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 MeneerCactus
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 New Element - Governmentium 
#2145949 - 11/30/03 06:12 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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High All,
The tekst below is not mine, I recently got it forewarded. However I think this is still a nice tekst for this forum 
New Element - Governmentium
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively
named Governmentium.
Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
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David_Scape
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 Re: New Element - Governmentium [Re: MeneerCactus]
#2146130 - 11/30/03 08:33 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha ha
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 adrug
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Re: New Element - Governmentium [Re: David_Scape]
#2146329 - 11/30/03 12:21 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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 that was excellent. 
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Alan Stone
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Re: New Element - Governmentium [Re: adrug]
#2147185 - 11/30/03 06:00 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good stuff man 
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