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Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist.
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So I'm coming home from the grocery store just now, and I'm at this red light that's taking forever, and the streets are almost bare empty at this hour so I say what the hell, and inch forward a little. 

Right before I cross the intersection some motorcyclist comes out of nowhere from the right, must've been going at least 20mph over the speed limit, and flips me off with a completely malicious expression of pure hatred on his face as he speeds past.

I move on and stop at the next light, and sure enough this motherfucker's  at the same intersection to the left.

His eyes begin to scan my direction so I take advantage of this opportunity to return the bird to him.  He throws his arms in the air in a "What did I do?" sort of way.  [In retrospect, this makes me slightly suspicious that just maybe this was a different motorcyclist than the first, but I doubt it, since there was barely anyone on the streets at this hour and I met a motorcyclist at two consecutive lights.  Also the limited glimpse that I got of his face was the same as the first.]

The light turns green and I go first, he speeds up and attempts to pass me but I have to turn left at the next light, so I get in his way.  He probably interpreted this as a blatant decision to cut him off (It wasn't) but it will probably not keep me awake at night if he interprets it that way.

After that there are no problems.  Not really a big deal, and I was not that angry at him as I did almost choose to run the red light after all, but he was going WAY over the speed limit and even then it was a complete bastard thing to flip someone off in the intensely hateful manner that he did.


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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i can't believe you cut me off like that :fuckyou:


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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You show 'em, Skeeter!


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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i ride motorcycles, its scary shit sometimes, you really just try and remember to ride as defensively as you can and hope you dont get blindsided. if you would have gone into the intersection and hit the motorcyclist you would have likely killed him

though he was speeding, and you get whats coming when taking that gamble


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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Celestial Traveler said:
I take advantage of this opportunity to return the bird to him.



see, now me, I wouldnt have let it get this far. I'd have given a friendly
wave just to say "hey, no harm done, I dont have a dent in my car and
you're not lodged under my transmission. we should be more careful"


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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You're too kind.


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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Prisoner#1 said:
Celestial Traveler said:
I take advantage of this opportunity to return the bird to him.



see, now me, I wouldnt have let it get this far. I'd have given a friendly
wave just to say "hey, no harm done, I dont have a dent in my car and
you're not lodged under my transmission. we should be more careful"


:lol:

I had to cut somebody off the other day to get into my lane, I was stupid for not getting over earlier, but shit happens. This dude "LOST HIS FUCKING MIND" and was going insane in his car screaming and throwing his arms up. So I wave and kind of say sorry as best as I can with my hand, and he flips me off screaming, so I keep waving and he flips me off, and I continued for about a minute just laughing my ass off while he was continually screaming every time I would wave. People make me laugh.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: fiddle]
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maddlevi said:
You show 'em, Skeeter!


now, he's just a boy.

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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
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akira_akuma said:
maddlevi said:
You show 'em, Skeeter!


now, he's just a boy.




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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: pfxtc] * 1
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see, if I get cut off or almost hit by someone I dont bother with gestures and
screaming and laying on the horn, I try and give them some room, blowing the
horn could cause them to hit you because they clearly arent paying attention
so tooting the horn will startle them. the whole getting angry while driving a
2 ton killing machine seems somewhat counter productive to letting everyone
around me live a normal life span


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
see, if I get cut off or almost hit by someone I dont bother with gestures and
screaming and laying on the horn, I try and give them some room, blowing the
horn could cause them to hit you because they clearly arent paying attention
so tooting the horn will startle them. the whole getting angry while driving a
2 ton killing machine seems somewhat counter productive to letting everyone
around me live a normal life span


makes sense
really the only time i'll blow a horn is if the person is completely oblivious to me being there, and I have nowhere to go. usually they'll stop doing their makeup and breastfeeding their fat baby while driving and look into their blind spot.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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So true. Losing your temper on the road can be deadly, a lot of people don't keep that in perspective.

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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: psi]
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psi said:
So true. Losing your temper on the road can be deadly, a lot of people don't keep that in perspective.


well i learned to drive in los angeles, so i keep my temper because i've had a gun or two pulled/threatened on me from losing it in traffic :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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pfxtc said:
Prisoner#1 said:
Celestial Traveler said:
I take advantage of this opportunity to return the bird to him.



see, now me, I wouldnt have let it get this far. I'd have given a friendly
wave just to say "hey, no harm done, I dont have a dent in my car and
you're not lodged under my transmission. we should be more careful"


:lol:

I had to cut somebody off the other day to get into my lane, I was stupid for not getting over earlier, but shit happens. This dude "LOST HIS FUCKING MIND" and was going insane in his car screaming and throwing his arms up. So I wave and kind of say sorry as best as I can with my hand, and he flips me off screaming, so I keep waving and he flips me off, and I continued for about a minute just laughing my ass off while he was continually screaming every time I would wave. People make me laugh.


