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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Salomon]
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Ejaculation makes you feel like what you just did was some skanky ass shit, and how in the hell did you ever think doing it was a good idea.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther] * 1
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Quote:
most of the time i just pee out semen when it gets full i guess


LOLOLOLOL

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther] * 1
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SteelPanther said:
Can some one tell me what it actually feels like?


did you ever have to sneeze but couldn't?


then eventuially you managed to sneeze?

kinda like that but from your penis


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Vicker]
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The real question here is why you don't know already...


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A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along.
~ '][' {[]} {[]} {[_,

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Vicker]
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:havesomesantorum:

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther] * 1
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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Salomon] * 1
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Because I just felt like asking right now, and is there any sort of rush when it happens? like an amphetamine or opiate feeling?


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Everything I say on here is not true, I am an insecure person who lies about doing drugs and stuff to make myself feel good. So any illegal things I may have talked about are all fictional.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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Ok now this is a little rediculous

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther] * 1
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SteelPanther said:
Because I just felt like asking right now, and is there any sort of rush when it happens? like an amphetamine or opiate feeling?


god damn.

stick a finger in your ass and stimulate your prostate while you stick your erection in a microwaved watermelon and fin out for yourself


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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SteelPanther said:
Because I just felt like asking right now, and is there any sort of rush when it happens? like an amphetamine or opiate feeling?


Yes, your NMDA receptors get down-graded signals from Glutamate production and you start feeling your self go into a deep hole... then BOP you come out and you're writing on the ground, in pure heavenly bliss.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Salomon]
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:lolwut:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: psi]
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psi said:




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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: SteelPanther]
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SteelPanther said:
I have never ejaculated and I dont know if I ever will so I thought I may as well ask what it feels like, and could you compare it to a drug since iv tried alot of drugs and know what they feel like.


It feels a lot like sticking a mushroom in your peehole and then pulling it out as fast as you can, only it feels good....and you see God, who turns you gay. :what:


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Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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why didn't anyone tell him to jack off and find out for himself already :crankey:

or why he never jerked off :wtfsonic:


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said:
SteelPanther said:
Because I just felt like asking right now, and is there any sort of rush when it happens? like an amphetamine or opiate feeling?


Yes, your NMDA receptors get down-graded signals from Glutamate production and you start feeling your self go into a deep hole... then BOP you come out and you're writing on the ground, in pure heavenly bliss.


Do you have ketamine flavored cum drops?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: Everlong]
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Everlong said:
why didn't anyone tell him to jack off and find out for himself already :crankey:

or why he never jerked off :wtfsonic:


It's a sin?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods]
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OP should find a woman to marry and get to work then.

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: koods] * 1
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I hate to make the OP feel like an outcast, but... You are the only male human over the age of 16 on the ENTIRE planet that doesn't know what it feels like to shoot a load.

What does that feel like?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (11/25/12 11:19 PM)

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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: psi]
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and nobody has asked the million dollar ? yet, why can't OP blow his load like the rest anyone else and does he think he never will. Have you no penis sir?


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Re: What does it feel like to ejaculate [Re: HigherPrimate] * 1
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Just did it, felt great

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