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Why are there no turkey based restaurants?
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Most restaurants, especially fast-food, are mostly categorized according to the animal they serve.


Chicken (mostly fried)
Beef (hamburger joints, steakhouses)
Pork (barbecue)
Fish (again, mostly fried)

Of course, there is some crossover. You can get a chicken sandwich at McDonalds, most fish places also serve chicken, etc, but there are no turkey restaurants that I know of. Hardees has a turkey burger, and that's the only place I can even think of off the top of my head where I can even get turkey at a restaurant.

Why is that? Turkey is one of the most American foods you can eat. Benjamin Franklin wanted to make it the national bird. It tastes good, and isn't expensive at all.

The only form of turkey that most Americans eat, these days, other than birds baked at home for Thanksgiving, is sliced deli meats. I'd say those two things probably account for 90% of the turkey consumed in the U.S.


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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if franklin had succeeded in his mission do you think we'd be eating bald eagles for thanksgiving?


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Cause turkey makes you sleepy.

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Cavemen]
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Why are there no emu based restaurants? I mean you can get beef and chicken and pork and fish pretty much everywhere but where's the fucking emu, man??

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Cavemen]
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There's a restaurant in the food court at the mall near here where they always have a roasted turkey. I never see anyone eat there, but I assume people do sometimes or they wouldn't have been open this long.

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: psi]
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psi said:
There's a restaurant in the food court at the mall near here where they always have a roasted turkey. I never see anyone eat there, but I assume people do sometimes or they wouldn't have been open this long.


this kinda makes me sad for some reason


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
Why are there no emu based restaurants? I mean you can get beef and chicken and pork and fish pretty much everywhere but where's the fucking emu, man??



They tried that back in the 80's. For whatever reason, it didn't work out.

Personally, I'd like to see more rabbit, squirrel, and rattlesnake in the shops.


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: venetianblinds]
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How many people here actually really enjoy turkey (especially the flavorless mass-bred variety most of us eat on thanksgiving) over chicken?

I couldn't imagine a successful business based around turkey unless they had high quality, organic, free range birds..and then prices would be too high IMO.

Boston Market is the closest thing to a successful turkey business and it's :puke:


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Boston Market turkey is kinda a headliner.

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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I think I should open a chain of restaurants called Beaver Pelts. It can be like Hooters with scantily clad woman expect we serve lots of beaver. Beaver poutine. Hot beaver on a bun. Beaver burgers. Just beaver everything with a nice hella classy Canadian motif.

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
if franklin had succeeded in his mission do you think we'd be eating bald eagles for thanksgiving?



Nope, rattlesnake.

I'm starting a rattlesnake farm, BTW.


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
I think I should open a chain of restaurants called Beaver Pelts. It can be like Hooters with scantily clad woman expect we serve lots of beaver. Beaver poutine. Hot beaver on a bun. Beaver burgers. Just beaver everything with a nice hella classy Canadian motif.



Which brings up another question.

Why do we have a dozen Mexican restaurants in every town, but no Canadian restaurants?


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: psi]
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"There is no such thing as a turkey burger" - Bob's Burgers


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
XLCaps said:
I think I should open a chain of restaurants called Beaver Pelts. It can be like Hooters with scantily clad woman expect we serve lots of beaver. Beaver poutine. Hot beaver on a bun. Beaver burgers. Just beaver everything with a nice hella classy Canadian motif.



Which brings up another question.

Why do we have a dozen Mexican restaurants in every town, but no Canadian restaurants?


Maybe because your diet is pretty much the same as the US's except for the poutine which is delicious IMO. Oh and you guys got the mcrib year-round, that's always a plus lol.

I'm just joking around and have only been to CA once, what would you suggest would be served at a Canadian restarant?


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
Why do we have a dozen Mexican restaurants in every town, but no Canadian restaurants?



because no one wants bland food and milk in a bag outside of canada


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: kr0nik0]
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Poutine and moosemeat, probably.

Maybe some baby seal. They eat alot of seal up there, right?


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: kr0nik0]
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Canadian food is basically the same as American food, plus a couple things like poutine and peameal (aka "Canadian") bacon. If you go to a restaurant that sells "Chinese and Canadian food", the Canadian portion is basically burgers and fries. FYI those tend to be very shitty Chinese restaurants.

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Haha, Let's put baby seal on the menu around the bible belt and see what happens.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Baby_Hitler said:
Why do we have a dozen Mexican restaurants in every town, but no Canadian restaurants?



because no one wants bland food and milk in a bag outside of canada



Yeah, yeah. As if "Chinese" and Mexican restaurants are all "authentic" and shit.

Americans love fried shit with gravy on it, and maple syrup.

The recipes write themselves!


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Re: Why are there no turkey based restaurants? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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There's also Canadian pizza, which is bacon and a couple other things. Maybe pepperoni and mushrooms?

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