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Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise?
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Im at my parents house for the week end, thing is there really anti alcohol and dont let me drink while im here...

I got a nice bottle of my favourite Moet Chandon and i dont know what to do. Usually when i drink other beverages i just wait till folks go to sleep and then open it, but here is different, no matter how still bottle of champagne is it always makes a loud popping noise, is there anyway to dampen it? Like maybe open it under a heavy duvet or a pillow?


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Edited by desant (01/18/15 02:23 PM)

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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If opened correctly (as opposed to popping the cork), a bottle of champagne makes little to no sound when opened.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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ew moet. I'd like wrap it in a towel or summin

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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I wonder if you could pierce the cork with something till it goes all the way through and then pull it out to relieve the pressure. Probably would want to have a glass in hand because its gonna jizzm.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: BoomBoom] * 1
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Stick it in yer butt


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: koods]
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Sounds like my parents.


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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Do not disturb it at all.  Carefully remove the foil and the basket.  Slowly and gently twist the top off.  Put a towel over it if you like.  Should barely make a sound.


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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If they're asleep they probably won't even hear the popping noise.


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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Yeah, twisting is my favorite method for drinking in secrecy and put something over it like a  towel.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: uglyman] * 1
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Step outside

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: marbletulip] * 2
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marbletulip said:
Step outside


:facepalm: Why didn't anybody think of this?


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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Shake it vigorously then saber it.


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: marbletulip]
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Run a fan or air purifier something that already makes noise as well. That will help.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
Shake it vigorously then saber it.


Make sure you use a samurai sword as that is very ninja.


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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You'll have to muffle it with a towel or something like ZIG said.  The pressure difference between the inside and outside of the bottle is going to cause a pop regardless of how gently you do it.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: idiotek]
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Just step outside. Best advice I've heard yet.


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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Turn twenty one and stand up for your rights.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: marbletulip]
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marbletulip said:
Turn twenty one and stand up for your rights.


Or you know, respect the parents wishes and don't drink in "their" house.

That said, pop it gently. Or go out side and let er rip.

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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: 4runner]
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I think ill iether go outside or simply close my bedroom door


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Re: Is there anyway to open a bottle of champagne without making noise? [Re: desant]
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I bet a ninja could.


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