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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Enlil]
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Well obviously I was implying I wish I had a pussy for such things.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Enjoywho]
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There's always surgery :lol:

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Repertoire89]
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19692364#19692364

ha.  props to #1


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: FrozenHappiness] * 1
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FrozenHappiness said:
Might as well just be flattered by it.

Maybe start carrying a knife...


Most things that are truly flattering come with a requirement for blades.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
I'm sure he would have taken any hole.



He was pretty specific about wanting pussy :yesnod:


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Asante] * 4
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The way it was phrased, I interpreted that as an initial offer.  I suspect if she had countered with an offer for anal or a blowjob or two, he would have accepted.

In any case, however, I have serious doubts whether he would have kept up his end of the bargain.  Perhaps he'd mow the grass once or twice, but after that, he's going to be trying to renegotiate.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
anyway have you guys noticed the huge increase in the lesbian population in this generation?? whats gonna happen to the human race?


There will be an elite and a trash layer even more than right now. That's what's gonna happen. It's gonna get near zaristic Russia, only worldwide.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: FrozenHappiness] * 1
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FrozenHappiness said:
Maybe start carrying a knife...


This is literally the worst advice I’ve ever heard, unless of course you want to get assaulted and raped....


Guy sounds a little whacky as is, plus a girl with a knife isn’t going to scare anyone but the sissiest of sissies. You have to get up close and personal to use a knife where you would be easily overpowered by a guy that probably doesn’t have much to lose to begin with. I don’t know I’ve never stabbed anyone but i know a few people who have and they have told me its some gnarly shit. Never pull a weapon unless you have the skills and are 100% ready to use it, otherwise you are just going to make the situation that much more dangerous for yourself. You can tell by a persons eyes alone if they have what it takes to end a life.



I would say just don’t provoke the guy, definitely don’t let him know you have weapons.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 2
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chicksgrowtoo said:
This guy doesn't take rejection well apparently...I've only responded once and since then I've been called a bitch, whore, stupid, hater, told to jump off a cliff, accused of fucking his cousin, all from a text telling him my name was mike and he had the wrong number

Then he asked me if I thought he was cute and did I want to smoke.....what. the. fuck

Still didn't respond and I get a text saying ok well I'm getting a shower and coming over.


My point here is I would not like to confront him while alone.


Why haven't you told him to FUCK THE FUCK OFF yet?


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Shroomism]
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Damn i guess i should have looked deeper into this thread.


Dude is definitely a creep ass and fucked up in the head. You may want to consider notifying the police, i know thats not extremely popular within this community but its probably the best course of action, consider getting a restraining order as well.


I still wouldn’t let him know about the gun. Keep it ready and don’t leave yourself vulnerable when your alone in your place, but i wouldn’t carry it around thats retarded.....

Violence begets violence. And honestly who is scared of a girl with a gun? Especially a guy who is already deranged to begin with.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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Shroomism said:
Why haven't you told him to FUCK THE FUCK OFF yet?


Seriously, if this hasn't happened...it needs to...ASAP

Until you give him a clear indication that you're not interested, you don't know how he's going to take it.  Once you do that, if he still bothers you, there are many things you can do about the situation.  Until you do that, you're just going to be giving him the kind of ambiguity that can lead him to convince himself that you are interested.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: elax420]
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Yeah she isn't going to get a restraining order without first having some kind of proof that she has tried to tell him to FUCK OFF and leave her alone and he keeps harassing her. I mean I don't really know the law on that, but that's just common sense. This passive aggressive shit and ignoring his creepy ass texts is certainly not going to work.

Based on what she has told us... the only signs she has given the guy was an evil look and a yeah.. no. Gotta be a little more fucking direct than that. Tell him to FUCK OFF.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Shroomism]
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And if he truly is dangerous, being wishy washy about it will give him enough to twist the facts in his mind until he's convinced that she really wants him.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Enlil]
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Yeah the guy does not sound all there at all. She needs to be crystal clear that he needs to leave her the hell alone.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Shroomism]
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You's got to get active. Is there a way to contact the other women via his cousin? Does his cousin know all of this?

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
Shroomism said:
Why haven't you told him to FUCK THE FUCK OFF yet?


Seriously, if this hasn't happened...it needs to...ASAP

Until you give him a clear indication that you're not interested, you don't know how he's going to take it.  Once you do that, if he still bothers you, there are many things you can do about the situation.  Until you do that, you're just going to be giving him the kind of ambiguity that can lead him to convince himself that you are interested.



