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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Everyday objects that can be used as weapons.
    #3113058 - 09/09/04 12:53 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes a fight comes when you least expect it. What could you grab to defend yourself? If the attacker just busted into my room I'd grab a bottle of beer. This would make a good club, full or not. If it wasn't handy I'd try throwing anything that weighed a few pounds, even if it was just to buy a few seconds of time. Throwing a cat has it's possibilities... and if you can grab a cat by it's scruff it will be limp and compliant untill you throw it and then it we be pissed off/try to hold on to anything that could break it's fall. A stapler folded out and held could make for a nice impromtu nunchaku with the bonus of leaving staples behind in the skin.

In public it's a different story. Anything from a chair to bottled chemicals to shopping carts. Whatever is in the direct vacinity has potential... but lets not forget that sometimes fisticuffs are suitable.


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113063 - 09/09/04 12:55 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I never fight, but sometimes it's just nice to know your options to defend yourself hey :wink:


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113074 - 09/09/04 12:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

violence is stupid, i would ask the person why are you upset at me, and maybe givem a hug :heart:


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113083 - 09/09/04 01:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3113111 - 09/09/04 01:11 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes violence is the only option, not because you are a violent person but because someone else left you with no alternatives. If a crack head or a rapist was going someone I loved I would do anything I could to stop them. Thats because sometimes there are issues that are unresolvable by meer words; in those times it's of extreme importance to know all your options.

I wear shoes with steel toes for personal safety reasons, they could come in handy. Taking my belt off and using it as a metal tipped whip is another option.


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113146 - 09/09/04 01:23 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, these shoes are killer, the only disadvantage is that they look somehow strange. In fact anything is a weapon if you use it right(or wrong). I used to have a pepper spray with me, but I don't use it anymore(It's useful agaist dogs).


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113166 - 09/09/04 01:27 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

fuck yeah,.


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113185 - 09/09/04 01:35 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Not personally a violent person myself, but I agree in the defending yourself thing, or if a friend needed help. Car keys are useful in self defense.

As a girl, we all know that high heels are lethal :wink:


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113205 - 09/09/04 01:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

well, if you had a roll of quaters handy, that could be pretty damaging


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3113291 - 09/09/04 02:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Anything can be used as a weapon. I once hurt myself with a sharp rose stem.


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3113354 - 09/09/04 02:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
violence is stupid, i would ask the person why are you upset at me, and maybe givem a hug :heart:




What if the person in question is a psychotically twisted rapist obsessed with you?

In the situation where he was breaking into your house, would you give him a hug?

I'm sorry, but self defence is neccessary, even for women (who can become random targets of sexual assault, muggings and the same things as men at a differant proportion).  Please at lease learn to defend yourself.


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3113371 - 09/09/04 02:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

violence doesn't solve eevrything... just some things  :satansmoking:


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: gdman]
    #3114400 - 09/09/04 05:31 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Kung Fu


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3114501 - 09/09/04 05:55 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Hmm, if someone busted into my room shouting gibberish and holding a bible...

Well I have a pair of scissors right infront of me... and a fork over to my left. There's a 3-hole-puncher that weighs about 8 lbs (metal).

But yeah, all you women out there. If some guy is jumping you, just grind/scrape you heel along his shin. THAT SHIT FUCKIN HURTS


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3114591 - 09/09/04 06:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

twizzlers.

yes, I said it.

twizzlers.

and I don't mean those whimpy ass peel twizzlers, I mean the old school licorice. When used as a whip they can produce quite a welp and a horrid stinging sensation... but most of all it shocks the person being hit with it more than anything because they're like "WTF? did I just get whipped by a twizzler?" and while they're standing there in disbeliefe your ninja chop them in the head


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3114779 - 09/09/04 06:58 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

StonedShroom said:because they're like "WTF? did I just get whipped by a twizzler?" and while they're standing there in disbeliefe your ninja chop them in the head




:lol:


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3114834 - 09/09/04 07:11 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I'd grab my monitor and smash it into their head.


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3114948 - 09/09/04 07:33 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

If someone came into my room, then they?d be in for a surprise. Here?s a glimpse into what I have in my room that can be used for weaponry:



The fantasy art knives are the ones that I have in display. Most of the rest are in a drawer of knives. Plus, I keep two leathermans attached to my belt, in addition to a clip knife, which would come in handy.

Plus, I have quite a few stone-gargoyle dragons with alot of jagged edges and such, which would be quite a deadly weapon.

As for public locations... depends. Outdoors; rocks, bricks, sticks, etc. Indoors; chairs, office supplies, babies, etc.



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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3114962 - 09/09/04 07:37 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You could run someone over in your car. :tongue:


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Re: Everyday objects that can be used as weapons. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #3114983 - 09/09/04 07:41 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I"d just reach over to the night table and grab the weapon. I believe it's a .45


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