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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Google robots will rule the world
    #22105427 - 08/18/15 05:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Google has been buying up robotic companies like they're going out of style, and some of these robots I can see as total war machines. There's a few good pics and videos in the article, but I'll post a few more that I have seen over the years after purchasing Boston Dynamics.  What's really scary is you know they have shit way more advanced than what they show to the public, so all of this is nothing in comparison to what they really have.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3201279/Watch-Google-s-terrifying-humanoid-robot-running-forest-firm-pledges-soon-agile-humans.html

Imagine a pack of these chasing you down the street at 18mph. I see nothing but nefarious uses for a machine like this. What the hell would you possibly do with a sprinting machine like this besides chase the hell out of someone.



Fuck that shit! 28mph


Here's one humanoid that's supposedly testing military gear for humans. What the hell do you need the protective suit for when you have a robot capable of doing the task without the protective gear.



Just strolling along.


I mean, some of these things look goofy as hell, but imagine it fully armed being controlled by some lunatic.



This looks similar to what's in the article above, but you have to know this is garbage compered to what really exists behind the scenes.



This is ridiculous. We're all going to be killed off and then replaced by robots in the next 50 years. You would



Maaan...Fuck the swat team. Imagine this thing in your yard tossing cinder blocks through your front window. Look at the balance this thing has, and again this is nothing compared to what they're really working with.



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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22105458 - 08/18/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No they wont, think were pretty safe, maybe in a few generations time computers will do more but robots running things is just scifi


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: Laughingcowwa]
    #22105475 - 08/18/15 05:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

One can only imagine what they really have that they wouldn't dare show the general public. Increasing the minimum wage will move the fast food industry one step closer to replacing people with robots, and then nobody will have a burger flippin job. At least there will be nobody to spit in the food.


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22105519 - 08/18/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Amazing stuff. We live in such an exciting time :cool:

And Google is Alphabet now isn't it? All of their enterprises besides the search engine.


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22105530 - 08/18/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There's lots of uses for robots though. Pilots, taxi drivers, any kind of manual labour, can and will all be replaced by robots. Particularly in war. That's why were going to get exterminated by China's industrial powerhouse. Because they're going to start pumping out robots at a higher rate then anyone else can match and eradicate the world :uhoh:


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22107641 - 08/18/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:

That's why were going to get exterminated by China's industrial powerhouse. Because they're going to start pumping out robots at a higher rate then anyone else can match and eradicate the world :uhoh:






But their robots will all be made out of cheap and flimsy materials, so they will be easy to break.


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22107747 - 08/18/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

the only way we will be able to fight back against the looming robot empire will be with the use of EMP blasts. pretty easy too i would reckon


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: 404]
    #22107778 - 08/18/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22107857 - 08/18/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:

That's why were going to get exterminated by China's industrial powerhouse. Because they're going to start pumping out robots at a higher rate then anyone else can match and eradicate the world :uhoh:






But their robots will all be made out of cheap and flimsy materials, so they will be easy to break.



Yes but we will be out numbered. It won't come down to technology it will come down to industrial output and a war of attrition. America is broke. They got no money, limited industry. China is rolling in cash, andare an industrial powerhouse. China will be the next world super power. And that's a scary thing because the Chinese are ruthless


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22107874 - 08/18/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i fully support anything our government does to prevent that from happening. 110%

looks like from the post above, that with google in our midst we will have a shot at that.


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: 404]
    #22107912 - 08/18/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The atlas robot is freaky. I could put it to good use though.


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: loco801]
    #22107967 - 08/18/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't doubt that at this rate in 200 years we will all end up plugged into the Matrix


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Re: Google robots will rule the world [Re: Astral Pain] * 1
    #22107979 - 08/18/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Skynet is actually called Google


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