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Would you sell your bum? * 1
    #21987811 -

There is a small asian man with a small penis. He wants to penetrate your bum, fuck you for about 2-3 minutes, then cum in your ass. He has no STDs of any kind.

No one will ever know, its impossible that anyone will ever find out unless you tell them.

His penis is only like 3-4 inches long and thin.

He is not ugly, just a normal looking middle aged asian guy.

He wears a suit and a nice watch.

He wears cologne that smells good.

He says money is no object, you can name your price.

How much would it cost for you to let a small  asian man fuck your ass for 2-3 minutes with his 3-4 inch long cock?

What is the minimum you would take?

Or would you never do it no matter how much he would pay.

Be honest. Would you do it for $1000? $10 000? $100 000?

Just curious



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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Moonshoe]
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I think anyone who says that they wouldn't do it for any amount of money is full of shit.

I dunno, I'd have to be in the situation. It certainly wouldn't be for 1k though. If money is no object then I'd be asking for something truly ridiculous, like 1 million+. No idea how much I'd honestly settle for though.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21987833 -

i wouldnt but i know a couple people who would do it free of charge

Malcolm_Xtasy
404
burke dennings
ohcrapitsnico
Soulidarity

just to name a few


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21987837 -

Fk that shit, my ass is not for sale. no one else might know but I would and that's enough. Did you get an offer or something, hope youre getting a good rate cause youll have to live with that knowledge for ever


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see,
and hear.
Since the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans
learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear... is less than one
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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Artnotwar]
    #21987849 -

3-4 inches for 2-3 minutes? 1k? No stds? Fuckin right id do it

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz]
    #21987852 -

1000$
i do it
as long as hes cool
itd be nice


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #21987855 -

But yeah if im naming the amount certainly 50 billion plus :lol:

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #21987856 -

Definitely for 10k, and very probably for 1k. Doubt my ass is worth that much though

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #21987863 -

Money is no object, Id charge him 50 mill. My minimum is a quarter million.

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #21987870 -

In reality id probably say 100 million and let him haggle me down from there.

"100 million"
"Noooooo that craaazy white man, 20 thousand"

"Okay then, one million small penis'd asain"

"100 thousand white man"

"No, 800"

"200"

"750"

"250"

"600"

"300"

"500"

"350"

"500, take or leave"

"Okay craaazy white man 500"


And boom i just make 500k in 3 minutes

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21987879 -

if money wasnt an object, yeah, id charge him a billion dollars or whatever.


realistically, i'd do it for 10,000, as long as i was doped up a bit. for 3 minutes of discomfort it would be worth it, considering ive had more than one doctor violate me with their fingers, on top of a colonoscopy and endoscopy

Edited by Adolin (07/24/15 02:02 AM)

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz]
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zZZz said:
i wouldnt but i know a couple people who would do it free of charge...



:lmafo::lmafo::lmafo:

my ass price : 3,455,238$ (that's three million and four hundred and fifty five grands and two hundred and thirty eight dollars) plus a 0.55$ fee, cause I had to announce it in a public forum.
this price will be valid till July-30-2015.

don't ask about the price calculation formula please, it's too complicated to explain here. just to mention a few parameters, it takes into account the size of his dick, his nationality, the size of my ass-hole,  and around thirty different other factors. :lol:

P.S, No discounts.

:cookiemonster:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said:
He says money is no object, you can name your price.




$500 trillion


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #21987909 -

Prisoner#1 said:
Moonshoe said:
He says money is no object, you can name your price.




$500 trillion



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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21987913 -

seems everybody is interested in that line.

hell of a Indecent Proposal
:lol:


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>>> I suggest not to use vermiculite <<<
>>> Vaporwave Collection <<<

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: psilocybist]
    #21987926 -

No one would know, 2-3 minutes?

Money is no object?

Totally.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: psilocybist]
    #21987928 -

Moonshoe is a wealthy middle aged asian man with a small penis. He's lookin for some action.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Im surprised DZ isnt in here yet excitedly telling everyone he'd do it for free :lol:

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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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im surprised bodhi ankou isnt in on this, he;d probably do it for free :lol:


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