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InvisiblePaou
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I decapitated Buddha!
    #3635818 - 01/16/05 07:38 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I was just cleaning up my room, when I knocked over this statuette of Buddha, and the head came off.  I killed the enlightened one!  I hope this isn't bad karma for me. :crazy:



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Offlineadamj
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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Paou]
    #3635880 - 01/16/05 07:49 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Oh shit...


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Paou]
    #3635896 - 01/16/05 07:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Buddah told me that you are screwed!! He's pissed!! :grin:


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: blissedout]
    #3635908 - 01/16/05 07:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

looks like he was so pissed off he fucked up your camera....


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Hooty]
    #3635931 - 01/16/05 08:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

my truck ogt stolen once... and the guy decapitated my buddah to boot. and put a bunch of cigarette burn in the roof liner. dick. he was supposed to be installing a tape deck in my truck. grrrrrrrrrrrr
sorry bout your buddah


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Paou]
    #3636193 - 01/16/05 09:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

The Buddah told me to use the sacred superglue to fix his little head. Oh yeah, he also told me to tell you to send me money... :tongue:


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #3636208 - 01/16/05 09:21 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

jesus still loves you


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Hooty]
    #3636532 - 01/16/05 10:44 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hooty said:
looks like he was so pissed off he fucked up your camera....



:lol:


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3637385 - 01/17/05 01:42 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

its just a material possesion anyways


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Paou]
    #3637417 - 01/17/05 01:54 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I heard that it was good luck/kamma somewhere. I think they even make the head weaker so It happens more often. 
Oh by the way It was an accident I dont think he`ll care about you cleaning your room just dont fuck people around and youll be right :wink: .(you may come back as an ant and get pissed on by a homeless drunk).


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Re: I decapitated Buddha! [Re: Paou]
    #3637522 - 01/17/05 02:44 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

buddha's probably pissed you had an effigy of him anyways.


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