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A tribute to Chinese Buffets * 1
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I just went to a chinese buffet for the first time in forever, and it was fucking :homerdrool:
holy shit

It's been so long that I had forgotten just how amazing these little restaurants are.  :awepreciation:

so here's a shout out to all of the chinese that are keeping us happy and smiling
we love you, chinese buffet restaurant owners





:loldongs:


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: shadyy] * 2
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also, a huge thank you to the young chinese woman that brings you your drink and snags your plates when you aren't looking

and to the grinning chinese man at the counter where you pay, tossin' fortune cookies around


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: shadyy] * 1
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There used to be one in my town

But it mysteriously burned down mere months after it was built

Call me crazy but I think the other Chinese restaurant down the way had something to do with that


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
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OhMrJohnson said:
There used to be one in my town

But it mysteriously burned down mere months after it was built

Call me crazy but I think the other Chinese restaurant down the way had something to do with that



Chinese mafia for sure.

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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
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Props to mysterious meats and constantly almost on verge of melting away soft serve ice cream


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: BlindEye] * 1
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I should go to one soon


I went to a particularly fantastic one in middle school once. I specifically remember thinking that I should go back to it as often as humanely possible afterwards, yet I haven't in all these years


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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My girlfriend is the young Chinese girl that brings you your drink and takes your empty plates. Her parents own the restaurant. I help them close the restaurant almost every night.


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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It really bummed me out cause the food was dank

And the pretty oriental girls made for some nice eye candy


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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There's a super massive one near me with good quality sushi, Korean hot pots, great quality snow crab legs, a make your own hibachi grill, 15 ice cream flavors, oh man. I need to go back there. Their sake selection is pretty good too.

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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: shadyy] * 1
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should check out Korean BBQ dude. you have a stove top built into your table, and you cook all your own food. again, unlimited food. you just buy a seat at the table and can cook endless ammounts of food. after leaving i feel like im pregnant


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
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Dosile said:
should check out Korean BBQ dude. you have a stove top built into your table, and you cook all your own food. again, unlimited food. you just buy a seat at the table and can cook endless ammounts of food. after leaving i feel like im pregnant



There's this place in my town that does something similar to this. You go in and fill your bowl up with whatever ingredients, and they cook it for you when you are ready. Place is called Hu-Hot Mongolian grill. Really tasty stuff as well.

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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: shadyy] * 1
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Oh no u didnt :homerdrool:


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Soulidarity]
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Dosile said:
should check out Korean BBQ dude. you have a stove top built into your table, and you cook all your own food. again, unlimited food. you just buy a seat at the table and can cook endless ammounts of food. after leaving i feel like im pregnant




That could be from the Korean men who ejaculated inside of you, though, right?


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: 28064212] * 1
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Well, when you eat that much food in one sitting, you kind of lose track of how many Koreans have nutted up ya butt


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
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Edited by spore baby (12/14/14 04:11 AM)

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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: spore baby]
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:lolsy:


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: shadyy]
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Chinese buffets are so amazing.

Especially when you are starving and feel like eating up to the point where you lose all your self respect.

And then somehow, half an hour later you're still starving


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Patlal]
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I always Lose self respect for myself.

My wife does a real good job with that with just saying.

"again...?" when I get up to go get more.

HEY CHILL THEY SAID I COULD ON THE SIGN, SEE, ALL YOU CAN EAT

:needsomeair:


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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: BlindEye]
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I make sure to pay the $5 for the standard buffet instead of $7 for the sushi buffet because I know, no matter what I eat, I'll need 2 bucks of toilet paper in 8 hours.

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Re: A tribute to Chinese Buffets [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
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Post a picture of the kitchen not the buffet. You ever notice how your local Chinatown is dirty as fuck, and it doesn't matter where you are in the world? My buddy is from china and he says the whole country is dirty as fuck too.
I am just pissed because i ate here:
http://www.calgaryherald.com/touch/story.html?id=9879470

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