So a lighter was stuck IN my jacket.

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EvolveShrooms
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So a lighter was stuck IN my jacket.

#17260321 - 11/21/12 06:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

It was fucking wierd man. My lighter somehow ended trapped inside my pennycoat. Not in a pocket or anything. No, like inside the fucking coat, between the two layers of fabric. IDK how long its been there but I just spent two hours trying to find the spot in the seam where it slipped through. Fuck yea now I can stop using barbecue lighter to light my smokes, I feel like a fool everytime I whip out a 9 nine firestick just to light a cigarette.
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Amoeboid
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Re: So a lighter was stuck IN my jacket.

[Re: EvolveShrooms]
#17260350 - 11/21/12 06:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I think the only explanation is that all the atomic constituents of the lighter tunneled into your coat at the same moment.

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Re: So a lighter was stuck IN my jacket.

[Re: Amoeboid]
#17260844 - 11/21/12 08:21 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Nuclear irradiated mutant fire starters stole your coat and replaced it with this similar version just to remind you that playing with loaded pool cues is not for children. Consider yourself warned!

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