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Would you sell your bum? * 1
    #21987811 - 07/23/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There is a small asian man with a small penis. He wants to penetrate your bum, fuck you for about 2-3 minutes, then cum in your ass. He has no STDs of any kind.

No one will ever know, its impossible that anyone will ever find out unless you tell them.

His penis is only like 3-4 inches long and thin.

He is not ugly, just a normal looking middle aged asian guy.

He wears a suit and a nice watch.

He wears cologne that smells good.

He says money is no object, you can name your price.

How much would it cost for you to let a small  asian man fuck your ass for 2-3 minutes with his 3-4 inch long cock?

What is the minimum you would take?

Or would you never do it no matter how much he would pay.

Be honest. Would you do it for $1000? $10 000? $100 000?

Just curious



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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21987819 - 07/23/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think anyone who says that they wouldn't do it for any amount of money is full of shit.

I dunno, I'd have to be in the situation. It certainly wouldn't be for 1k though. If money is no object then I'd be asking for something truly ridiculous, like 1 million+. No idea how much I'd honestly settle for though.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21987833 - 07/23/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i wouldnt but i know a couple people who would do it free of charge

Malcolm_Xtasy
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burke dennings
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Soulidarity

just to name a few


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21987837 - 07/23/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Fk that shit, my ass is not for sale. no one else might know but I would and that's enough. Did you get an offer or something, hope youre getting a good rate cause youll have to live with that knowledge for ever


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21987843 - 07/23/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Artnotwar]
    #21987849 - 07/23/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

3-4 inches for 2-3 minutes? 1k? No stds? Fuckin right id do it


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz]
    #21987852 - 07/23/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

1000$
i do it
as long as hes cool
itd be nice


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #21987855 - 07/23/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

But yeah if im naming the amount certainly 50 billion plus :lol:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #21987856 - 07/23/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Definitely for 10k, and very probably for 1k. Doubt my ass is worth that much though


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #21987863 - 07/23/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Money is no object, Id charge him 50 mill. My minimum is a quarter million.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #21987870 - 07/23/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

In reality id probably say 100 million and let him haggle me down from there.

"100 million"
"Noooooo that craaazy white man, 20 thousand"

"Okay then, one million small penis'd asain"

"100 thousand white man"

"No, 800"

"200"

"750"

"250"

"600"

"300"

"500"

"350"

"500, take or leave"

"Okay craaazy white man 500"


And boom i just make 500k in 3 minutes


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21987879 - 07/23/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

if money wasnt an object, yeah, id charge him a billion dollars or whatever.


realistically, i'd do it for 10,000, as long as i was doped up a bit. for 3 minutes of discomfort it would be worth it, considering ive had more than one doctor violate me with their fingers, on top of a colonoscopy and endoscopy


Edited by Adolin (07/24/15 12:02 AM)


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz]
    #21987893 - 07/24/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
i wouldnt but i know a couple people who would do it free of charge...




:lmafo::lmafo::lmafo:

my ass price : 3,455,238$ (that's three million and four hundred and fifty five grands and two hundred and thirty eight dollars) plus a 0.55$ fee, cause I had to announce it in a public forum.
this price will be valid till July-30-2015.

don't ask about the price calculation formula please, it's too complicated to explain here. just to mention a few parameters, it takes into account the size of his dick, his nationality, the size of my ass-hole,  and around thirty different other factors. :lol:

P.S, No discounts.

:cookiemonster:


Edited by psilocybist (08/04/15 12:04 PM)


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21987899 - 07/24/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
He says money is no object, you can name your price.






$500 trillion


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #21987909 - 07/24/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Moonshoe said:
He says money is no object, you can name your price.






$500 trillion






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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21987913 - 07/24/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

seems everybody is interested in that line.

hell of a Indecent Proposal
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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: psilocybist]
    #21987926 - 07/24/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No one would know, 2-3 minutes?

Money is no object?

Totally.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: psilocybist]
    #21987928 - 07/24/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Moonshoe is a wealthy middle aged asian man with a small penis. He's lookin for some action.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21987931 - 07/24/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Im surprised DZ isnt in here yet excitedly telling everyone he'd do it for free :lol:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21987941 - 07/24/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

im surprised bodhi ankou isnt in on this, he;d probably do it for free :lol:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21987948 - 07/24/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm surpried zZZz isn't in here telling us stories about how he's already done this.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz]
    #21987950 - 07/24/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've already named my price 250,000 gets you a temporary all access pass to my bumhole.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21987954 - 07/24/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

im surprised amanita..

wait who is amanita again?..


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21987957 - 07/24/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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I've already named my price 250,000 gets you a temporary all access pass to my bumhole.




u;re way too cheap beautiful


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21988011 - 07/24/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

2 - 3 mins? 3 - 4 inches? Thin? $40,000 Minimum feels like where I would realistically consider it. I love this thread :rofl:

I asked my female friend this question, reading her the OP word for word and she got really offended lol  :mindblown:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: zZZz]
    #21988020 - 07/24/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
i wouldnt but i know a couple people who would do it free of charge

Malcolm_Xtasy
404
burke dennings
ohcrapitsnico
Soulidarity

just to name a few





so butthurt. you're getting even worse than before, if that's possible.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: applesmasher420] * 1
    #21988030 - 07/24/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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2 - 3 mins? 3 - 4 inches? Thin? $40,000 Minimum feels like where I would realistically consider it. I love this thread :rofl:

I asked my female friend this question, reading her the OP word for word and she got really offended lol  :mindblown:




Did she call all of us dogs then storm off to finish reading fifty shades of grey?


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: 1234go]
    #21988035 - 07/24/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
i wouldnt but i know a couple people who would do it free of charge

Malcolm_Xtasy
404
burke dennings
ohcrapitsnico
Soulidarity

just to name a few





so butthurt. you're getting even worse than before, if that's possible.




i know right? he forgot to include you

:smirk:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Adolin]
    #21988045 - 07/24/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Can't say I didn't see that coming.

:blast:


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: applesmasher420]
    #21988049 - 07/24/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Those girls in your sig, the one on the left is kind of intriguing..


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21988056 - 07/24/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She can smash my apples anyday


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21988221 - 07/24/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

family honor trumps fucking money.


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Re: Would you sell your bum? [Re: Gorlax]
    #21988223 - 07/24/15 01:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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family honor trumps fucking money.




Totally, but the OP says no one finds out :shrug:

If your reputation ain't on the line, nothing trumps money.


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