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Patlal
You ask too many questions

Registered: 10/09/10
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Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

#18234117 - 05/08/13 06:27 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Who's wants to ride an ostrich???

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badchad
Mad Scientist

Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 13,388

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234220 - 05/08/13 06:50 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

This thread exceeded my expectations. Thanks.

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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards

Registered: 03/24/08
Posts: 9,087
Loc: Poconos

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234225 - 05/08/13 06:51 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

That looks really cool but wouldn't that be terrible for the Ostrich? Don't birds have hollow bones? :confused:

:confused:

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 45,178
Loc: Ottawa

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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Everlong]
#18234290 - 05/08/13 07:06 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Everlong said:

That looks really cool but wouldn't that be terrible for the Ostrich? Don't birds have hollow bones?

I didn't hear them complain

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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards

Registered: 03/24/08
Posts: 9,087
Loc: Poconos

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234299 - 05/08/13 07:08 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Patlal said:

Everlong said:

That looks really cool but wouldn't that be terrible for the Ostrich? Don't birds have hollow bones?

I didn't hear them complain

Ostriches can't talk brah

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4runner

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 15,415
Loc: State of Jefferson

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Everlong]
#18234305 - 05/08/13 07:09 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Everlong said:

That looks really cool but wouldn't that be terrible for the Ostrich? Don't birds have hollow bones?

At least the make great hamburgers if they do go down.

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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Posts: 45,178
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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Everlong]
#18234312 - 05/08/13 07:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Everlong said:

Patlal said:

Everlong said:

That looks really cool but wouldn't that be terrible for the Ostrich? Don't birds have hollow bones?

I didn't hear them complain

Ostriches can't talk brah

What am I smoking???

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Acaterpillar
A little mad...

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Posts: 18,696
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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Everlong]
#18234326 - 05/08/13 07:14 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I'm pretty sure ostriches don't have hollow bones.

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4runner

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 15,415
Loc: State of Jefferson

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Acaterpillar]
#18234336 - 05/08/13 07:16 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Acaterpillar said:

I'm pretty sure ostriches don't have hollow bones.

"Some flightless birds like penguins and ostriches have only solid bones,"
From wiki.

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Acaterpillar]
#18234346 - 05/08/13 07:18 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Acaterpillar said:

I'm pretty sure ostriches don't have hollow bones.

Who the hell said they had bones in the first place

:loldongs:

:loldongs:

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4runner

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 15,415
Loc: State of Jefferson

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234360 - 05/08/13 07:20 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Patlal said:

Acaterpillar said:

I'm pretty sure ostriches don't have hollow bones.

Who the hell said they had bones in the first place

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

Registered: 10/09/10
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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: 4runner]
#18234385 - 05/08/13 07:24 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

anunnakian said:

Patlal said:

Acaterpillar said:

I'm pretty sure ostriches don't have hollow bones.

Who the hell said they had bones in the first place

That's very intimidating...

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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards

Registered: 03/24/08
Posts: 9,087
Loc: Poconos

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: 4runner]
#18234388 - 05/08/13 07:24 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

anunnakian said:

Acaterpillar said:

I'm pretty sure ostriches don't have hollow bones.

"Some flightless birds like penguins and ostriches have only solid bones,"
From wiki.

I stand corrected, I thought all birds had hollow bones.

Still though

somehow I don't think that is too good for the ostrich

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4runner

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 15,415
Loc: State of Jefferson

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Everlong]
#18234395 - 05/08/13 07:26 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Next you will say monkeys riding dogs is bad. :freshwtf:

:freshwtf:

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: 4runner]
#18234408 - 05/08/13 07:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

anunnakian said:

Next you will say monkeys riding dogs is bad.

They don't seem to complain either

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4runner

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 15,415
Loc: State of Jefferson

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234443 - 05/08/13 07:34 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Is that little money trying to pick up poop to throw?

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Riboflavin

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Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234463 - 05/08/13 07:40 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

No audio on this computer, I hope the chocabo theme song was playing in the background.

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All that groks is God.

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Gumby
Fishnologist

Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Patlal]
#18234471 - 05/08/13 07:41 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

My journalist ex and her twin sister are always doing crackpot stories for ESPN online and they got to ride ostriches for some event(there's a videos somewhere out there). They got pretty banged up when they did it. Came out with all kinds of cuts and bruises. Apparently riding an ostrich is no easy task.

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pirate-blues

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Posts: 14,166

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: Riboflavin]
#18234474 - 05/08/13 07:43 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Woah! I would totally ride an ostrich. So far, I've got horses, elephants, and dolphins - I am shocked and disgusted there isn't more opportunities to ride camels around here, that seems cool too.

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Gumby
Fishnologist

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Posts: 26,656

Re: Click here to see an ostrich race (with riders of course)

[Re: pirate-blues]
#18234480 - 05/08/13 07:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I fed a camel once. That's gotta count for something. Damn do those things slobber.

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