow all of my Michigan teams -- and I let big losses ruin my day, and sometimes week. It's fucking pathetic.
In reality it's a meaningless stupid ass game that's played with a gotdamn ball that is meant to serve as a form of entertainment, yet I allow these fuckers who I don't even know personally, to have a real effect on my life. I mean what in the actual fuck, man. It's fucking so utterly retarded & sad when I think about it.
Yet at this point it's so deeply ingrained in me (been following these teams since I was a little kid) that I honestly don't think there's any changing it at this point, sadly.
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Re: Soccer is better than football video [Re: Niffla]
#22244991 - 09/16/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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And OP, I prefer American football, I have no interest in soccer, but to each their own. Everybody has their own preference. It's funny to me how soccer fans & American football fans have to constantly try to prove which one is better. There doesn't have to be a "better" one. It's just up to the individual.
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