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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7838891 - 01/06/08 11:16 AM (16 years, 26 days ago)

This thread is making me want to get really stoned so I can go and raid a buffet.


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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7838977 - 01/06/08 11:48 AM (16 years, 26 days ago)

What really gets me about it is the attitude they have about it...this gross exaggeration of entitlement. I honestly don't think it's fair for a few people to come into an all you can eat diner, and eat every peace of expensive food all to themselves. Particularly if its a fair price that fat asses like to exploit. Honestly If I owned one of these establishments I would be right pissed if I saw some greedy guts making me loose a few hundred bucks a night by eating mine, and the rest of the establishments best food. Fuck you fatties. If I cant be free to explore my negative addictions, you shouldn't be free to explore yours either.


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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: Irdamage]
    #7839092 - 01/06/08 12:31 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

there are a superfluous amount of buffet style restaurants in this country, leading me to believe that despite the occasional fat ass who can put away superhuman amounts of general tso's and orange chicken, these businesses make money.

If they feel that these fat asses are unfairly scarfing down only the most expensive items, then they should sell an all you can eat buffet, while only offering each customer 4 crab legs (or a limited amount of whatever the expensive item may be) upfront and then not placing these items on the buffet line for people to take seconds, thirds, or more.

you shouldnt be allowed to advertise all you can eat and then kick someone out for taking you up on your ad.

PS: wasnt this an episode of the Simpsons? life imitates art once again.

and BTW, its important to point out that it skinny folk can put away the food as well, when I was in college i would sometimes put away 5 plates of chinese buffet, no rice, no noodles, just meat and veggies/stir fry.

and what about Kobyashi and some of those eating circuit contestants, many of them arent fat asses.


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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: koppie]
    #7839492 - 01/06/08 01:44 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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koppie said:
Just make the entrance very narrow.

Problem solved.




That's fucking hilarious.


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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: lessthanzero77]
    #7839653 - 01/06/08 02:12 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

And effective!


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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7839745 - 01/06/08 02:24 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
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tclsc03 said:

they made a habit of dining exclusively on the more expensive seafood dishes, including crab legs and frog legs.






Assholes.




If that's all it takes to get banned from a Buffet.. then Chinese people never be allowed in one.


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Re: La. men claim buffet eatery banned them [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7839757 - 01/06/08 02:27 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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matt said:
Personally I couldn't care less about the guys unhealthy lifestyle choices. If the restaurant advertises an all you can eat buffet and charge people for it then they should damn well live up to it or take it off their menu. Advertising all you can eat food and then cutting people off is a ridiculous pretense.




It's a business and I think business owners should be allowed to set their own rules... but hey. at least put up a warning to customers that you may have to charge more for the fatties just to be fair.

Wasn't this same issue on the Simpsons. Homer sued because the pirate dude banned him from the "all you can eat" buffet for eating too much.

Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
Marge: We pretty much went straight home…
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you are under oath!
Marge: We drove around until 3AM looking for another all-you-an-eat fish restaurant.
Hutz: And when you couldn’t find one?
Marge: We went fishing…
Hutz: Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?


Yarrr!!!



For those how haven't seen the episode... they came to a settlement. Homer could eat there if he ate in the window seat and was advertised as a freak show attraction:





Homer: Come on, Marge…let the people see your pretty face…
Cap’n: Come see Bottomless Pete! Nature’s cruelest mistake! Come for the freak! Stay for the food!
Bystander 1: Oh, he’s hideous!
Bystander 2: I heard they shaved a gorilla


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