100% this.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: sololas]
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sololas said:
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY I am what I am and that's all I Am.


Wait you just combined Ren and Stimpy With Popeye.:raisemyglass::lolsy: At least somebody around here can segue. :manofapproval:


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
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Soooo... I invited some friends over yesterday just to be around when I went to talk to dude. It never happened. My friends were on their way and I saw some other neighbors outside so I went out to smoke, dude came out of his house and went back in a couple times while I was out there. Then stood on his screened in porch and watched. As soon as my friends pulled up I didn't wait on them to get out of the car and started to walk over to his house when he went inside really quick and slammed the door. This made me nervous so I signaled one of my friends to come over and we knocked on the door. He didn't answer so we went back to my house and they all stayed for a long time cooking and hanging out. I walked outside a few times and never saw him. I did use one of my friends phones to text him this morning and told him that I wasn't interested and he was being really rude and creeping me out. He sent a lot of texts back that I didn't bother reading because I'm just mentally exhausted from all this bs and I told my buddy to send him one text back before blocking him telling him basically to fuck off and that if he didn't police would be involved...

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
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Soooo... I invited some friends over yesterday just to be around when I went to talk to dude. It never happened. My friends were on their way and I saw some other neighbors outside so I went out to smoke, dude came out of his house and went back in a couple times while I was out there. Then stood on his screened in porch and watched. As soon as my friends pulled up I didn't wait on them to get out of the car and started to walk over to his house when he went inside really quick and slammed the door. This made me nervous so I signaled one of my friends to come over and we knocked on the door. He didn't answer so we went back to my house and they all stayed for a long time cooking and hanging out. I walked outside a few times and never saw him. I did use one of my friends phones to text him this morning and told him that I wasn't interested and he was being really rude and creeping me out. He sent a lot of texts back that I didn't bother reading because I'm just mentally exhausted from all this bs and I told my buddy to send him one text back before blocking him telling him basically to fuck off and that if he didn't police would be involved...



Your lack of self reliance is saddening :sad:

Bringing friends in, then letting them text him a rude message, all the dude wanted, no offense, was get his dick wet and you really should have told him no, right from the start, in no uncertain terms.

This might not have become a thing if you had.

Now its a thing where he obsesses over your indecisiveness then you call in friends to potentially kick his ass and rile them up against him to the point of texting him to piss off under threat of the police.

You should've said no loud and clear from the start, politely but decisively.  The guy might be a supreme creep but a clear NO would have put down his hopes before they got raised.

I know its hard to say no but sometimes you just gotta. Now its gotten even more awkward with your friends involved.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
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chicksgrowtoo said:
Soooo... I invited some friends over yesterday just to be around when I went to talk to dude. It never happened. My friends were on their way and I saw some other neighbors outside so I went out to smoke, dude came out of his house and went back in a couple times while I was out there. Then stood on his screened in porch and watched. As soon as my friends pulled up I didn't wait on them to get out of the car and started to walk over to his house when he went inside really quick and slammed the door. This made me nervous so I signaled one of my friends to come over and we knocked on the door. He didn't answer so we went back to my house and they all stayed for a long time cooking and hanging out. I walked outside a few times and never saw him. I did use one of my friends phones to text him this morning and told him that I wasn't interested and he was being really rude and creeping me out. He sent a lot of texts back that I didn't bother reading because I'm just mentally exhausted from all this bs and I told my buddy to send him one text back before blocking him telling him basically to fuck off and that if he didn't police would be involved...


You need a reality check here.  You're creating your own problem now.  Your cowardice is making an awkward situation into something far worse.  By involving friends and all of that shit, you're just creating drama and stress for yourself.  If you had just told him straight up that you're not interested, much of this could probably have been avoided.  Woman the fuck up, already.

You need to make it clear to him that his communications with you are not welcome.  This is important for many reasons, but the two biggest ones are:

1.  It discourages him from further attempts to contact you, and
2.  It sets you up if you need to escalate this to a legal matter.

If you don't make it clear, and something happens between your friends and the guy, you'll likely see your friends get criminal charges.  You might be charged as well, but that's far less likely because you have a vagina.  Still, don't underestimate the way that a prosecutor can twist the facts to make your friends look like racist thugs beating up your innocent neighbor because he dared to come on to a white woman.


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