Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Sporeworks
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  [ show all ]
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: tealeaf]
    #17895474 -

im diggin this thread y'all, its complete nonsense :laugh::spun:


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: tealeaf]
    #17895475 -

:highfive:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: tealeaf]
    #17895482 -

theres a place in my city where you can rent time and buy breakable shit like plates, glasses, vases, and throw them a a brick wall. stress relief :mallow:


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: tealeaf]
    #17895485 -

No shit.  I thought of that when I was a kid, and even then it seemed like a dumb idea.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895487 -

In my mind, I rationalized it away by thinking "everyone can get dishes and a wall, why come to my place and break it?"  I couldn't think of a good reason.  You gotta offer something else. 

Happy ending?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895498 -

when i was in 3rd grade, we had a weird ass lunch lady who was really edgy, but once i got to know her she was a sweet lady. i decided to pimp her one day so i took a magnet and put it in a chicken nugget and put the other in my hand under the table. i called her over, "mrs. w!!!!! my chicken nugget! looks ahhhhh its alive!!!". her reaction was priceless


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: tealeaf]
    #17895502 -

"pimp" has a completely different meaning round my parts.  It's when you get a cut of her prostitution income.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895527 -

yep, its a term my pops uses for punked or pranked. the first time he said it i never forgot it, classic hilarity


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: tealeaf]
    #17895537 -

I worked with this gal who thought "tossing [a person's] salad" meant just to have sex with them.  She was talking about some dude she liked and said to the 8 or so people within earshot that she'd like to toss his salad.  We were all "lolwut".

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895564 -

i just learned the other day that chicken with white feathers lay white eggs and chickens with red or brown feathers lay brown eggs :havesomescience:


--------------------
:dancingbear:

SonicTitan said:
"Id rail the same amount of come to crack"

https://soundcloud.com/matty_dread

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShrillGoldenChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895567 -

LNC, I was just on the way back from a show in Philly and dodged a crazy fuckin accident that must've just happpened at a high rate of speed. There was a flipped car in the right lane and a car on the shoulder in the left, and I didn't see the flipped car cause it's bottom was facing towards me. Fuckin came out of nowhere, ffuuucckkk meee. I need a beer. If you see four ways, slow the fuck down then slow down some more.


--------------------
+1 Post ٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: gzuf]
    #17895577 -

Going up 476?  I've seen some fucked up cars on 276 as well but it's usually too packed for anything high speed.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: gzuf]
    #17895578 -

AND WHAT SHOW?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #17895579 -

Oh, marmalade... I haven't had any action for something like a year, but I just had an incredible night with an amazingly gorgeous, talented new lover... big smiles over here. :drooling:


--------------------
Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895588 -

It was on 30 west in Coastville-about, usually it's a breeze for me going out of Philly after a show. No cops really, just watch out for deer and chill. Makes the whole situation even weirder, there is very little traffic this late at night that way. 3 cars thrown around on the road; someone fucked up pretty bad.

And the show was Man Man; I don't know how many people know about them on Shroomery but they are fucking awesome! Their shows are incredible. They have a new album coming out soon.


--------------------
+1 Post ٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #17895590 -

BlindSophist said:
marmalade


:awedisgust:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: gzuf]
    #17895603 -

Well I'm glad the show was good at least.  And honestly, it's kinda cool to see a severe accident.  Sounds like a good night.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: unam sanctum]
    #17895605 -

You know it's good when I say "oh marmalade". :lol:


--------------------
Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #17895612 -

:datass: It's so true


--------------------
+1 Post ٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: LNC/single malt scotch/fleetwood mac ripoffs [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #17895676 -

What kind of marmalade are we talking about?
Some marmalades are downright vile.


--------------------
A Hella Heady List of My Favorite Shroomy People - Click Here!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  [ show all ]

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* What's a good inexpensive whiskey?
( 1 2 all )		 relativexistance 7,165 27 09/28/04 01:26 PM
by baraka
* whats ur favorite alcohol?
( 1 2 3 all )		 faerieskissV 6,764 41 07/12/04 10:13 AM
by eastcoastE
* What is a good Vodka???
( 1 2 3 all )		 JiggleThaHandle 5,843 42 11/13/03 07:45 PM
by debianlinux
* What are you drinking tonight?
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 THE KRAT BARON 4,384 78 10/09/05 09:16 PM
by IgnatiusJReilly
* Moving to Canada
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 Kid_Orgo 9,439 72 10/05/03 12:58 PM
by dastats
* decisions, decisions... Krishna 319 5 07/16/05 10:05 AM
by Krishna
* what mixed drinks can you make with whiskey?
( 1 2 all )		 YouEnjoyMyself 2,842 23 05/01/04 01:21 PM
by The_Red_Crayon
* fleetwood mac StonedShroom 322 0 06/20/05 09:00 PM
by StonedShroom

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,343 topic views. 2 members, 181 guests and 170 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.