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Re: Emc [Re: Into The Woods]
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I prefer the shart myself


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: Emc [Re: nicechrisman]
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if you're having your buttcheeks searched by a cop and you allegedly slip out a turd, can you get added charges? if so, what charges? and do said charges still apply if it was just because you're nervous?

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Re: Emc [Re: Into The Woods]
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They'd prob take some and put it in their little shake n test bags to make sure it isn't drugs


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
[url=
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Are you lost?

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Re: Emc [Re: Into The Woods]
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Obstruction of justice?


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: Emc [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
Obstruction of justice?


If they don't let me poop then wouldn't they be obstructing my bowels?


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Re: Emc [Re: Legend]
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if it tested positive then that would be an even shittier turn of events.

man, being a cop must really suck sometimes. if I was a cop and someone pooped while I was inspecting their butt for drugs, I think it would  totally ruin my day. :sad:

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Re: Emc [Re: Into The Woods]
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Into The Woods said:
if you're having your buttcheeks searched by a cop and you allegedly slip out a turd, can you get added charges? if so, what charges? and do said charges still apply if it was just because you're nervous?



Assault on an officer.

My friend got assault on a piggy because he was drunk and handcuffed behind his back.
Well he wasn't happy about this and was yelling at the cop all drunk like.

From a distance of twelve feet a miniscule amount of spit left my friends mouth while yelling at the cop and he charged him and it stuck.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Emc [Re: fee]
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I just woke up from an incredibly satisfying nap.
Now I'm outside dabbing and enjoying the Colorado air,
I missed really it being in Canada for four days.

After this it's time to nerd out for a good few hours straight of some The Last of Us.


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: Emc [Re: SARAtonin]
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So I got what would have been $250 dollars and 2 points on my license knocked down to $50 and NO RECORD!!!


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Re: Emc [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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fuck yeah! :highfive: glad it worked out for ya


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ModestMouse said:
"Much love for all of the regs here that's all I got to say
:goodnight: "

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Re: Emc [Re: trippinballs420]
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Got my lawyer some Stella Artois as he did it for free we are going to go kill a 12 pack each after I eat my steak.  Then I'm thinking of keeping on my suit and hitting the town to celebrate my victory!


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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