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RandalFlagg
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The Bible Code
#2202011 - 12/26/03 10:53 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the Torah, certain words and letters are in close enough proximity to each other that they create phrases(kind of like a cross- word puzzle) that describe world events. For example, "Kennedy" is near "assassin who will assassinate". There are a bunch of others. Has anybody else heard about this?
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Phluck
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Yeah.
Also, you can search for nearly anything using the bible code and it will come up. Or you can use the bible code formula on any book, and search for pretty much anything (depending on the length of the book) and come up with anything.
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Swami
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Yeah, the authors of the Torah cared as much about the death of a gentile from another country thousands of years in the future as the Mayans cared about some Marin County kids on DXM 500 years hence contemplating 2012.
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Phluck
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Re: The Bible Code [Re: Swami]
#2202050 - 12/26/03 11:23 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Dude, I swear the mayans encoded this message to us in the chemical makeup of dextromethorphan."
"The mayans didn't have cough syrup, man"
"Yeah, but they knew WE were going to"
In unison: "...whoa...."
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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RandalFlagg
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Re: The Bible Code [Re: Swami]
#2202065 - 12/26/03 11:29 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Strangely enough, there is a "code" in the Torah that addresses 2012. It says something like "Earth will end", "destruction", and 2012.
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Swami
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What is really strange is that someone would dedicate a huge chunk of their life on such a chimerous pursuit.
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Phluck
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Basically, if you search for the phrases "Earth will end", "destruction", and "2012", they'll all come up.
There was an online comedy magazine that did a bible code feature. The downloaded the software (It's free, google it), and searched for the names of different comedians.
Names like Tim Allen and Jeff Foxworthy could be found, but Bill Hicks and George Carlin were nowhere on the list (note: I can't remember which comedians they actually used). Did this mean God has a bad sense of humour, or was this a prediction of disasterous comedy of the future?
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Phluck
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Re: The Bible Code [Re: Phluck]
#2202109 - 12/26/03 11:54 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, the website was www.fadetoblack.com
They're still up, but it doesn't look like they've updated in ages and I can't find the bible code bit on there... it must be around somewhere.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Revelation
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I've read the book. Thought it was pretty amazing. Went on the internet and found that it wasn't that amazing after all.
And that's the story of the bible code and me.
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Spokesman
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There is a code in everything. Life reflects itself in so many crazy ways it is insane, everything is woven together on a net that our minds can not even begin to understand. Life is fucking weird and i love every mystery of it!! Oh and i was watching the History Channel last night too.
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fireworks_god
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Re: The Bible Code [Re: Spokesman]
#2202485 - 12/26/03 04:40 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just this morning I was wondering whatever the hell happened to you, man. Glad to see you are still lurking around.
*wonders why you don't post more often* Peace.
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chief24
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Its all bullshit. Assassinations Foretold in Moby Dick! http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/dilugim/moby.html
Chief
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