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Hans Jeremy
    #19720054 -

I just dispatched paramedics in Independence, MO. He is a fucking amazing person but his doctor lost his DEA license after prescribing initial B (Hans Jeremy) lugubrious amounts of opiates and benzos. I was worried about him overdosing until I realized withdrawal is what we need to worry about.

Pray for Brian, Shroomery. Paramedics were dispatched to his mother's home in Indep, MO but a grand mal seizure is faster than Missouri's finest 8 days a week.

The dispatcher(s) told me to call back in 90 minutes to find out what they found. That means they're willing to break HIPPA this is so serious, so please send good vibes Brian's way.



He wanted his tribal name to be tied into the constellation Orion so anyone else with American Indian ancestry or who is spiritual, please help invoke the sign of the constellation Orion. I'm burning a candle for him now.

Mods, he doesn't publicly display his "last seen on"... Please PM me when he last logged in so I can relay it to IPD's dispatchers.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox]
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I hope the 15 of you who read this and dindn't reply are burning candles. One of our finest might be dead in his mother's house or in the meat wagon as I type this.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox]
    #19720211 -

The candles I lit him have burned out.


Brian,

Out of the night that covers thee,
Black as a narc from pole to pole,
I thank all the gods that be,
for thine unconquerable soul.

In thy fell clutch of circumstance,
though I've winced and cried aloud,
Though your head is bloody,
I know your chin is high and unbowed.

It matters not how straight the gate,
nor how charged with punishments your Doctor's scroll,
fentanyl can't kill you,
nor can St. Peter admit an Oklevueha soul.

Oklevuah wakita ehoh, Amen.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox]
    #19720289 -

http://ri.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0LEVxI.NypTVTkAZdFXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzOXE0NmxsBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2JmMQR2dGlkA1ZJUDM3OF8x/RV=1/RE=1395361983/RO=10/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.youtube.com%2fwatch%3fv%3ddYEXRvl73RI/RS=%5EADAUleq6CwvqI6Ca1BABxLoYQNlLfQ-


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox]
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http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=destiny+dance+where+lead+you+ensiferum+youtube&ei=UTF-8&fr=chr-greentree_ff&ilc=12&type=599486


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox] * 3
    #19720301 -

go to bed


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I have pneumonia :pm:


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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19720311 -

If he's dead, it's literally my fault I didn't check in with him more.

If anyone knows anything, dial 911, ask to be patched to Independence Police Department (say Cass ah fuck it) and let them know if you know anything that could help him survive.

KremrBigSikter said:
go to bed


I drank a 5th of whiskey last night and couldn't sleep over what I did 3 days ago. Before you turn in for the night, pray for Brian.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox]
    #19720318 -

i have no idea at all about anything u just said


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox]
    #19720322 -

Sheekle said:
i have no idea at all about anything u just said


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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19720395 -

Is there any way you can more coherently explain this? Because I have no idea what you are talking about...


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Life begins on the other side of despair...

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: Grateful Dead] * 1
    #19720406 -

Seriously, what the fuck are you even talking about OP?


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
[url=
]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]
Are you lost?

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: KremrBigSikter] * 1
    #19720414 -

TrentBoyett said:
Sheekle said:
i have no idea at all about anything u just said



KremrBigSikter said:
go to bed



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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: MisterSandman] * 6
    #19720426 -

HE NEEDS OPIETS N BENZOS....SEND SEND SEND


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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: MisterSandman]
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I'm sorry; I've never been this panicked.

One of our members is addicted to Klonipin and his doctor can't refill for him because about 32 days ago, he lost his license and DEA # and is being federally prosecuted for being a pill mill and I'm afraid this member might be dead from status epilepticus secondary to acute benzodiazepine withdrawal.


Special Ed, I'll see you in hell. We're not going to let you in.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19720447 -

What's his name on the Shroomery?


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19720449 -

Good vibes to Hans, whoever he may be


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: st1llnox] * 3
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Dude if this was true, he can go to a hospital, or another doctor and explain his situation. Babbling nonsense on a message board isn't going to help.


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
[url=
]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]
Are you lost?

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: Legend]
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Legend said:
Dude if this was true, he can go to a hospital, or another doctor and explain his situation. Babbling nonsense on a message board isn't going to help.

QFT

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
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[nope]


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DISCLAIMER:
Everything I say is completely and 100% true and is a widely known and personally tested fact.

Edited by tymoteusz3 (03/19/14 10:46 PM)

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Re: Hans Jeremy [Re: At My Peak] * 2
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I work for a fortune 500 pharmaceutical company and have strong ties with the FDA and USPS.

My company has just perfected a cure for benzo withdrawal, I'm going to use my connections to get the stamp of approval from the FDA, and my USPS connections to get it shipped to OP's friend before morning time.

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