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Delta's in-flight safety video
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The girl in it is quite attractive.  Best part is when she says "no smoking"

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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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Attractive? She looks like a plastic surgery victim.


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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quite attractive? :nojustno:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: Oldgregg]
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DAMMIT Shroomism! thats the second time you've posted while i was typing and you posted the exact same idea i was going with...


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: Oldgregg]
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Hahahahaha I know right. We are fucking telepathically linked :wtfsonic:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: Shroomism]
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uh...okay, well it's pretty funny either way :shiftyeyes:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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i don't really see anything funny about it...maybe cause i'm not  :awehigh:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru] * 1
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I hate airports, I hate the fake plastic people that are flight attendants, I hate the culture, I hate the fake people drinking $7 a can beer in the bars and pretending they are high class, I hate the fucking overpriced crappy food that tastes like shit in the resteraunts, i hate being herded like cattle through shutes, i hate the fucking DHS, I hate the smelly masses of humanity, I hate fucking shitty little bags of peanuts, I hate the pilots in their crisp fucking white uniforms....


The only thing I never hated was when this fucking chick from Singapore Airlines (Chinese) asked for an 'escort' in san diego and fucked me senseless for 2 days.  I was lucky i had a mustang cobra, it added to the flavor for her.

I also had a flight attendant (vietnamese, low class fuck slut) on america west that used to come up to San Fran and fuck me silly--she paid for everything--when I was in the Navy.  it ended when she found out from these other vietnamese bitches at this one disco that I had a girlfriend, and she called me up and called me a fucking jerk and asked to give back the T-shirt she gave me.

god did i feel like an asshole.


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: starfire_xes]
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woah thats crazy. yeah airports blow hard. I just got back from San Francisco actually...yeah I wish people could be a little more friendly at airports..you're probably never gonna see many of them again so everyone is just acting all superior and shit

there were a few hot flight attendants though which is more than i can normally say


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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Chick on singapore airlines asked me if i knew what the tattoo i had meant, i said no...she said it means. 'vanity'  i started laughing and said, yeah, i am.  She dropped me  drink later with a note asking for an 'escort'  fucking luckiest day in my life. 

Ex wife didn't like it too much but then by that time it was all over anyway.

Secret with asian airline babes--act nice, don't cuss, be funny, and make sure you hit the gym about 5 days a week.


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: starfire_xes]
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niiice. Well I hope you held on to the T-shirt :ooo:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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oojijimoo said:
niiice. Well I hope you held on to the T-shirt :ooo:



Yea, I did.  It was a shitty Arizona T shirt anyway.  What do you expect from a bitch, i she gave me her phone number, and her fucking faggy ass hairdresser husband answers and gets pissed off?

The only problem was I never got laid by another vietnamese bitch again at the Dragon Palace--that was this really fucking shitty, low-class disco in Alameda that sailors hung out at.


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: starfire_xes]
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hair dressers :nonono: fuckin posers!


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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literally  :awetermelon:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: g00ru]
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oojijimoo said:
hair dressers :nonono: fuckin posers!


LOL....he even sounded like a fucking queer on the phone--not that I have anything against them--he mentioned he was her husband and shit, and I was just like, oh shit, (i can't help if if you old lady likes horny sailor dong)


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: starfire_xes]
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Is that John Travolta in the Cockpit?

:feelshansmoleman:


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Re: Delta's in-flight safety video [Re: Deadkndys420]
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nah just a normal pilot


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