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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!

Registered: 12/26/08
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My breakfast can kick your ASS

#18120268 - 04/16/13 09:30 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

3 eggs, w/ cheese, peppers, tortilla, glass of soymilk.

Everyday, rain or shine :bored:

:bored:

Only a punk bitch refuses proper nutrition in the morning :morningtoke:

:morningtoke:

Hope you folks are taking notes

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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

:morningtoke:

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RonaldFuckingPaul
Our Dear Leader

Registered: 10/31/07
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Loc: Straight Outta Compton

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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Almond Flour]
#18120359 - 04/16/13 09:46 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

It's 9:44 at night here good sir. Where you at? Why you eating breakfast at night?

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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!

Registered: 10/29/12
Posts: 17,397
Loc: TURNT UP!

Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]

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#18120362 - 04/16/13 09:47 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

What's so fucking extraordinary about a painfully generic, half-assed attempt at breakfast?
Big fucking deal.

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shivas.wisdom
בּ

Registered: 02/20/09
Posts: 14,933
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Almond Flour]
#18120367 - 04/16/13 09:48 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

you lost me at soymilk :puke:

:puke:

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Ms.eLLiS_Dee
Captain

Registered: 04/12/13
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

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#18120369 - 04/16/13 09:48 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I eat shit for breakfast

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Ms.eLLiS_Dee]
#18120379 - 04/16/13 09:49 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

excellent first post!

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The Vapor
Lost In A Tea Daze

Registered: 03/22/10
Posts: 8,433
Loc: Misty Mountains, B.C.

Last seen: 9 months, 5 days

Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Ms.eLLiS_Dee]
#18120380 - 04/16/13 09:50 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Ms.eLLiS_Dee said:

I eat shit for breakfast

Fantastic first post.

:lol:

:lol:

Edit: beat me to it...

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Edited by The Vapor (04/16/13 09:50 PM)

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: The Vapor]
#18120384 - 04/16/13 09:50 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Too slow, buddayyyy

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The Vapor
Lost In A Tea Daze

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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18120397 - 04/16/13 09:52 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

<----

:slowpoke:

Edit: fuck they dont have that graemlin anymore.

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Edited by The Vapor (04/16/13 09:53 PM)

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starfire_xes
I Am 'They'

Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 21,590
Loc: Dallas with all the assho...
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Almond Flour]
#18120400 - 04/16/13 09:54 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

My breakfast can kick your breakfast's ass. A joint, followed by a couple of candy bars, and 60mg of adderall washed down with a beer. :awesomenod:

:awesomenod:

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:smug:

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:smirk:

IF THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN BECAUSE THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM BITCH :smirk:

:smirk:

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The Vapor
Lost In A Tea Daze

Registered: 03/22/10
Posts: 8,433
Loc: Misty Mountains, B.C.

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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: starfire_xes]
#18120412 - 04/16/13 09:55 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

starfire_xes said:

My breakfast can kick your breakfast's ass. A joint, followed by a couple of candy bars, and 60mg of adderall washed down with a beer.

How are you still alive again?

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: The Vapor]
#18120422 - 04/16/13 09:57 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

My breakfast:

3 hard boiled eggs
A handful of raspberries
A handful of blueberries
An apple
A banana

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: The Vapor]
#18120423 - 04/16/13 09:57 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

The Vapor said:

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Edit: fuck they dont have that graemlin anymore.

:curbyourenthusiasm:

better check yourself fo' you wreck yourself

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starfire_xes
I Am 'They'

Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 21,590
Loc: Dallas with all the assho...
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: The Vapor]
#18120446 - 04/16/13 10:02 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

The Vapor said:

starfire_xes said:

My breakfast can kick your breakfast's ass. A joint, followed by a couple of candy bars, and 60mg of adderall washed down with a beer.

How are you still alive again?

I'm pickled. :smirk:

:smirk:

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:smug:

[/url]

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:smirk:

IF THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN BECAUSE THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM BITCH :smirk:

:smirk:

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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(

Registered: 07/23/12
Posts: 15,711
Loc: Switzerland

Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Almond Flour]
#18120464 - 04/16/13 10:05 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I make a variety of breakfasts every weekday 4:30am for my lovely boyfriend. Pancakes, French toast or sometimes just eggs bacon and sausage.

And its on the table ready to eat when he strolls out of bed.

So YOU, take notes, friend.
:randy2:

:randy2:

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NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!

Registered: 10/29/12
Posts: 17,397
Loc: TURNT UP!

Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

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#18120466 - 04/16/13 10:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I'm sure his boyfriend will appreciate the advice.

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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity

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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18120529 - 04/16/13 10:17 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Blueberry Special K Cereal with milk, not the soy kind
orange
....I guess that's it lol

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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!

Registered: 12/26/08
Posts: 11,343
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months

Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

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#18120644 - 04/16/13 10:34 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

sVs said:

I'm sure his boyfriend will appreciate the advice.

:lol:

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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

:morningtoke:

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deadwk
00101011

Registered: 06/18/09
Posts: 8,890
Loc: Canada, eh?

Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: Almond Flour]
#18120653 - 04/16/13 10:36 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

That's some bitch ass shit, here's a healthy mother fucking breakfast that I like to call, and so do my friends, the "Gack Sandwhich."

2-3 eggs
Bacon
Onions
Red Peppers
Cheese
Shallots
Pepper
Salt

Cook all this shit up, and fucking put it in a sandwhich. Now that'll kick your ass OP

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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

Registered: 08/28/09
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS

[Re: deadwk]
#18120660 - 04/16/13 10:37 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

fruit or nothing, is better.

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