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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: seadragon]
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seadragon said:
is he hawt?


not to me....you can have him lol

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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chicksgrowtoo said:
He's not a landscaper but he was doing his own yard work so I figured I ask if he needed some work, you know, being a good neighbor and shit... and he's been watching all that porn with MY wifi I'm sure, that or he's been peeking in my windows....cause....you know.... I watch a lot of porn but I skip the intro/scenario and I'm able to separate a cheesy porno skit from real life lol


So....... if I order a pizza its not gonna be a blonde with bolt ons that really just wants to fuck me?

There goes that plan.

Guess I gotta go back to school and find a hot teacher.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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If you did it he would try to bang you the entire summer, its not a good deal at all.  Some guys are just lonely and don't know how to get laid, if I were you I would give him some pointers and tell him you were offended.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: fapjack]
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I wouldn't do it....I'm not a whore man and I'm pretty sure he knew I was offended by the look on my face and the piercing glare.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: fapjack] * 1
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That guy's smooth as fuck. I'm gonna use that line. Everyone expects the "can I buy you drink?" line but they'll never expect the "I'll cut your grass if you fuck me" line lol


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 4
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wow. you really can get people do do anything just by having one of those things in your pants. if i had a pussy i'd get guys to do everything for me all the time. that seems to be a good way to get things done.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Envix]
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Shit girl, I'd cut it it once a week for some pussy, huh?


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Envix]
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You can't just throw it around everywhere man!!! And some of us like to do things for ourselves.....just not the grass lol

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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Go to a Uhaul and pick up one of the mexicans looking for work,they're efficient and they work for cheap because they're usually illegal.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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who wants to be my boyfrend

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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I don't have a problem paying anyone a fair amount as long as they do a good job and don't try to buy my pussy man, doesn't matter where they're from....

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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i'd check the sex offenders registry if i were you.
http://www.nsopr.gov/?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

i just looked up my neighborhood for fun..there's a child molester a few blocks from me, fun!


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: seadragon]
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Can you cut grass?


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: fapjack]
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I guess it depends on how big your yard is, fuck I hate mowing my lawn... :mad2:


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: fapjack]
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Haha if anything its a compliment.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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Well I didn't mean straight up rip 'em off. You can pay 'em however much you want but Uhaul always has a ton of people waiting for any work they can get around 5-8AM.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
i'd check the sex offenders registry if i were you.
http://www.nsopr.gov/?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

i just looked up my neighborhood for fun..there's a child molester a few blocks from me, fun!


Thanks for that...I looked him up and my neighborhood, he's not on there but who knows, maybe he just hasn't got caught yet. There are only 9 records around here but that's a lot because we only have one red light lol

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
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chicksgrowtoo said:
Like WTF? I was having a casual conversation with my next door neighbor about how I really didn't have time for the yard maintenence this summer and asked how much he would charge to cut the grass twice a month to which he replied "I'll cut it all summer for some pussy" .....whaaaaa? I've never talked to this guy in that way just a friendly wave every now and then but apparently I look like a whore that can be paid off in yard work  :feelsbadman:


You should post a pic of your ass with a poll. Would you cut grass all summer for this?


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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He's probably just a lonely weird guy, the world is full of them and most of them are harmless.  If he was dangerous he probably would have gotten arrested by now.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Well I didn't mean straight up rip 'em off. You can pay 'em however much you want but Uhaul always has a ton of people waiting for any work they can get around 5-8AM.


It doesn't really work that way around here....uhaul is forever away man, where I live is considered a historical town so "mainstream" commercial places aren't around here. It's mostly family owned businesses and restaurants. If you tried to build a walmart here an angry mob of farmers with torches and pitchforks would run you out of town haha

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