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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: r00tuuu123]
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:nodofunderstanding:

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: abltsandwich] * 1
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abltsandwich said:
Can't blame her for hating the pro-Assad guys when they killed her entire family.



Maybe as the mother of traitors and provoker of even more violence she deserves her karma.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Still waiting for a 'Blood Digger' song.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Ellis Dee said:
abltsandwich said:
Can't blame her for hating the pro-Assad guys when they killed her entire family.



Maybe as the mother of traitors and provoker of even more violence she deserves her karma.




Here here.
E-mails Assad details of their wedding location.
Maybe he will do humanity the kindness of gifting them a dozen, or two, drones on their big day. :evil:


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: deucedbi9]
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Bill clinton will do something about it


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal said:
They live back in the bronze age or what?



you sound like you live in the bronze age for actually being surprised about this...


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
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OhMrJohnson said:
Welcome to the Middle East where decapitated heads are used as currency



It's war-time there, and the USA did the exact same thing with Japan in the World War. Actually many U.S. soldiers brought back heads, skulls, and teeth of their enemy back as a "trophy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_mutilation_of_Japanese_war_dead

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The mutilation of Japanese service personnel included the taking of body parts as “war souvenirs” and “war trophies”. Teeth and skulls were the most commonly taken "trophies", although other body parts were also collected...

Trophy skulls are the most notorious of the so-called "souvenirs". Teeth, ears and other such body parts were occasionally modified, for example by writing on them or fashioning them into utilities or other artifacts.[7]

Eugene Sledge relates a few instances of fellow Marines extracting gold teeth from the Japanese, including one from an enemy soldier who was still alive.

But the Japanese wasn't dead. He had been wounded severely in the back and couldn't move his arms; otherwise he would have resisted to his last breath. The Japanese's mouth glowed with huge gold-crowned teeth, and his captor wanted them. He put the point of his kabar [combat knife] on the base of a tooth and hit the handle with the palm of his hand. Because the Japanese was kicking his feet and thrashing about, the knife point glanced off the tooth and sank deeply into the victim's mouth. The Marine cursed him and with a slash cut his cheeks open to each ear. He put his foot on the sufferer's lower jaw and tried again. Blood poured out of the soldier's mouth. He made a gurgling noise and thrashed wildly. I shouted, “Put the man out of his misery.” All I got for an answer was a cussing out. Another Marine ran up, put a bullet in the enemy soldier's brain, and ended his agony. The scavenger grumbled and continued extracting his prizes undisturbed.[8]

...Charles Lindbergh refers in his diary entries to several instances of mutilations. For example, in the entry for August 14, 1944 he notes a conversation he had with a marine officer, who claimed that he had seen many Japanese corpses with an ear or nose cut off.[5]




Edited by Crystal G (06/15/14 06:34 AM)

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
OhMrJohnson said:
Welcome to the Middle East where decapitated heads are used as currency



It's war-time there, and the USA did the exact same thing with Japan in the World War. Actually many U.S. soldiers brought back heads, skulls, and teeth of their enemy back as a "trophy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_mutilation_of_Japanese_war_dead



Yeah, pretty much.
Israel and Palestine=Colonists and Native Americans

Violence is the natural way us humans form what we call countries, yuk yuk.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Apollyphelion] * 1
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Apollyphelion said:
Yeah, pretty much.
Israel and Palestine=Colonists and Native Americans

Violence is the natural way us humans form what we call countries, yuk yuk.



I think it's so funny when my conservative friends complain about liberals wanting to help Palestine because "Palestine isn't even a real country" (although they were recently made an official state by the UN).

But like, the concept of a country itself is pretty much based on nonsense. The only reason something even becomes an "official country" is when the government draws up a piece of paper and "declares" it a country. The borders themselves are completely artificial and imaginary. The line is arbitrary and its entire existence is only based upon whether the government says it exists.

Edited by Crystal G (06/15/14 06:15 AM)

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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Well, at the very least, the guns that are behind their declaration convince me they exist.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I thought this was hilarious. From the Wikipedia link I posted....

May 22, 1944 Life Magazine Picture of the Week, "Arizona war worker writes her Navy boyfriend a thank-you note for the Jap skull he sent her" :lolsy: Like what the fuck? Who in the hell would be like, "Oh cool, thank's for the skull, Van Gogh?"

It's funny the shit we used to consider normal and romantic 70 years ago.




That reminds me, I knew this guy from my high school who had a real shrunken head that he apparently bought for a few thousand bucks while in the Amazon. He was a super wealthy guy, his father was basically CEO and the starter of Amway (that shitty pyramid scheme company :lol:). I remember all he did (the son, not the father) was smoke pot all day, he didn't go to college or even get a job until he was like 25. And that job, of course, was in a top position at his father's company.

Come to think of it, a lot of rich guys that I've met have been absolutely disgusting about morbid shit. The scary part is many of them are wealthy enough to commit these atrocities and get away with it. I once dated the Vice President of Merill Lynch in Japan, and on like our 10th date he actually bragged about how when he went to Africa, and he paid some guy $5,000 to kill a human being and cook it for him just so he could see what human flesh tasted like. Did he really think I was going to be impressed by that story or something?

