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Chazzersize
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Chinese Buffets
#5652036 - 05/20/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Got off of work around 10pm and headed over to a new chinese buffet that just opened across the street.
After 6 or 7 plates worth of food and dessert....I'm done for. Dehydrated and done for.
I had a few dry heaves in the bathroom...but nothing. I kinda wish I did hurl, I still feel sick.
Whats eveyones opinion on all you can eat chinese?
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chinese buffets are great... until your done eating.
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: danlennon3]
#5652040 - 05/20/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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danlennon3 said: chinese buffets are great... until your done eating.
Nothing else needs to be said here.
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: danlennon3]
#5652041 - 05/20/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Exactly. If I see another squid, octopus leg or fried pokemon again, someone's going straight to the moon.
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danlennon3
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those chinese donuts are THE BEST
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: danlennon3]
#5652055 - 05/20/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha. I could only eat half of one. The fried doughnut right?
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: danlennon3]
#5652056 - 05/20/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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crazy buffet is a kick ass place
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The only Chinese I'll eat is the General Tosos (sp?) chicken w/ some weird chinese noodles. Some of their rice isn't too bad either. That's about it though.
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I've worked at two different chinese joints including a buffet, and a sushi bar too. Suffice to say, it'll be a long-ass time before i've worked up a taste for that kind of food again.
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mattzdope said: The only Chinese I'll eat is the General Tosos (sp?) chicken w/ some weird chinese noodles. Some of their rice isn't too bad either. That's about it though.
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I know a lot of people that throw up or feel like throwing up after chinese food. Personally, it's never bothered me. Maybe some people have some allergy to MSG... because god knows chinese food is full of it.
<3 chinese food and sushi.
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Chinese Buffets are fucking disgusting. Who would have thought that rice and vegetables could be prepared in such a sloppy and unhealthy way? The stuff makes your stomach feel all weird and you feel like shit for the rest of the day. It's just barf-inducing trash.
I think these places are a conspiracy by the Chinese to make Americans fat.
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There's a really good chinese restaurant near me that has a kick ass buffet on wednesdays only. It rocks because they have like a dozen dishes, some eggrolls, soup and chinese cookies and the food is always fresh and not too greasy. They keep bringing out new stuff, and there are always surprises and they cook to the tastes of our neighborhood, so some latino and soul food influences can be found in the food. Last time I was there they had very delicious fried plaintains.
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: champ]
#5652752 - 05/20/06 09:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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randall, what are you doing filling up on rice? go for the meat, that's where they loose the most money!!!
first time i went to the chinese buffet, i had 4 plates of meat, stacked about 4 inches tall each... i was full for like 12 hours. good chinese buffets are hard to find around here... there's one that's acceptable, but not like "aw hell yea, let's go tear up the chinese buffet" quality... i have to drive 2 hours for that one, and only on sundays when the food taste good...
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Some Chinese Buffets are good, most are mediocre, at best.
Usually they're pretty gross because the Chinese people are not stupid. They assume that most Americans are, though. They use the leftover prepared food from the day before to stock today's buffet and cover it with MSG laden sauces to hide any spoiled smell/taste. They use the cheapest possible ingredients and supplies to make the mass-produced dishes they choose to put in the steam table.
The better the buffet quality, the more it costs to "eat all you can in one sitting". We have restaurants here that do ONLY BUFFET. Even those are mediocre, except one. It's a Japanese Buffet Restaurant called "Menado". Dinner is $27.50 per person. It's pretty damn good.
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Yeah after I eat at a chinese buffet it seems I always end up with a stomach ache. But the food is good, the muscles, crab meat, chicken dumplings, battered chicken and shrimp. All very delicious, I can only eat about three full plates though then I'm full.
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: Octavius]
#5652855 - 05/20/06 10:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i facking love chinese buffets
and chazzersize, i made your mom's pumpkin bread and it is teh dddaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
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I used to absolutely hate chinese buffets. Compared to the food i was getting at a normal chinese place, the buffets food was never appealing to me. Then i moved into an area which has zero good chinese places, all of them are the buffet style, drive through takeout, chinese food. So i just stopped eating it, i dont like paying for food i dont enjoy eating. A month or two ago my buddy calls me up and asks if i want to go grab some dinner with him, i went and turns out the place was a chinese buffet. It actually turned out to be damn good, not the best chinese food i've eaten, but leaps and bounds above the rest of the places in town. Ive gone one other time and the food wasnt as good (but this was an hr before closing), but it's changed my mind on the buffet.
Oh, and the fried donuts covered in chinese magical special sugar (according to my friend, it's different from our normal american sugar ), are fucking awesome.
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: coda]
#5652945 - 05/20/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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coda said: chinese magical special sugar (according to my friend, it's different from our normal american sugar
Yup... cane sugar and MSG mixed and blenderized. Wild, huh?
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: TM]
#5652967 - 05/20/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The best thing to do is go after a nice day of smoking. Thats the only way I can do it.
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: TM]
#5653005 - 05/20/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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TM said:
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coda said: chinese magical special sugar (according to my friend, it's different from our normal american sugar
Yup... cane sugar and MSG mixed and blenderized. Wild, huh?
regardless of what's in the product, the end result is faaaaaantastic.
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I le magnifique said: i facking love chinese buffets
and chazzersize, i made your mom's pumpkin bread and it is teh dddaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
Awwwweesome If you ever feel like making two batches like I do, I put the other loaf in the freezer and it'll keep for months.
I still havent finished the first loaf yet. Haha, I really need to get on that.
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Damn they are soooooo good... I love the one near me China Star! It gives a discount to the local university students~!!!
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Chazzersize said:
Whats eveyones opinion on all you can eat chinese?
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Re: Chinese Buffets [Re: theuser]
#5653354 - 05/20/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had some badass sushi yesterday,some coconut soup and a crab angel which was badass.That was the begining of a incredible and crazy night with blissedout in bham.Apparently gutterpunks like to fight when they eat mushrooms.
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all you can eat buffets rule!!
but i got a small stomach... i have about 2 or 3 plates and im stuffed... really wish i could stuff in some more. get more for your buck or whatever. like my dad... his plate refills will one day make a buffet go out of business
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