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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Tripsurfer]
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If any sperm is wasted, God get quite irate.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: whatsgrimace]
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Don't forget about unleavened bread.  Its all you can eat.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: lowbrow]
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only during hannukah man otherwise leavened bread is fine.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: lowbrow]
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lowbrow said:
Don't forget about unleavened bread.  Its all you can eat.


Pretty sure its in the old testament somewhere.  Its just been modified over the years.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: lowbrow]
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No dude you can only eat unleavened bread on  passover/hannukah but all other times you can eat leavened bread.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Moonshoe]
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there's a part in the bible that says somthing about if ur hands are causing you to sin then it's bst to cut them off. one can take this as literal and compltely miss the message, or one can look closer and realize what it is actually saying.. that sinning aint worth it by a long shot.. being bad aint worth it.. what is bad is up to you to find out..


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: PLURAL]
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Treant said:
The Ecstatic said:
Treant said:
Dilsnique said:
Don't listen to talking snakes!


Uhm, but I'm Harry Potter, that's kind of one of my things.


gtfo with that heretical sorcery :kingcrankey:


His story is more believable than Christianity.


The old Testament is Judaism, not Christianity.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
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The old testament is integral to and inseparable from christianity. The old testament is absolutely a core part of christianity. Its a complete misconception to imagine christianity has nothing to do with the old testament, its fundamentally connected to the old testament, the entire legitimacy of Jesus is based on old testament prophecies, Jesus himself was a Jew who taught from the old testament. Christians believe the old testament is the word of God.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said:
The old testament is integral to and inseparable from christianity. The old testament is absolutely a core part of christianity. Its a complete misconception to imagine christianity has nothing to do with the old testament, its fundamentally connected to the old testament, the entire legitimacy of Jesus is based on old testament prophecies, Jesus himself was a Jew who taught from the old testament. Christians believe the old testament is the word of God.


Yes, but the Old Testament is considered the history of the faith. Jesus's crucifiction did away with the laws of the Old Testament.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Since when?

I don't remember a page in the bible between the two saying disregard everything you just read.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Moonshoe said:
The old testament is integral to and inseparable from christianity. The old testament is absolutely a core part of christianity. Its a complete misconception to imagine christianity has nothing to do with the old testament, its fundamentally connected to the old testament, the entire legitimacy of Jesus is based on old testament prophecies, Jesus himself was a Jew who taught from the old testament. Christians believe the old testament is the word of God.


Yes, but the Old Testament is considered the history of the faith. Jesus's crucifiction did away with the laws of the Old Testament.


I think that's  a simplistic and convenient but false interpretation.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said:
ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Moonshoe said:
The old testament is integral to and inseparable from christianity. The old testament is absolutely a core part of christianity. Its a complete misconception to imagine christianity has nothing to do with the old testament, its fundamentally connected to the old testament, the entire legitimacy of Jesus is based on old testament prophecies, Jesus himself was a Jew who taught from the old testament. Christians believe the old testament is the word of God.


Yes, but the Old Testament is considered the history of the faith. Jesus's crucifiction did away with the laws of the Old Testament.


I think that's a simplistic and convenient but false interpretation.


The same could be said in regards to the whole religion.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Moonshoe said:
The old testament is integral to and inseparable from christianity. The old testament is absolutely a core part of christianity. Its a complete misconception to imagine christianity has nothing to do with the old testament, its fundamentally connected to the old testament, the entire legitimacy of Jesus is based on old testament prophecies, Jesus himself was a Jew who taught from the old testament. Christians believe the old testament is the word of God.


Yes, but the Old Testament is considered the history of the faith. Jesus's crucifiction did away with the laws of the Old Testament.



Bullshit

Matthew 5:17 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."


I know that's not what he "really meant" by that...


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Ayahuascasoul] * 2
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The old testament is THE most disgusting books I've read in my life.


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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Moonshoe]
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Treant said:
Since when?

I don't remember a page in the bible between the two saying disregard everything you just read.


Moonshoe said:
I think that's  a simplistic and convenient but false interpretation.



Galatians 3:23-25

But before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed.

Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.

But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster.


Romans 10:4

For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Anything?

No comment?

:okay:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Anything?

No comment?

:okay:


You are quoting Galatians and Romans.

Both of these very brief letters were written by Paul, a guy who never actually met "Jesus".

Furthermore, the earliest copies we have of Romans/Galatians date to the 2nd century...100s of years after your imaginary boyfriend died.

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: Confucian]
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Yes, but everyone said that the Bible didn't say that. Well, yeah, it did :lol:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Lessons from the old testament [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
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And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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