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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
Can I substitute the nut milk with almond milk?


I can't help but be turned on by hearing her say that. :facepalm:


Good. This is the first step in making a semen based dish.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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I love your signature she's a cutie, newho I need some proper identifcication for this dude in psych experience if anyone knows a mod holla at them for me so he can get his shit to the right forum plox.


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
Can I substitute the nut milk with almond milk?


I can't help but be turned on by hearing her say that. :facepalm:


Good. This is the first step in making a semen based dish.


Hahaha she's going to get scared away.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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lonjing10 said:
I would believe the static charge of molecular vorcons would equabate the mastritate of circular resolvence. In this case semen might be the saving grace to a protein chris slalong with bugs, the protein fper water and food savings potential is quite excaberbating.


Protein up!


koods said:
I need a sample first, to make sure,


A sample of his balls?
peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
Can I substitute the nut milk with almond milk?


I can't help but be turned on by hearing her say that. :facepalm:


Hey, man! We can't all produce this stuff :megacrankey:
That's very vegan of you

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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:inlove3:  :inlove3:  :iloveyou:  :inlove3:  :inlove3:  :sexymeow:  :gome:  :ohgodwhy:  :thisisheavyman:  :hahthatscute:


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I find, ego death isn't the loss of ego yet a barrier where you have the ability to live in front of your ego rather than behind it, through psychedelics this paht is oppenned, and hence why ego death is not really that.

Medicine: Mescaline, Mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Weed.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
The Macho Mojito



Macho Mojito

1 oz Spiced rum

Mint leaves

1 tbsp Sugar

1 tsp Powdered sugar

1/2 oz Lime juice

2 oz Soda water

Semen

Lime wedges

Instructions:

Thoroughly blend lime juice and sugar. Add the mint leaves and gently bruise the leaves to release the flavors by mashing the mixture with a muddler. Then add the rum and stir to lift up the mint leaves from the bottom of the glass. Top the drink with whole ice cubes and soda water.

Using a milk frother, gradually whisk small amounts of powdered sugar into melted semen until it reaches a creamy airy consistency. Taste frequently to achieve the perfect sweet and salty balance.

Carefully spoon the sweet froth into the side of the glass so that it gracefully cascades down the glass. Garnish with lime wedges.

:awetongue:

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen recipes


Quote:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!


Check out the reviews!


  • My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.

  • I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her.

  • I had to visit 4 separate local homeless shelters to obtain enough ingredients to make Thanksgiving dinner, but it was well worth it. Grandma said the mashed potatoes were the creamiest she ever had.

  • This Book is the most amazing thing that I have ever laid eyes on and being able to keep my own ample stockpile has become very difficult for me over the last couple of months. I think that the best recipes are the ones that I share with my coworkers and although they are unaware of my secret ingredient I feel that I am constantly able to satisfy all of them at once which Is, in fact, my goal.



Bon Appétit



:mygoditsfullofstars:


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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Redwood]
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Redwood said:
Hey, man! We can't all produce this stuff :megacrankey:
That's very vegan of you


Keep yelling at me, I like it.

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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Cum would be OK for vegans, or not? Can we get a ruling?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: lonjing10]
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My sig seems to contradict what I said about feeling sick

Guten Appetit!

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. *DELETED* [Re: koods]
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Post deleted by Epiglottis

Reason for deletion: Limp


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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Epiglottis]
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Redwood, I know this is asking a lot, but I have some placenta recipes too.
Epiglottis said:
koods said:
Cum would be OK for vegans, or not? Can we get a ruling?


Was the animal harmed in the procurement of the specimen?


He left taxi money. So, no.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
Hey, man! We can't all produce this stuff :megacrankey:
That's very vegan of you


Keep yelling at me, I like it.


Don't tell me what to do!
Kidding, I can't stay mad at you :hug:

koods said:
Cum would be OK for vegans, or not? Can we get a ruling?


If they consent :grin:

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Redwood]
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Redwood said:
peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
Hey, man! We can't all produce this stuff :megacrankey:
That's very vegan of you


Keep yelling at me, I like it.


Don't tell me what to do!
Kidding, I can't stay mad at you :hug:


Would bang

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Redwood, I know this is asking a lot, but I have some placenta recipes too.
Epiglottis said:
koods said:
Cum would be OK for vegans, or not? Can we get a ruling?


Was the animal harmed in the procurement of the specimen?


He left taxi money. So, no.


Will dog/cat placentas do? If not, you'll be #1 on my waiting list

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Redwood]
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I'm not sure. The flavor may be different.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
peace of mind 1 said:
Redwood said:
Hey, man! We can't all produce this stuff :megacrankey:
That's very vegan of you


Keep yelling at me, I like it.


Don't tell me what to do!
Kidding, I can't stay mad at you :hug:


Would bang



Owww :wink:

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Redwood]
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Please stop, at this point everything you do just gives me blue balls.


:sad::sad:

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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Time to harvest!


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Redwood]
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can we make dis a gang bang? :wink:


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT


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Re: Drink My Cum. No. Seriously. Here's a recipe. [Re: Salomon]
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Salomon said:
can we make dis a gang bang? :wink:


I'm sure she won't mind. She seems innocent, which obviously means she's a freak.

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