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Anonymous #39

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #19119099 - 11/11/13 05:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cactus thieving certainly isn't a contender for crime of the century, so IDK, not really a big deal.

But the fact that OP is such a bum that he can't even shell out 10 or 20 bucks for a cutting -- lolololololol.

Dude sounds like a real winner.


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Anonymous #40

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19119115 - 11/11/13 05:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
So, I wanted some san pedro cactus to try, and to grow. I am sure as hell not paying $10 a foot for cuttings online, so I hit google street view to look for some. I find a big stand of it growing in the front yard of a house in a neighboring city.
I go over to my friends' apartment, have a few beers, extoll the virtues of hallucinogenic cacti, and next thing I know we're on the freeway heading to the house. I'm behind the wheel, with two friends in the back. One wields a buck knife, the other a machete. We roll up on the house quiet like, so as not to spook our quarry. Both friends launch out of the SUV and attack the fucking cactus, two big sections fall in one machete swing, while the other guy saws through it with the knife. I just can't stop thinking, "holy shit this is happening right now". Funniest thing I've seen in my life, they both come running back to the car with several logs, and one impaled on the machete held overhead. Cactus thrown in the back, everyone piles in and we take off. I verified the species of trichocereus we harvested, definitely san pedro. The whole operation probably took less than twenty seconds. That cactus never knew what hit it.




You're a good writer. You should do something with that.


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Anonymous #35

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19119162 - 11/11/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous #12 said:
yall some major ass FUCKING PUSSIES lmfaooo so hard how old are you guys 12 no mommy no mommy mommy someone stole a cactus from my garden ... GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS YOU CRY BABY BITCHES, geez i wonder if you guys are the women in a relationship PUSSYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!! BAHAHHAHAAAAA if any of the girls i knew or know saw how you guys are crying over this subject youd be put into the gay club HAHAHAHAAHA




Im sure Id rather be castrated than let your type of "women" get anywhere near my penis.. :facepalm:


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Anonymous #37

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #19119881 - 11/11/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

#12 is definitely a gay underaged virigin along with OP


Edited by Anonymous (11/11/13 10:47 AM)


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Anonymous #12

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #19121715 - 11/11/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

pussy's pussies and more pussy's puss puss meow meow meow pus pus puss


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Anonymous #11

Re: I'm a Cactus Thief, AMA [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19121782 - 11/11/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

An admin should unanon 12 and ban him for being an underage poster.. There's no way he's over 18.


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