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OfflineBigNerd
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Who wants to be a robot?
    #2123053 - 11/19/03 04:48 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

So who here would take the opportunity to have their brain transplanted into a robot body?  Assume the following:

1) All robot bodies will have Asimov's Laws of Robotics built-in
2) Robots may or may not be given the freedoms available to "normal" citizens, you know human and governmental nature
3) Of course robot bodies will have the physical strength of 5 gorillas
4) Bodies can be custom-shaped for an additional fee (like a tiger-bot or a Carrie-Ann Moss-bot :loveeyes:)
4) Your robot body will be able to maintain your brain's health indefinitely, in theory (tests have not yet been completed on the LONG long term)

Well?

BN 


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: BigNerd]
    #2123055 - 11/19/03 04:49 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

i guess so, but if i were transplanted into her body, wouldn't i have a lot of guys on my ass?

erm, literally?


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: BigNerd]
    #2123058 - 11/19/03 04:51 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Please refer to my sig.


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: HB]
    #2123073 - 11/19/03 04:58 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

HB said:
i guess so, but if i were transplanted into her body, wouldn't i have a lot of guys on my ass?

erm, literally?




Yes, I expect so. But there's also the mass-produced "standard" mold, for those without the money or incllination to get one specially made to personal specifications. Then again, it's not like they can't just mold you after someone else, I was just tossing that out as an example.

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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: BigNerd]
    #2123077 - 11/19/03 04:59 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

i think id assume the body of my girlfriend, so i could just enjoy myself all day and never be unhappy

the scary part is if she decided to assume my body  :smirk:


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: HB]
    #2123082 - 11/19/03 05:02 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

If I could plug my consciousness into a computer...I'd probably do it. :tongue: 


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: adrug]
    #2123085 - 11/19/03 05:02 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I am a robot, I wish I wasn't.


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: BigNerd]
    #2123120 - 11/19/03 05:12 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

No chance in hell I would do it...If I was a robot, I wouldn't be able to feel pleasure / pain...most importantly get high.


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: BigNerd]
    #2123133 - 11/19/03 05:17 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

you can't put your brain into a robot.


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123137 - 11/19/03 05:18 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)




I am with stupid!!!  :grin: :nut: :eyemouth: :oogle:

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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123140 - 11/19/03 05:19 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

That's great slutty, but this is the Robot thread. :wink:


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2123144 - 11/19/03 05:20 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

:nut:


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: HB]
    #2123145 - 11/19/03 05:21 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

hahaha wrong thread. hehe hahha lol

damn I am deleteing that one out of embarrassment. hehe..


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123148 - 11/19/03 05:22 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Ah come on, leave it! It's already a classic. :lol::grin:


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123149 - 11/19/03 05:22 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

zerohero said:
I dream "the neverending story" type dreams. my dream have plots like that movie.

last night was a really scary dream actually. :frown:

I also have lucid dreams everynow and then. :smile: 




ahahaha it'll be here forever now 


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: HB]
    #2123153 - 11/19/03 05:22 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

damn you guys lol.. hahha


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123154 - 11/19/03 05:22 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

/me raises hand.
sign me up Nerdy :smile:


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: HB]
    #2123155 - 11/19/03 05:22 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

:lol::lol::lol: Way to go there Hembr?nt.


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123161 - 11/19/03 05:23 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

im still laughing


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Re: Who wants to be a robot? [Re: ]
    #2123162 - 11/19/03 05:23 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

zerohero said:



I am with stupid!!!  :grin: :nut: :eyemouth: :oogle:

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HAHAHA! Touch? 


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