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Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass * 1
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Like WTF? I was having a casual conversation with my next door neighbor about how I really didn't have time for the yard maintenence this summer and asked how much he would charge to cut the grass twice a month to which he replied "I'll cut it all summer for some pussy" .....whaaaaa? I've never talked to this guy in that way just a friendly wave every now and then but apparently I look like a whore that can be paid off in yard work  :feelsbadman:

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 8
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Rude.

But you can't blame a guy for trying.

Might as well just be flattered by it.

Maybe start carrying a knife...


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 3
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What was your response?


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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Fuck him your better than that sweetie..

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
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that's kind of disgusting. i would avoid that dude.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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so is it worth it?

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free girl. I have never heard it used in that type of situation though.:guiltyascharged:


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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that's a bold  line

did he say it in joking manner?

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: FrozenHappiness]
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He didn't pick a very good strategy to say the least lol.... I always have a knife on me and in my car and a small handgun in my house (easily reachable), I actually got kind of sketched out because I had to walk outside and smoke last night and I live alone, but I think he's just a harmless idiot :shrug:

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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My response was Uhhhhh....nooooo and I walked away and he was NOT joking. Just made me feel kind of bad that he thought that about me not even knowing me.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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keep an eye on him. he doesn't sound right in the head.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
keep an eye on him. he doesn't sound right in the head.


Yeah I agree. That shit ain't normal. He coulda been hammered, though. That wouldn't justify it but it would at least explain it.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Will do :thumbup:  I put my new blackout curtains up last night :lol:

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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After seeing all of the gardeners around my complex I can't even walk around with a girl or she's just eye raped by literally all of them. I don't know if your neighbor is a landscaper or just offered to do the it for the pussy but there has to be some correlation between yardwork and perversion.


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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs] * 11
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That guy has been watching way too much porn lately.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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I bet he has been his alter-ego Mr.Tom Peeping in the past and has probably already seen you in your birthday suit. I would  put up a private security cam outside your windows and catch him in the act. You could always bring up the strap-on scenario to scare him away, it worked for you in the past. Be careful what you say to him, no more innocent flirting with this guy, not saying you did in the past just don't ever or your problem will get a lot worse.

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: sololas]
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How big is your garden?

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: Cornwall]
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is he hawt?

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
After seeing all of the gardeners around my complex I can't even walk around with a girl or she's just eye raped by literally all of them. I don't know if your neighbor is a landscaper or just offered to do the it for the pussy but there has to be some correlation between yardwork and perversion.


A hard day of working in the garden always got Adam excited and turns Eve into a total slut..

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Re: Guy offered to cut my grass all summer for some ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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He's not a landscaper but he was doing his own yard work so I figured I ask if he needed some work, you know, being a good neighbor and shit... and he's been watching all that porn with MY wifi I'm sure, that or he's been peeking in my windows....cause....you know.... I watch a lot of porn but I skip the intro/scenario and I'm able to separate a cheesy porno skit from real life lol

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