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gary gnu
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Alabama hotpocket

#17321086 - 12/02/12 02:29 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I love all of these funny names for really gross sex acts like hot carl, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer etc. etc.
Every time I hear a new one, I can't wait to find out what it means.
Post your favorite grody sex act with a funny name and give the definition.
Here's my current favorite:
Alabama hotpocket-
The act of spreading open a womens vagina and shitting in it.
ew.
:ahahaha:

:ahahaha:

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SoreSpore

Registered: 03/06/12
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

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#17321111 - 12/02/12 02:33 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

gary gnu said:

I love all of these funny names for really gross sex acts like hot carl, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer etc. etc.
Every time I hear a new one, I can't wait to find out what it means.
Post your favorite grody sex act with a funny name and give the definition.
Here's my current favorite:
Alabama hotpocket-
The act of spreading open a womens vagina and shitting in it.
ew.

No.

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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds

Registered: 03/22/09
Posts: 3,796
Loc: USA
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: gary gnu]
#17321113 - 12/02/12 02:33 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The Chilli dog

When you shit on a womens breasts then titty fuck her

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KremrBigSikter
Spränger Språnger

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

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#17321136 - 12/02/12 02:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Ironically, but not surprisingly, all these Funny Names for Gross Sex Acts were conceived by virgins.

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spoonbomb

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: MilkdudTitties]
#17321144 - 12/02/12 02:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Darth Mauling

"when a guy is having a threesome with two girls... puts on a strap on backwards so he's fucking one in the front and the other in back. his penis and the strap on, resemble the dual lightsaber used by darthmaul."

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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds

Registered: 03/22/09
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: spoonbomb]
#17321171 - 12/02/12 02:43 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

spoonbomb said:

Darth Mauling

"when a guy is having a threesome with two girls... puts on a strap on backwards so he's fucking one in the front and the other in back. his penis and the strap on, resemble the dual lightsaber used by darthmaul."

:hahthatsrich:

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robbyberto
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: spoonbomb]
#17321211 - 12/02/12 02:49 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

spoonbomb said:

Darth Mauling

"when a guy is having a threesome with two girls... puts on a strap on backwards so he's fucking one in the front and the other in back. his penis and the strap on, resemble the dual lightsaber used by darthmaul."

:lolocaust:

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trippinballs420
Samall Johnson

Registered: 09/17/12
Posts: 11,925
Loc: CO

Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: robbyberto]
#17321321 - 12/02/12 03:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

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Samall Johnson

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

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#17321331 - 12/02/12 03:08 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

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KillerSpores
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: trippinballs420]
#17321350 - 12/02/12 03:12 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Oreo cookie milkshake. I will admit, whoever comes up with this shit is creative.

A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.

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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: trippinballs420]
#17321364 - 12/02/12 03:13 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The Houdini

You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"

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Samall Johnson

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: KillerSpores]

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#17321368 - 12/02/12 03:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

KillerSpores said:

Oreo cookie milkshake. I will admit, whoever comes up with this shit is creative.

A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.

duuude. da fuck?

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Samall Johnson

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: trippinballs420]
#17321373 - 12/02/12 03:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

theres another houdini, but i had never heard of it until just now
The Houdini:
You come home with a girl after a nice dinner. As she goes to her room to "put on something more comfortable," you shit in her purse, fuck her dog and disappear.

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My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: trippinballs420]
#17321385 - 12/02/12 03:17 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Theres also another houdini too.

As you are doing it doggystyle you pull out and spit all over her back so she thinks you came, and when she turns to face you, you jizz all over her face

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spoonbomb

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: MilkdudTitties]
#17321402 - 12/02/12 03:21 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

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Samall Johnson

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: spoonbomb]
#17321423 - 12/02/12 03:25 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

:lol:

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Teliis
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: trippinballs420]
#17321537 - 12/02/12 03:47 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The Toboggan:
So you start pounding on the chick doggystyle, and when you're about to bust you pull out and shoot your load and the bed underneath her. You then push her down, jump on her back, grab her arms, and ride her off the bed like a sled.

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lowbrow
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: Teliis]
#17321617 - 12/02/12 04:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

the flumpie

getting a blow job while taking a shit.

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lar20
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Re: Alabama hotpocket

[Re: lowbrow]
#17321624 - 12/02/12 04:02 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

lowbrow said:

the flumpie

getting a blow job while taking a shit.

aka the blumpkin

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Samall Johnson

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Re: Alabama hotpocket

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#17321633 - 12/02/12 04:03 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

lowbrow said:

the flumpie

getting a blow job while taking a shit.

ive always heard that called the blumkin

and an upper decker blumkin is when you take the top off the tank on the toilet, and sit on top of the open tank and take a shit while you get a blowjob. when you are done you put the top back on the tank and leave the shit.

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