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reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off
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So today i get home from working a ten hour day outside(mn cold as fuck) picking up our son from daycare AND a trip to the freak show we all know as walmart, my fiance is in a bitchy mood. So a discussion begins about the weekend ahead and somehow me working a few hours tomorrow turns into me neglecting y family and consiquently shattering any hope of the three of us making it through the weekend  without dying. Ive come to the conclusion that pms is lurking about waiting to rip my dick off and lodge it into one or more of my orifaces. Anyone else got some relatable stories or insight on taming the menstrual beast.


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: Phillip J Fry] * 7
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bitches be bitches


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: dodgem]
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lol freak shows at walmart


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: zZZz] * 9
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There is an underlying reason she is upset, summing it all up to pms rather than getting to the root of the problem is rather insensitive of you to be honest and foreshadows future relationship turmoil.


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: Phillip J Fry]
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Phillip J Fry said:
Anyone else got some relatable stories or insight on taming the menstrual beast.



Well that attitude towards her won't really help :shrug:

JoieDeVivre said:
There is an underlying reason she is upset, summing it all up to pms rather than getting to the root of the problem is rather insensitive of you to be honest and foreshadows future relationship turmoil.



:thumbup:


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: Phillip J Fry] * 8
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She should have been thankful that you're working your ass off even during your normally free time just so that your family can have a good life.

Women.
:wtfsonic:

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: Phillip J Fry]
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Phillip J Fry said:
So today i get home from working a ten hour day outside(mn cold as fuck) picking up our son from daycare AND a trip to the freak show we all know as walmart, my fiance is in a bitchy mood. So a discussion begins about the weekend ahead and somehow me working a few hours tomorrow turns into me neglecting y family and consiquently shattering any hope of the three of us making it through the weekend  without dying. Ive come to the conclusion that pms is lurking about waiting to rip my dick off and lodge it into one or more of my orifaces. Anyone else got some relatable stories or insight on taming the menstrual beast.



consequently*

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: Phillip J Fry]
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Phillip J Fry said:
Anyone else got some relatable stories or insight on taming the menstrual beast.



The only way to fix the PMS is to drink the gifts it bears.

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: SoreSpore]
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Hahaha listen to this shit. My girl went to her sisters house to get her hair did lol. So i was at home with both fucking kids rite. Her best friend was supposed to go meet her at her sisters so they could all drink. Then i got a text from my chick being a bitch cause its my fault her best friend couldnt go over there :smbfacepalm: the fuck did i do to not let her best friend go. Pffffffttttttttttt fucking women :shrug:


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: kendawg]
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kendawg said:
Hahaha listen to this shit. My girl went to her sisters house to get her hair did lol. So i was at home with both fucking kids rite. Her best friend was supposed to go meet her at her sisters so they could all drink. Then i got a text from my chick being a bitch cause its my fault her best friend couldnt go over there :smbfacepalm: the fuck did i do to not let her best friend go. Pffffffttttttttttt fucking women :shrug:



Wow, some of you guys are so insensitive. She was upset and reached out to you, the person who is supposed to support her. :thumbdown:


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: kendawg]
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don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: JoieDeVivre] * 2
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JoieDeVivre said:
kendawg said:
Hahaha listen to this shit. My girl went to her sisters house to get her hair did lol. So i was at home with both fucking kids rite. Her best friend was supposed to go meet her at her sisters so they could all drink. Then i got a text from my chick being a bitch cause its my fault her best friend couldnt go over there :smbfacepalm: the fuck did i do to not let her best friend go. Pffffffttttttttttt fucking women :shrug:



Wow, some of you guys are so insensitive. She was upset and reached out to you, the person who is supposed to support her. :thumbdown:




Haha fuck that she said it was my fault. I didnt care she went out good for her. But to blame me cause her best friend couldnt go is crazy. Like i called her best friend  and said you best stay the:laugh2: fuck home. Come to think about this this is her 1st period after our kid :facepalm: it all makes sense now


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: kendawg]
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kendawg said:
Haha fuck that she said it was my fault. I didnt care she went out good for her. But to blame me cause her best friend couldnt go is crazy. Like i called her best friend  and said you best stay the:laugh2: fuck home. Come to think about this this is her 1st period after our kid :facepalm:



She literally said it was your fault? I'm pretty sure you misinterpreted her because you'd rather assume she's a bitch than help her deal with her feelings like a partner is supposed to and so you're bullshitting to seem like less of an asshole but if that's true then I'm not sure why are you with someone who is so insane.


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"We cannot live for ourselves alone. Our lives are connected by a thousand invisible threads, and along these sympathetic fibers, our actions run as causes and return to us as results."


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: JoieDeVivre] * 3
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JoieDeVivre said:
There is an underlying reason she is upset, summing it all up to pms rather than getting to the root of the problem is rather insensitive of you to be honest and foreshadows future relationship turmoil.



JoieDeVivre said:
kendawg said:
Hahaha listen to this shit. My girl went to her sisters house to get her hair did lol. So i was at home with both fucking kids rite. Her best friend was supposed to go meet her at her sisters so they could all drink. Then i got a text from my chick being a bitch cause its my fault her best friend couldnt go over there :smbfacepalm: the fuck did i do to not let her best friend go. Pffffffttttttttttt fucking women :shrug:



Wow, some of you guys are so insensitive. She was upset and reached out to you, the person who is supposed to support her. :thumbdown:



Omg. Here's another one, OP!



:wink:


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: JoieDeVivre] * 4
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bitch i bet you get wild on your period, esp. during political disagreements.

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: SoreSpore]
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SoreSpore said:
bitch i bet you get wild on your period, esp. during political disagreements.



:shrug:


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
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Oh boy.

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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: JoieDeVivre]
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JoieDeVivre said:
kendawg said:
Haha fuck that she said it was my fault. I didnt care she went out good for her. But to blame me cause her best friend couldnt go is crazy. Like i called her best friend  and said you best stay the:laugh2: fuck home. Come to think about this this is her 1st period after our kid :facepalm:



She literally said it was your fault? I'm pretty sure you're bullshitting to seem like less of an asshole but if that's true then I'm not sure why are you with someone who is so insane.




I wouldnt of posted it, but the title of this thread was to perfect. I put this shit on my kids graves. Its my fault im friends with her best friends dude. She text me and said its my fault she couldnt go and then thanked me for it. Honest to god no fucking lie.  How would i be an asshole to begin with. She went to chill with her sister and that was it :shrug:


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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: kendawg] * 1
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Ever had a woman get mad at you for dreaming?...yeah, dreaming

"You're probably dreaming about fucking bitches"..."fuck, I don't even care dude, dream alllll you want"
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Re: reasons your spouse/girlfriend is pissed off [Re: shLong]
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I've known girls who got PISSED off at their boyfriends because they had a dream where their guy cheated on them.  Crazy bitches:burke:


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