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 Almond Flour
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 My breakfast can kick your ASS 
#18120268 - 04/16/13 07:30 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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3 eggs, w/ cheese, peppers, tortilla, glass of soymilk.
Everyday, rain or shine  Only a punk bitch refuses proper nutrition in the morning 
Hope you folks are taking notes
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 Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120359 - 04/16/13 07:46 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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It's 9:44 at night here good sir. Where you at? Why you eating breakfast at night?
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What's so fucking extraordinary about a painfully generic, half-assed attempt at breakfast?
Big fucking deal.
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120367 - 04/16/13 07:48 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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you lost me at soymilk 
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Ms.eLLiS_Dee
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I eat shit for breakfast
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Ms.eLLiS_Dee]
#18120379 - 04/16/13 07:49 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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excellent first post!
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The Vapor
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Ms.eLLiS_Dee]
#18120380 - 04/16/13 07:50 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
Ms.eLLiS_Dee said:
I eat shit for breakfast
Fantastic first post.
Edit: beat me to it...
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Edited by The Vapor (04/16/13 07:50 PM)
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: The Vapor]
#18120384 - 04/16/13 07:50 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Too slow, buddayyyy
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The Vapor
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<---- 
Edit: fuck they dont have that graemlin anymore.
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Edited by The Vapor (04/16/13 07:53 PM)
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120400 - 04/16/13 07:54 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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My breakfast can kick your breakfast's ass. A joint, followed by a couple of candy bars, and 60mg of adderall washed down with a beer. 
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: starfire_xes]
#18120412 - 04/16/13 07:55 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
starfire_xes said:
My breakfast can kick your breakfast's ass. A joint, followed by a couple of candy bars, and 60mg of adderall washed down with a beer.
How are you still alive again?
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: The Vapor]
#18120422 - 04/16/13 07:57 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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My breakfast:
3 hard boiled eggs
A handful of raspberries
A handful of blueberries
An apple
A banana
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: The Vapor]
#18120423 - 04/16/13 07:57 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
The Vapor said:
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Edit: fuck they dont have that graemlin anymore.
 better check yourself fo' you wreck yourself
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: The Vapor]
#18120446 - 04/16/13 08:02 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
The Vapor said:
Quote:
starfire_xes said:
My breakfast can kick your breakfast's ass. A joint, followed by a couple of candy bars, and 60mg of adderall washed down with a beer.
How are you still alive again?
I'm pickled.
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120464 - 04/16/13 08:05 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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I make a variety of breakfasts every weekday 4:30am for my lovely boyfriend. Pancakes, French toast or sometimes just eggs bacon and sausage.
And its on the table ready to eat when he strolls out of bed.
So YOU, take notes, friend.
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: VivaLaMushie] 1
#18120466 - 04/16/13 08:06 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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I'm sure his boyfriend will appreciate the advice.
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18120529 - 04/16/13 08:17 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Blueberry Special K Cereal with milk, not the soy kind
orange
....I guess that's it lol
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Almond Flour
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Quote:
sVs said:
I'm sure his boyfriend will appreciate the advice.
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deadwk
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120653 - 04/16/13 08:36 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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That's some bitch ass shit, here's a healthy mother fucking breakfast that I like to call, and so do my friends, the "Gack Sandwhich."
2-3 eggs
Bacon
Onions
Red Peppers
Cheese
Shallots
Pepper
Salt
Cook all this shit up, and fucking put it in a sandwhich. Now that'll kick your ass OP
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akira_akuma
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: deadwk]
#18120660 - 04/16/13 08:37 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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fruit or nothing, is better.
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Almond Flour
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: deadwk]
#18120669 - 04/16/13 08:38 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
thedeadwalkk said:
That's some bitch ass shit, here's a healthy mother fucking breakfast that I like to call, and so do my friends, the "Gack Sandwhich."
2-3 eggs
Bacon
Onions
Red Peppers
Cheese
Shallots
Pepper
Salt
Cook all this shit up, and fucking put it in a sandwhich. Now that'll kick your ass OP
Unless you are making that epicness 5 times a week, you are no where NEAR kicking my breakfasts ass!
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deadwk
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120684 - 04/16/13 08:40 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
Almond Flour said:
Quote:
thedeadwalkk said:
That's some bitch ass shit, here's a healthy mother fucking breakfast that I like to call, and so do my friends, the "Gack Sandwhich."
2-3 eggs
Bacon
Onions
Red Peppers
Cheese
Shallots
Pepper
Salt
Cook all this shit up, and fucking put it in a sandwhich. Now that'll kick your ass OP
Unless you are making that epicness 5 times a week, you are no where NEAR kicking my breakfasts ass!
Actually, back in the summer when I was having parties at my house everyday for two months straight. I ate this every morning 7 days a mother fucking week, sometimes two times a day.
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akira_akuma
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: deadwk]
#18120701 - 04/16/13 08:42 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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it's gonna funny when you all die of congestive failure.
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: akira_akuma]
#18120707 - 04/16/13 08:43 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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I agree.
Have you ever seen someone die of a heart attack? It's pretty cool.
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akira_akuma
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yes, in fact. the internet is a wonderful place. death is funny
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Almond Flour
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: akira_akuma]
#18120714 - 04/16/13 08:44 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
akira_akuma said:
it's gonna funny when you all die of congestive failure.
Its been proven a high cholesterol diet does not lead to high cholesterol
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: akira_akuma]
#18120719 - 04/16/13 08:45 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Nah, you need to see it first-hand to appreciate the real indignity of sudden heart failure.
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akira_akuma
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120723 - 04/16/13 08:45 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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nope. i'm pretty sure it leads to diseases which lead to high cholesterol.
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The Vapor
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Quote:
sVs said:
Nah, you need to see it first-hand to appreciate the real indignity of sudden heart failure.
Care to demonstrate?
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akira_akuma
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Quote:
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Nah, you need to see it first-hand to appreciate the real indignity of sudden heart failure.
i missed when my step-dad had a heart attack, i just heard them leaving for the hospital. 
^i'm pretty sure this is something like it looked like.
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: The Vapor]
#18120730 - 04/16/13 08:47 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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I maintain a pretty healthy diet, and I'm unaware of a genetic predisposition to heart defects.
So to answer your question, I'll probably not be demonstrating anytime soon.
I do smoke quite a bit. Check back in twenty, twenty-five years.
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akira_akuma
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oh you'll have to get a new heart valve, or you'll die
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: akira_akuma]
#18120743 - 04/16/13 08:50 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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akira_akuma
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: akira_akuma]
#18120750 - 04/16/13 08:51 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: akira_akuma]
#18120763 - 04/16/13 08:54 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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breakfast?
you mean my morning steak
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Re: My breakfast can kick your ASS [Re: Almond Flour]
#18120777 - 04/16/13 08:58 PM (11 years, 2 days ago) |
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Soy turns you into a girl.
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