Let's just say, that date ended up in kind of a heated argument (I was also kinda tipsy at the time and I tend to get argumentative and angry when I'm drunk) and I kind of told him that I was disgusted by him, and I started realizing what a shitty human being he was after that so I dumped him. He still messages me on Facebook to this day though, and makes offers to fly me out there to come be with him again. I guess he really liked me. Oh well.

Edited by Crystal G (06/15/14 07:18 AM)

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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holy fuck dude lol

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
I thought this was hilarious. From the Wikipedia link I posted....

May 22, 1944 Life Magazine Picture of the Week, "Arizona war worker writes her Navy boyfriend a thank-you note for the Jap skull he sent her" :lolsy: Like what the fuck? Who in the hell would be like, "Oh cool, thank's for the skull, Van Gogh?"

It's funny the shit we used to consider normal and romantic 70 years ago.




That reminds me, I knew this guy from my high school who had a real shrunken head that he apparently bought for a few thousand bucks while in the Amazon. He was a super wealthy guy, his father was basically CEO and the starter of Amway (that shitty pyramid scheme company :lol:). I remember all he did (the son, not the father) was smoke pot all day, he didn't go to college or even get a job until he was like 25. And that job, of course, was in a top position at his father's company.

Come to think of it, a lot of rich guys that I've met have been absolutely disgusting about morbid shit. The scary part is many of them are wealthy enough to commit these atrocities and get away with it. I once dated the Vice President of Merill Lynch in Japan, and on like our 10th date he actually bragged about how when he went to Africa, and he paid some guy $5,000 to kill a human being and cook it for him just so he could see what human flesh tasted like. Did he really think I was going to be impressed by that story or something?

Let's just say, that date ended up in kind of a heated argument (I was also kinda tipsy at the time and I tend to get argumentative and angry when I'm drunk) and I kind of told him that I was disgusted by him, and I started realizing what a shitty human being he was after that so I dumped him. He still messages me on Facebook to this day though, and makes offers to fly me out there to come be with him again. I guess he really liked me. Oh well.



you should have him admit him murdering someone on facebook and then call the authorities where he lived at the time. and then call the cali police and ship him off to the place where he will probably be hung


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
...our 10th date he actually bragged about how when he went to Africa, and he paid some guy $5,000 to kill a human being and cook it for him just so he could see what human flesh tasted like. Did he really think I was going to be impressed by that story or something?



More to the point. Did he ever share homemade jerky with you?


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
They live back in the bronze age or what?



I'd like to see what we say here when posed the question of a dowery. I doubt most would be this hilarious, but some probably


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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OhMrJohnson said:
Welcome to the Middle East where decapitated heads are used as currency



decapitated heads (DCH) is trending up on the money markets, passing out the rupee (RPE) from "Zelda" and the giant stone wheels of jap. Only time will tell if DCH can beat the gold standard of imaginary currency, the monopoly dollar. Accepted everywhere from Baltic to Boardwalk.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Endure]
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Endure said:
Crystal G said:
Come to think of it, a lot of rich guys that I've met have been absolutely disgusting about morbid shit. The scary part is many of them are wealthy enough to commit these atrocities and get away with it. I once dated the Vice President of Merill Lynch in Japan, and on like our 10th date he actually bragged about how when he went to Africa, and he paid some guy $5,000 to kill a human being and cook it for him just so he could see what human flesh tasted like. Did he really think I was going to be impressed by that story or something?

Let's just say, that date ended up in kind of a heated argument (I was also kinda tipsy at the time and I tend to get argumentative and angry when I'm drunk) and I kind of told him that I was disgusted by him, and I started realizing what a shitty human being he was after that so I dumped him. He still messages me on Facebook to this day though, and makes offers to fly me out there to come be with him again. I guess he really liked me. Oh well.



you should have him admit him murdering someone on facebook and then call the authorities where he lived at the time. and then call the cali police and ship him off to the place where he will probably be hung



They wouldn't have any jurisdiction even if I were to do that. He's originally from New York and travels all the time between New York and Japan, and the crime took place in Africa.

I don't even know where in Africa, but does the USA or Japan even have extradition treaties with any of the African countries?

It wouldn't be the police I should call, it would probably have to be the FBI or Homeland Security or some other international bureau. I don't even think the FBI could do anything about it, because the FBI's jurisdiction is within all 50 states. The CIA would probably have to get involved, and they might do nothing about it.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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Im not sure. you seem more knowledgeable than i on this as it is. I would try though. he sounds like a total piece of shit, and the fact that he killed someone for pleasure.., lets just say i would kill him if i could.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
I don't mind some head every once in a while.



I'm not even going to comment on this statement, with your sig you already know where it's going. You son of a bitch.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Crystal G]
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Of course he could have just been bullshitting.

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