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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: allseeingike]
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get crazy glue & glue it together around your ankle next week


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: casket]
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casket said:
this is almost irritating how stupid of a move this was. i don't even know you.


I know what you mean. I'm kind of angry at him.  :smokerage:

Why would you be so stupid man? Come on. :facepalm:


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Twiga]
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Twiga said:
if they know i cut it off, would they not respond to the problem immediately as to prevent that im out and about ?


:nohellno:


YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: TheApprentice] * 2
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Post a pic of the cut bracelet.

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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: abltsandwich]
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abltsandwich said:
Post a pic of the cut bracelet.



:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Twiga]
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You better start thinking of a damn good excuse OP.

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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: ButteredToast]
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So yea bros I was about to get off in a week but I decided to put the gun to my head and pull the trigger

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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Herpa derp derp.



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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Twiga]
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Twiga said:
Celestial Traveler said:
I'll probably wish I hadn't asked, but what are you on house arrest for anyways?


i had a meeting with my po at the start of my probation period and i was talking about my thoughts on how can you be so blind to not see the clear corruption that lead to marijuana being illegal. my po then said i was clearly not in a stable state of mind and that she was going to place me on house arrest for 90 days so i can get clean from pot because it is destroying my life.... GO USA!



you seem to be full of brilliant ideas


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Twiga said:
Celestial Traveler said:
I'll probably wish I hadn't asked, but what are you on house arrest for anyways?


i had a meeting with my po at the start of my probation period and i was talking about my thoughts on how can you be so blind to not see the clear corruption that lead to marijuana being illegal. my po then said i was clearly not in a stable state of mind and that she was going to place me on house arrest for 90 days so i can get clean from pot because it is destroying my life.... GO USA!



you seem to be full of brilliant ideas


:heytherebadboy:


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Twiga]
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pretty dumb, are high right now?


but i would call in and tell themw aht you did....


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Twiga]
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OP post pictures become a legend I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: usudor]
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usudor said:
Prisoner#1 said:
Twiga said:
Celestial Traveler said:
I'll probably wish I hadn't asked, but what are you on house arrest for anyways?


i had a meeting with my po at the start of my probation period and i was talking about my thoughts on how can you be so blind to not see the clear corruption that lead to marijuana being illegal. my po then said i was clearly not in a stable state of mind and that she was going to place me on house arrest for 90 days so i can get clean from pot because it is destroying my life.... GO USA!



you seem to be full of brilliant ideas


:heytherebadboy:



now the most brilliant idea would be to try and get away with it by staging
it as a murder scene, splatterblood everywhere, maybe a chainsaw in the
bathroom with everything covered in blood, clog the toilet with some meat
and leave some chitterlings in the tub, a few bones and a few bottles of
hydrochloric acid and he can hide in the closet and wait for them to show up
and when they start looking around he can jump out and scare them


shit couldnt possibly get any funnier than that


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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OP I'm speechless:facepalm3:
Start thinking of a good excuse like you feel down the stairs or a hobo attacked you

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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: ButteredToast]
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ButteredToast said:
You better start thinking of a damn good excuse OP.


yeah can't you come up with some good BS story on how it got stuck somewhere and it was the bracelet or your arm or something? :shrug:

you dun goofed son.


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
shit couldnt possibly get any funnier than that


Unless he spread paraphernalia around the scene too.

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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: SoreSpore]
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FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I WON BITCHEEESZZZ! il post a pic of the cut bracelet in a little bit but yeah basically i got away with it their coming now to replace the band . :baaaam:


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: i like cow poo]
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What you do is you find a way to reattach it.

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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: Twiga]
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Twiga said:
but yeah basically i got away with it their coming now to replace the band



care to elaborate?


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Re: Cut off house arrest bracelet [Re: TheApprentice] * 2
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TheApprentice said:
abltsandwich said:
Post a pic of the cut bracelet.



:picdidnthappen:




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