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My sister met Ron Jeremy
    #7704226 - 12/01/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

And no he did not fuck her. He was on my brother in-laws military base. Apparently he also gave Ron Jeremy a kiss on the cheek. I thought it was kind of interesting...I guess he got his stroke from him or something.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704234 - 12/01/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ron is the man...he can literally countdown to ejaculation. Thats godlike. Not to mention he's fucked like 5000 chicks


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7704235 - 12/01/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Too bad he is one ugly motherfucker. Oh the lost potential...


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704242 - 12/01/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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And no he didn't not fuck her.




double contraction? so he DID fuck her? :grin:


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7704247 - 12/01/07 08:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm drunk, man. I think I've proven I'm not a complete idiot anyways. :tongue2: My uni is so boring and everyone else is at college. Shit sucks. I've been posting here all day and I've lost complete care for grammar. Georgia public schools suck. I blame it on them.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704260 - 12/01/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lol i know. im no hemmingway myself. just fucking with ya robby. didnt i get you on something last night as well?


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7704266 - 12/01/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Probably. Ever had 420 Extra Pale Ale? I'm not a fan of Pale Ale but its not bad.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy *DELETED* [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704306 - 12/01/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704308 - 12/01/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sure havent. what store did you get it from?

ever try delerium nocturnum??? thats some wicked beer.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/5232.jpg

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so is delerium tremens!
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/180/1385


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: pB0t]
    #7704310 - 12/01/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thats exactly what I was thinking when I saw this statement


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7704328 - 12/01/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Subtleness and sarcasm are lost on message boards.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7704355 - 12/01/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Some local package store. You should be able to get it at any decent store. I haven't tried that beer either. What is it?


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy *DELETED* [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704385 - 12/01/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: pB0t]
    #7704392 - 12/01/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Indeed, indeed.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704414 - 12/01/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Some local package store. You should be able to get it any decent store. I haven't tried that beer either. What is it?




its a belgian unfiltered beer. its pretty strong. i love it. it comes in a big ol' bottle like a bottle of wine.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7704424 - 12/01/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'll pick it up the day that I turn 21 along with some Guinness.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7704442 - 12/01/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Since you mentioned ron, i'm going to have to use my ron avatar. I hope no one else here is using it.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: urtrippin]
    #7704465 - 12/01/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Since you mentioned ron, i'm going to have to use my ron avatar. I hope no one else here is using it.




lol i just got completely confused..... i forgot this was a thread about ron jeremy, i thought you were talking about me..... my name is ron. haha.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704470 - 12/01/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I'll pick it up the day that I turn 21 along with some Guinness.




ewwww guinness... :puke:  it should be called carbonated oil! :smile: but yeah, def. try either of the deleriums.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7704498 - 12/01/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:sad: I like Guinness. Whats wrong with Guinness?


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704516 - 12/01/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

oh man. i donno exactly. it just tastes disgusting to me. :shrug:

i hate black and tans too. you would probably like that too if you like guinness.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704593 - 12/01/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ron Jeremy was made into such a huge porn star because he embodies the average American man, supposed to be appealing or something.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: cosmoline]
    #7704599 - 12/01/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The average man has a huge penis too.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704681 - 12/01/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hung out with Ron Jeremy before. He sat down at the table with my friends and I when we were playing Blackjack at the Hard Rock casino in Vegas. He played at the same table as us for close to 2 hours and after we asked the pit boss for tickets to the club, he decided to go to and hung out with us there.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7704993 - 12/02/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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The average man has a huge penis too.



Can't say I have payed too much attention to his penis.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
    #7705125 - 12/02/07 01:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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And no he did not fuck her. He was on my brother in-laws military base. Apparently he also gave Ron Jeremy a kiss on the cheek. I thought it was kind of interesting...I guess he got his stroke from him or something.




Ron Jeremy is one of my heroes. My old boss met him and he did a promo for my boss's business. It was cool as hell.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7705617 - 12/02/07 06:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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2FiNiTe said:
Ron is the man...he can literally countdown to ejaculation. Thats godlike. Not to mention he's fucked like 5000 chicks




I thought all male pornstars had to be able to cum on command, I mean thats what i've read.


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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7707303 - 12/02/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Since you mentioned ron, i'm going to have to use my ron avatar. I hope no one else here is using it.




lol i just got completely confused..... i forgot this was a thread about ron jeremy, i thought you were talking about me..... my name is ron. haha.




Paranoid much?


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