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robbyberto
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My sister met Ron Jeremy
#7704226 - 12/01/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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And no he did not fuck her. He was on my brother in-laws military base. Apparently he also gave Ron Jeremy a kiss on the cheek. I thought it was kind of interesting...I guess he got his stroke from him or something.
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Edited by robbyberto (12/01/07 08:29 PM)
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2FiNiTe
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704234 - 12/01/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ron is the man...he can literally countdown to ejaculation. Thats godlike. Not to mention he's fucked like 5000 chicks
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robbyberto
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7704235 - 12/01/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Too bad he is one ugly motherfucker. Oh the lost potential...
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704242 - 12/01/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: And no he didn't not fuck her.
double contraction? so he DID fuck her?
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robbyberto
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7704247 - 12/01/07 08:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm drunk, man. I think I've proven I'm not a complete idiot anyways. My uni is so boring and everyone else is at college. Shit sucks. I've been posting here all day and I've lost complete care for grammar. Georgia public schools suck. I blame it on them.
Edited by robbyberto (12/01/07 08:32 PM)
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704260 - 12/01/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol i know. im no hemmingway myself. just fucking with ya robby. didnt i get you on something last night as well?
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7704266 - 12/01/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Probably. Ever had 420 Extra Pale Ale? I'm not a fan of Pale Ale but its not bad.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy *DELETED* [Re: robbyberto]
#7704306 - 12/01/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704308 - 12/01/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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sure havent. what store did you get it from?
ever try delerium nocturnum??? thats some wicked beer.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/5232.jpg
EDIT: so is delerium tremens! http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/180/1385
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: pB0t]
#7704310 - 12/01/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thats exactly what I was thinking when I saw this statement
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7704328 - 12/01/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Subtleness and sarcasm are lost on message boards.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7704355 - 12/01/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Some local package store. You should be able to get it at any decent store. I haven't tried that beer either. What is it?
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Edited by robbyberto (12/01/07 09:15 PM)
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy *DELETED* [Re: robbyberto]
#7704385 - 12/01/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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robbyberto
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: pB0t]
#7704392 - 12/01/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Indeed, indeed.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704414 - 12/01/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: Some local package store. You should be able to get it any decent store. I haven't tried that beer either. What is it?
its a belgian unfiltered beer. its pretty strong. i love it. it comes in a big ol' bottle like a bottle of wine.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7704424 - 12/01/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll pick it up the day that I turn 21 along with some Guinness.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7704442 - 12/01/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Since you mentioned ron, i'm going to have to use my ron avatar. I hope no one else here is using it.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: urtrippin]
#7704465 - 12/01/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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urtrippin said: Since you mentioned ron, i'm going to have to use my ron avatar. I hope no one else here is using it.
lol i just got completely confused..... i forgot this was a thread about ron jeremy, i thought you were talking about me..... my name is ron. haha.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704470 - 12/01/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: I'll pick it up the day that I turn 21 along with some Guinness.
ewwww guinness... it should be called carbonated oil! but yeah, def. try either of the deleriums.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7704498 - 12/01/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like Guinness. Whats wrong with Guinness?
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704516 - 12/01/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh man. i donno exactly. it just tastes disgusting to me. 
i hate black and tans too. you would probably like that too if you like guinness.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704593 - 12/01/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ron Jeremy was made into such a huge porn star because he embodies the average American man, supposed to be appealing or something.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: cosmoline]
#7704599 - 12/01/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The average man has a huge penis too.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704681 - 12/01/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hung out with Ron Jeremy before. He sat down at the table with my friends and I when we were playing Blackjack at the Hard Rock casino in Vegas. He played at the same table as us for close to 2 hours and after we asked the pit boss for tickets to the club, he decided to go to and hung out with us there.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7704993 - 12/02/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: The average man has a huge penis too.
Can't say I have payed too much attention to his penis.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: robbyberto]
#7705125 - 12/02/07 01:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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robbyberto said: And no he did not fuck her. He was on my brother in-laws military base. Apparently he also gave Ron Jeremy a kiss on the cheek. I thought it was kind of interesting...I guess he got his stroke from him or something.
Ron Jeremy is one of my heroes. My old boss met him and he did a promo for my boss's business. It was cool as hell.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7705617 - 12/02/07 06:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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2FiNiTe said: Ron is the man...he can literally countdown to ejaculation. Thats godlike. Not to mention he's fucked like 5000 chicks
I thought all male pornstars had to be able to cum on command, I mean thats what i've read.
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Re: My sister met Ron Jeremy [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7707303 - 12/02/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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leftysurprise said:
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urtrippin said: Since you mentioned ron, i'm going to have to use my ron avatar. I hope no one else here is using it.
lol i just got completely confused..... i forgot this was a thread about ron jeremy, i thought you were talking about me..... my name is ron. haha.
Paranoid much?
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