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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats * 1
    #18855498 - 09/17/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

File this one under "Banana Slicer et al."

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1379473094&sr=1-1&keywords=inflatable+unicorn+horn+for+cats



Be sure to read the reviews... a couple of my favorites:

"While not my favorite mythological creature, a unicorn is certainly an improvement over my boring old cat. This product will do, at least until I find a way to finally turn her into a mermaid."

"Does not come with instructions on how to affix horn between the other two horns my cat was born with."

"I came home to find my unicat with its horn jammed in the cat flap and after removing him now have a big hole and bad draft in my kitchen. On the plus side, however, he did skewer three rats and a pidgeon the other day and I haven't seen the local tom for some time."


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Re: Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18855503 - 09/17/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That cat looks fucking pissed about this whole unicorn business, dude.


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Re: Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats [Re: something super extreme]
    #18855552 - 09/17/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

next year, burning man, 4 cats wearing unicorn horns.
cats love it!


Edited by passifloracaerulea (09/17/13 09:17 PM)


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Re: Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18855568 - 09/17/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd be more excited to see four unicorns wearing cats.


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Re: Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats [Re: something super extreme]
    #18855578 - 09/17/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that could be done too.


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