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How to select a good watermelon?
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:shrug:

How do you pick your melons...

http://youtu.be/H8QNkb32ED0

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: duff monkey]
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Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 02:53 AM)

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: duff monkey]
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Throw them as hard as you can, if they bust they were no good.


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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: something super extreme]
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Some may find this offensive, but on a related note...

This week pool boy Juan from Thailand crafts a serviceable vagina from a succulent fruit of the gourd family!

:wutermelon:  . . . :peace:


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  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: vinsue]
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Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 02:53 AM)

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: vinsue]
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Well.

I can say that's the weirdest thing I'm gonna see all fucking week.


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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: vinsue]
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vinsue said:
Some may find this offensive



Vegans?


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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: Asante]
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Uh knock on the watermelon, if it sounds deep and hollow it's good
75% of the time
It works all the time


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Edited by natzyshroomer (07/27/14 08:34 AM)

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: Asante]
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I just posted it on my fb.

I commented with how easy and satisfying growing your own melons can be and requested all my friends to check it out.

I can't wait for the onslaught of remarks people are going to make about it.

I wonder what my mom is going to say about this fine article


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: fee] * 2
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You should get a melon and make a melon-pussy, and then fuck it with a cactus and post pics.


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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: natzyshroomer]
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natzyshroomer said:
Uh knock on the watermelon, if it sounds deep and hollow it's good


*knock*  :wutermelon: "I feel empty inside...like a melon without it's flesh"

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: duff monkey]
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Don't forget to load it.:smirk:


:awesomenod: . . . :peace:


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vinsue said:
Some may find this offensive, but on a related note...

This week pool boy Juan from Thailand crafts a serviceable vagina from a succulent fruit of the gourd family!

:wutermelon:  . . . :peace:


Not sure what to say...

Was really just looking for a sweet melon with good flavor.:shrug:

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
vinsue said:
Some may find this offensive



Vegans?



still vegan friendly, in fact, I think that's exactly how vegans choose their mellon


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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: vinsue]
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vinsue said:
Some may find this offensive, but on a related note...

This week pool boy Juan from Thailand crafts a serviceable vagina from a succulent fruit of the gourd family!

:wutermelon:  . . . :peace:


I'm thinking I could meet other lonely guys in the melon section of the grocery store.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: How to select a good watermelon? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
vinsue said:
Some may find this offensive, but on a related note...

This week pool boy Juan from Thailand crafts a serviceable vagina from a succulent fruit of the gourd family!

:wutermelon:  . . . :peace:


I'm thinking I could meet other lonely guys in the melon section of the grocery store.


I prefer the seedless watermelon...

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