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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: ilus] * 3
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When I was 16 I went on a cruise. On the cruise they pair you up with another family to eat dinner at night that is similar in age range to your own family. I was there with my parents and my 20 year old sister. We got paired up with a family who had a 14 year old daughter and a 21 year old son who was a Marine.

All the following events were pieced together from what others told me, as my memory ended with chugging 2/3 of the bottle.

Well, the second to last night of the cruise I stole a 750ml bottle of Absolut vodka from the liquor store and decided I was gonna get this 14 y/o girl drunk. She had never drank before. I got completely and utterly fucking shitfaced and we went to the underage club onboard. It was "pajama night". Since I didn't have any PJs I was wearing my sister's pink PJs. I gave this girl two shots of vodka and she got HAMMERED. She was passing out, throwing up violently. It was awful.

So I'm asshole-level drunk, plus I'm 16, and I'm like fuck that bitch I'm gonna find someone who can handle their shit, and some asian guy carries her to her room. Well like 15 minutes later her Marine brother comes into the underage club and starts telling me how he's about ready to throw my ass overboard for getting his sister drunk and trying to take advantage of her.

I was like fuck man, how am I gonna fight this broly motherfucker? So I did the only thing I could think of... I pulled my pants down and started waving my dick around and said "Come get some." It confused him long enough that I bolted away, with my pink PJs down around my ankles, out of the club, and through the cruise ship back to my room. One guy got that shit on video.

The next day my sister somehow patched things up with the guy and he didn't beat my ass.

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: diablo33180]
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I blacked out and I think I made out with a dude and then this black couple drove me to my parents house which is weird considering they must have driven by my place. Then I threw up all over myself and once in bed stripped completely naked, including ripping my necklace off of my neck because I couldn't figure out how to take it off.


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R.I.P Rod Beck

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: koods]
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If I wasn't on a Shitty phone id share my drunken benzo stories...another time fellas


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Hi how are you? How high are you?



:aum:

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
When I was 16 I went on a cruise. On the cruise they pair you up with another family to eat dinner at night that is similar in age range to your own family. I was there with my parents and my 20 year old sister. We got paired up with a family who had a 14 year old daughter and a 21 year old son who was a Marine.

All the following events were pieced together from what others told me, as my memory ended with chugging 2/3 of the bottle.

Well, the second to last night of the cruise I stole a 750ml bottle of Absolut vodka from the liquor store and decided I was gonna get this 14 y/o girl drunk. She had never drank before. I got completely and utterly fucking shitfaced and we went to the underage club onboard. It was "pajama night". Since I didn't have any PJs I was wearing my sister's pink PJs. I gave this girl two shots of vodka and she got HAMMERED. She was passing out, throwing up violently. It was awful.

So I'm asshole-level drunk, plus I'm 16, and I'm like fuck that bitch I'm gonna find someone who can handle their shit, and some asian guy carries her to her room. Well like 15 minutes later her Marine brother comes into the underage club and starts telling me how he's about ready to throw my ass overboard for getting his sister drunk and trying to take advantage of her.

I was like fuck man, how am I gonna fight this broly motherfucker? So I did the only thing I could think of... I pulled my pants down and started waving my dick around and said "Come get some." It confused him long enough that I bolted away, with my pink PJs down around my ankles, out of the club, and through the cruise ship back to my room. One guy got that shit on video.

The next day my sister somehow patched things up with the guy and he didn't beat my ass.


This is a good story, but I think you should be disqualified because it threatens my story's lead and you clearly didn't black out.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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morrowasted said:
The next day my sister somehow patched things up with the guy and he didn't beat my ass.


You ever why she walked funny that next day? He plowed the shit out of her. Historians tribute the aqueducts to him for laying pipe so well


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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: 28064212] * 2
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When I was either 16 or 17 I thought all throughout 4/20 - 4/23 that it was still 4/20.


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: koods]
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koods said:
morrowasted said:
When I was 16 I went on a cruise. On the cruise they pair you up with another family to eat dinner at night that is similar in age range to your own family. I was there with my parents and my 20 year old sister. We got paired up with a family who had a 14 year old daughter and a 21 year old son who was a Marine.

All the following events were pieced together from what others told me, as my memory ended with chugging 2/3 of the bottle.

Well, the second to last night of the cruise I stole a 750ml bottle of Absolut vodka from the liquor store and decided I was gonna get this 14 y/o girl drunk. She had never drank before. I got completely and utterly fucking shitfaced and we went to the underage club onboard. It was "pajama night". Since I didn't have any PJs I was wearing my sister's pink PJs. I gave this girl two shots of vodka and she got HAMMERED. She was passing out, throwing up violently. It was awful.

So I'm asshole-level drunk, plus I'm 16, and I'm like fuck that bitch I'm gonna find someone who can handle their shit, and some asian guy carries her to her room. Well like 15 minutes later her Marine brother comes into the underage club and starts telling me how he's about ready to throw my ass overboard for getting his sister drunk and trying to take advantage of her.

I was like fuck man, how am I gonna fight this broly motherfucker? So I did the only thing I could think of... I pulled my pants down and started waving my dick around and said "Come get some." It confused him long enough that I bolted away, with my pink PJs down around my ankles, out of the club, and through the cruise ship back to my room. One guy got that shit on video.

The next day my sister somehow patched things up with the guy and he didn't beat my ass.


This is a good story, but I think you should be disqualified because it threatens my story's lead and you clearly didn't black out.


bro trust me. I woke up the next day and walked into that underage club like nothing happened and people started assaulting me with HEY YOU'RE THAT GUY and telling me what I did. I eventually got the whole story.

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: morrowasted]
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Blacked out on xanax totaled my car before I left my driveway
hanging out with a buddy during a blackout, we smoked a ton of meth, stole a bunch of expensive cigars fromt he smokeshop, put my car in the ditch multiple times and just powered through hitting the gas to drive out
parked the car to melt down a bowl of meth cop pulls up get arrested wake up in jail

Later on my buddy was questioned baout htat day by the cops (we were both blacked out) about 2 kids allegedly stealing or breaking into a gumball machine or some stupid shit like that.

Used to sit at walmart for hours in a blackout using the claw machine for stuffed animals and shit, back of my car was FILLED with them. ended up giving them all to my niece. Also during blackout ate 2 oz of mushrooms and 600mg etiz in a day. 

tons of stories I dont remember a goddamn thing of


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HAIL SATAN

Vas donc jouer dans le traffic

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: morrowasted]
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i don't remember... i win  :discodance:

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: zZZz]
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:lol:

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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: morrowasted]
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Great stories so far. :congrats:


This will be a tough choice.


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Re: Blackout Contest [Re: 28064212]
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it's between the story with the dildo and the 2 female midgets, or the one where he gets his head chopped off and immediately comes back to life. i choose the latter

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