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I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA
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So, I wanted some san pedro cactus to try, and to grow. I am sure as hell not paying $10 a foot for cuttings online, so I hit google street view to look for some. I find a big stand of it growing in the front yard of a house in a neighboring city.
I go over to my friends' apartment, have a few beers, extoll the virtues of hallucinogenic cacti, and next thing I know we're on the freeway heading to the house. I'm behind the wheel, with two friends in the back. One wields a buck knife, the other a machete. We roll up on the house quiet like, so as not to spook our quarry. Both friends launch out of the SUV and attack the fucking cactus, two big sections fall in one machete swing, while the other guy saws through it with the knife. I just can't stop thinking, "holy shit this is happening right now". Funniest thing I've seen in my life, they both come running back to the car with several logs, and one impaled on the machete held overhead. Cactus thrown in the back, everyone piles in and we take off. I verified the species of trichocereus we harvested, definitely san pedro. The whole operation probably took less than twenty seconds. That cactus never knew what hit it.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1] * 10
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Fuck you, plant thieves are assholes. How about asking the owner for a cutting next time, or maybe growing your own.

Do you mind if I come over to your house and steal some shit simply because I want it?

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Strong reaction! probably deserved. In my defense, they seemed to be over the city property line outside their fence, and had been cut down to stumps only about a foot tall sometime in the past couple years. Asking would have been best, but it seemed like a good idea at the time! not saying I was justified, simply saying I am reasonably sure the owners of the property probably never noticed or cared.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1] * 8
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Yeah, kind of big asshole move.

Cactus takes a quite some time to grow, and you just vandalized and stole someones property.

couldnt you use street view to find it not at someones home?


Also, jumping out of a vehicle and running towards someones home in the middle of the night brandishing knives is a good way to get shot.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
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Anonymous #1 said:
Strong reaction! probably deserved. In my defense, they seemed to be over the city property line outside their fence, and had been cut down to stumps only about a foot tall sometime in the past couple years. Asking would have been best, but it seemed like a good idea at the time! not saying I was justified, simply saying I am reasonably sure the owners of the property probably never noticed or cared.


Sorry, it's a shitty thing to do. You don't know the owner's intention, and whether it was a prized specimen or just a random grow. As a grower of exotic plants, including unique tricho hybrids, I would be totally pissed if someone took some cuts... but on the other hand if a genuine person approached me with an interest to take a sample I would try and oblige.

If you enjoy the mescaline experience, how about growing your own ? Within a few years you can multiply your collection rapidly, and its very satisfying to know that your taking psychedelics that you have grown and prepared through your own time and effort. Plus, theres no bad karma.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
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May the cactus spirit give you many bad trips for stealing.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
May the cactus spirit give you many bad trips for stealing.


Lmao! Agreed

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
May the cactus spirit give you many bad trips for stealing.


Lmao! Agreed


:whathesaid:

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Cactus thieves are beneath contempt.

You have vandalized something that will take a decade to grow back and never will have the same shape again. You might was well saw down someones pear tree.

Despicable.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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dirtbag

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I'm a bit lacking in morals at times. Good job on planning that cactus caper. Better than junkies mugging someone for a fix.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #9]
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OP :thumbdown:

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I hope you catch catch genital warts..
Anonymous #9 said:
I'm a bit lacking in morals at times. Good job on planning that cactus caper. Better than junkies mugging someone for a fix.


A junkie robs you, takes all of a couple of days to replace the couple hundred bucks they got off you.. Try replacing the damage this idiot caused in 2 days, especially when cactus grows so slow to begin with.

How is this better than a junkie robbing someone?

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #11]
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LOL YOU GO OP, lmfaoo at these butthurt people, its fucking cactus ? who hoe big fucking woop you cut their cactus, i honestly cant believe you guys are flaming someone for cutting cactus, oh no that persons life is over because of some cactus being cut down, grow the fuck up man, home invasion and armed robbery are things to cry about not some 5 year old cactus that was stolen ROFL whata bunch of pussys man !!!! as for OP i had a great fucking laugh at the details you provided felt like i was there with my homies haha i can relate after watching this video 
me and some buddies decided to go cactus hunting whata night that was lol, but on a real note i seriously cant believe you guys are this butthurt over some cactus when there are so many other atrocities being committed in the states, ha your little sister is a whore, how does that make you feel ?

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I stole san pedro from a nursery in high school. then I worked there for a year. Karma balanced motherfuckers

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #12] * 1
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Anonymous #12 said:
LOL YOU GO OP, lmfaoo at these butthurt people, its fucking cactus ? who hoe big fucking woop you cut their cactus, i honestly cant believe you guys are flaming someone for cutting cactus, oh no that persons life is over because of some cactus being cut down, grow the fuck up man, home invasion and armed robbery are things to cry about not some 5 year old cactus that was stolen ROFL whata bunch of pussys man !!!! as for OP i had a great fucking laugh at the details you provided felt like i was there with my homies haha i can relate after watching this video 
me and some buddies decided to go cactus hunting whata night that was lol, but on a real note i seriously cant believe you guys are this butthurt over some cactus when there are so many other atrocities being committed in the states, ha your little sister is a whore, how does that make you feel ?


Yeah, there are worse things going on in the world. So why make it worse by being a dick to others?

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i wouldve traded you a cutting for spores or something.  For real thou, $10?? thats really low and such a cheap cost.  Get a job OP

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Honestly how is that a bad thing ? Jesus man it was put on this earth to be used not admired for decades and decades thats like having a really nice classic car and having it sit in your garage to rot, yall twisted man

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #12] * 4
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Okay and if it was OP's property he'd have the right to make the choice to consume it rather than look at it. It wasn't and he didn't. Thieves are fucking scum. Doesn't matter if it's 2 dollars or 200.. They're fucking scum.

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Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
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Anonymous #11 said:
Okay and if it was OP's property he'd have the right to make the choice to consume it rather than look at it. It wasn't and he didn't. Thieves are fucking scum. Doesn't matter if it's 2 dollars or 200.. They're fucking scum.


Yup. Along with anonymous #12. You guys are garbage.

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