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r00tuuu123
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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: Dark_Star]
#21736683 - 05/29/15 12:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Dark_Star said:

Some of those Mormon women have very poke-able holes.

Yeah I dated one for about 8-9 months when I was younger she'd get naked and all but never let me stick it in. :feelsbadman:

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#21736695 - 05/29/15 12:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That bitch!

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passifloracaerulea

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#21736722 - 05/29/15 12:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

r00tuuu123 said:

Dark_Star said:

Some of those Mormon women have very poke-able holes.

Yeah I dated one for about 8-9 months when I was younger she'd get naked and all but never let me stick it in.

I had a group of 3 hot Mormon girls come to my house when I was 25. They asked to come by every week and we would talk about jesus and I SWEAR mushrooms and cacti! It was awesome except for the jesus part. They kept trying to do themselves up better each week and were trying to get me baptized in the ocean. I could of had my pick of these girls and she would have stuck by me through the worst. Instead I married a pagan witch who said she could speak to ghosts. :rolleyes:

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: passifloracaerulea]
#21736742 - 05/29/15 12:48 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Can someone explain the difference between a wanna-be guru and an actual guru?

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r00tuuu123
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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: passifloracaerulea]
#21736756 - 05/29/15 12:51 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Were the ghosts interesting or did they just run around in sheets knocking stuff over and slamming doors? :lol:

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

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#21736769 - 05/29/15 12:54 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

A wannabe guru is only part way to being full of shit.
A guru has attained a level of full of shitness that is above and beyond reproach. :themoreyouknow:

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millzy

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: Supachopped719]
#21736774 - 05/29/15 12:55 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Supachopped719 said:

Can someone explain the difference between a wanna-be guru and an actual guru?

the real ones have dreads.

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: millzy]
#21736787 - 05/29/15 01:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

A real guru is subjective to the person benefiting from their spiritual importance.

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#21736811 - 05/29/15 01:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

the ones i'm talking about try to force their retarded beliefs on you and then belittle you for not being pure of spirit or englightened enough. or whatever brand of mumbojumbo they are spouting that particular day

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millzy

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: Adolin]
#21736865 - 05/29/15 01:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hippies tend to be self righteous and annoying to begin with, so it's hard for me to pin down who i detest the most out of that scene. generally i would describe the whole affair as insular and stupid even though i know some lovely people who belong to it.

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Asante
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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: Supachopped719]
#21736950 - 05/29/15 01:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Supachopped719 said:

Can someone explain the difference between a wanna-be guru and an actual guru?

With a Guru, people tell you "you must listen to this man, he has important things to say, he's a guru."

With a wannabe guru, its the guy himself doing his own advertizing.

Margaret Thatcher once said: "Being powerful is like being a Lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." The same with gurus.

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: millzy]
#21736953 - 05/29/15 01:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

The Hippie Guru says:

Since you aren't vegan, I am healthier than thou.

You don't like the Grateful Dead because your inner ear is not in tune with the world.

I am too evolved to bathe.

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Trichome_Delta9

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Re: Wanna-be Guru's

[Re: Dilsnique]
#21737023 - 05/29/15 02:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i love all the misunderstanding and irony on both sides hahahahahahahagagagagajajajakakakaka

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