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Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry
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Syrian bride wants 15 pro-Assad heads as dowry



A Syrian bride-to-be has asked her fiancé for 15 decapitated heads of pro-Assad troops as her dowry and set up a marriage termination clause worth 50 more decapitated heads.

The 50-year old Aicha Faaourya, who lost her husband and four sons in anti-Assad demonstrations, made her demand to 75-year-old Hajj Ahmad Ramilat during a sit-in outside the Syrian embassy in the Jordanian capital Amman this week.

The woman nicknamed Umm Shouhada, meaning the mother of martyrs, vowed to dedicate the rest of her life to the fighting the regime of President Assad.

Hajj Ramilat – member of a Syrian tribal council and is nicknamed "the council’s wise man” – also lost two sons in fighting against Assad’s forces.

He accepted the heavy dowry challenge and pledged to have 15 pro-Assad troops beheaded for her love. In case of divorce he pledged to also provide the additional 50 decapitated heads of pro-Assad forces.

The Syrian civil war has killed more than 160,000 displaced more than 2 million outside the country after four years of fighting.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/06/12/Syrian-bride-to-be-wants-15-pro-Assad-heads-as-dowry.html

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Confucian] * 4
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They live back in the bronze age or what?


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Patlal]
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Welcome to the Middle East where decapitated heads are used as currency


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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Their bomb shell casings say "made in america" so watch out!


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Patlal] * 2
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I don't mind some head every once in a while.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Konyap]
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Damn, I'm fucked, WHY WOULD THEY PREREGISTER THIS WITH BED BATH AND BEYOND?


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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But, how does one receive decapitated head?

I have to admit, I like her style. She could asked for money, or possessions... Nope, bitch wants REVENGE.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Konyap]
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I wonder how long it will be before these people attack us again.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Confucian] * 2
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Can't blame her for hating the pro-Assad guys when they killed her entire family.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: abltsandwich]
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Like, I mean, she should just let it go.

She can push two more fuckers out- good as new


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
They live back in the bronze age or what?


I wonder if every backwards thinking violent moron on the planet suddenly vanished, leaving only those who desired peace and harmony, how long would it take before bitches like this came back around?


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Mickalopagus]
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They probably also trade rocks as currency as well


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Herbologist]
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The good news is that these people enjoy the support of The One.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Confucian]
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The real question is, what does she plan to do with the heads once she gets them?  :uhoh:


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Confucian]
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Damn that's at least a 2 Joe Pesci job.

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Murph]
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There are plenty of "Australians" with Syrian background over there fighting with these liver eaters. I'm looking forward to them enhancing our multi-cultural mosiac when they return.

They'll be calling for sharia courts in less than a year

:cheers:

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Murph]
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Murph said:
Damn that's at least a 2 Joe Pesci job.


Dude that took me like 2 minutes to quit laughing. I can't even read it without busting out in tears. :lolsy::laugh2::rofl: :ilold: That is some funny assed shit. :thumbup: You got 5 shrooms when I can maintain myself.


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Edited by r00tuuu123 (06/14/14 12:33 AM)

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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: r00tuuu123]
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Next thing you know, she'll be asking him to fuck all the heads.


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: Legend]
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what the flying fuck. that shits a little too real for me


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Re: Syrian Bride wants 15 Decapitated Heads as Dowry [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
what the flying fuck. that shits a little too real for me


Why, are you decapitated?


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