Haha that's funny. 

The other day another thing like this happened.  I was at a long red light again and it took me like half a second to realize the light turned green and this motherfucker behind me is already honking at me.  I look back and he's tossing his hands in the air and having a heart attack.  So I go as slow as I can and when he switches lane I switch in front of him just to fuck with him.

Prisoner#1 said:
see, if I get cut off or almost hit by someone I dont bother with gestures and
screaming and laying on the horn, I try and give them some room, blowing the
horn could cause them to hit you because they clearly arent paying attention
so tooting the horn will startle them. the whole getting angry while driving a
2 ton killing machine seems somewhat counter productive to letting everyone
around me live a normal life span


True, road rage is bad.  But I wasn't getting riled up about it or anything, I just calmly flipped him off while I was eating some grapes.  He was the one flippin' out about it.  His loss, that temporary spike in blood pressure will take a few seconds off his life. :shrug:


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler] * 1
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So you were trying to run a red light, almost hit the guy, and you're upset with him flipping you off?

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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: abltsandwich]
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abltsandwich said:
So you were trying to run a red light, almost hit the guy, and you're upset with him flipping you off?


I wasn't really upset, I was pretty calm about it. 

He was going way too fast anyway.  But like I said in my OP I could not get too mad at him because I did have part of the responsibility in that.

And it was just the disgusting way in which he did it - he was zooming forward and he turned his head at a complete 90 degree angle, taking his eyes off the road just to give me a facial expression of pure hatred.


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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Celestial Traveler said:
pfxtc said:
Prisoner#1 said:
Celestial Traveler said:
I take advantage of this opportunity to return the bird to him.



see, now me, I wouldnt have let it get this far. I'd have given a friendly
wave just to say "hey, no harm done, I dont have a dent in my car and
you're not lodged under my transmission. we should be more careful"


:lol:

I had to cut somebody off the other day to get into my lane, I was stupid for not getting over earlier, but shit happens. This dude "LOST HIS FUCKING MIND" and was going insane in his car screaming and throwing his arms up. So I wave and kind of say sorry as best as I can with my hand, and he flips me off screaming, so I keep waving and he flips me off, and I continued for about a minute just laughing my ass off while he was continually screaming every time I would wave. People make me laugh.


Haha that's funny. 

The other day another thing like this happened.  I was at a long red light again and it took me like half a second to realize the light turned green and this motherfucker behind me is already honking at me.  I look back and he's tossing his hands in the air and having a heart attack.  So I go as slow as I can and when he switches lane I switch in front of him just to fuck with him.

Prisoner#1 said:
see, if I get cut off or almost hit by someone I dont bother with gestures and
screaming and laying on the horn, I try and give them some room, blowing the
horn could cause them to hit you because they clearly arent paying attention
so tooting the horn will startle them. the whole getting angry while driving a
2 ton killing machine seems somewhat counter productive to letting everyone
around me live a normal life span


True, road rage is bad.  But I wasn't getting riled up about it or anything, I just calmly flipped him off while I was eating some grapes.  He was the one flippin' out about it.  His loss, that temporary spike in blood pressure will take a few seconds off his life. :shrug:


i'm a fucking asshole on long road trips. if somebody does things like get WAYYYY too close, i like to brakecheck fuckers, or just drive as slow as possbile. i find ways to entertain myself :shrug:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: pfxtc]
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:lol: Yeah lol I do that too.  I live in a big city and people are complete assholes around here.  There is a lot of traffic all the time and I can understand that's a little frustrating but even taking that into account drivers are way bitchier than they have reason to be.


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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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or another thing is on long trips, I always think the guy next to me is racing me. idk if its just me.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Just had a run-in with an asshole motorcyclist. [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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A couple months ago some dude on a harley almost met the front of my 4runner.
Son of a bitch went to pass a car as they both took a left right turn. I was coming up on that t-intesetion and guess what I saw? A fucking motorcycle in my lane.
Well at least I found out my rear brakes still work decent as they locked up.
I kind wish that fucker turned into a hood ornament.
I hate motorcyclist that think they own the road.

Eh maybe he hit a deer by now.

Fuck that guy.

Edited by 4runner (08/03/12 01:31 AM)

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